2017-Apr-11 - Chris exclusive interview

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I dislike how people even here try and dehumanise him, tell him to kill himself etc. Get over it, he's gross, he's autistic af, we're here because he's entertaining despite that shit

Weens DO need to fuck off, you catch more flies with honey

(Ironically chris is the honey for once, braveryjerk and all that patreon business shit is so desperate and OP's reaponses reek of lolcow tbh)
 
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Roachdog said:
I dislike how people even here try and dehumanise him, tell him to kill himself etc. Get over it, he's gross, he's autistic af, we're here because he's entertaining despite that shit

Weens DO need to fuck off, you catch more flies with honey

(Ironically chris is the honey for once, braveryjerk and all that patreon business shit is so desperate and OP's reaponses reek of lolcow tbh)
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If he can needlessly use my tax money to feed himself, I can tell him to kill himself.
 
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Trans people can sometimes have a hard time with transitioning/their final look. MtF can get breast implants, laser hair removal, etc, but they can't change the shape of their shoulders or jaw, so some men are just going to have a harder time looking truly feminine. That doesn't mean they can't look good. With nice clothing, makeup, etc, they can still look nice despite masculine physical traits.

Chris on the other hand... god. He is such a trainwreck (tranwreck?) in HD I don't even know where to start.
 
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Roachdog said:
I dislike how people even here try and dehumanise him, tell him to kill himself etc. Get over it, he's gross, he's autistic af, we're here because he's entertaining despite that shit

Weens DO need to fuck off, you catch more flies with honey

(Ironically chris is the honey for once, braveryjerk and all that patreon business shit is so desperate and OP's reaponses reek of lolcow tbh)
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How far has kiwi farms fallen, you literally sound like you're fresh off tumblr with this shit.

You don't have to fuck with people but you're literally retarded if you think you're in any position of ebin moral superiority when loudly protesting to save the lolcows.

Terms like A-Log and Ween have become buzzwords used to keep everyone in this passive state, too afraid of the 2kewl2dostuff redditor circlejerk to be proactive in any way. Chris simply doesn't DO anything anymore. The teat is dry.
 
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Weens really need to fuck off. And everyone thinks we're the bad guys. We're just talking about Chris (and other lolcows) as a discussion piece, not actively trying to ruin their lives.
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The weens have always actively fucked things up. Like for example the wallflower, someone had to message her about the cwcpedia so that was shot dead in the water, could you just imagine Chris visiting his in-laws in this setting:

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Incest dad always buck naked around the house and such? It would have been downright amazing, yet they fucked it up. Weens, like this interview niggo, are only out to use Chris to make a name for themselves. "Oh look! We talked to Chris and asked him questions, look at how cool we are!" In the end they're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop. Really, I wish they would just fuck off.

Chris on his own is so much funnier. Just think about all the shit he did all by himself: the Blarms incident, Megan, the taint hole, the tom-girl thing, running over Michael Snyder with his car, etc. Weens trying to script things only make for very boring content. As for telling Chris to kill himself I'd just like to ask : Would you REALLY want Chris to do that? No more Chris? I would never ever wish harm upon the big lug, ever. I'm just waiting for content. I'd love for him to have a gf and a job, because the end results would be hilarious.

Just let Chris be Chris, just sit back, relax and let the shit unfold on its own. Things will happen, just be patient. If anything, with each event Chris has always AMAZED us with his OWN actions.

Also, I've been here on Kiwi for a while now and can honestly say the weens do not reside here, the farms are home to the TRUE and HONEST Chris fans. The few weens and a-logs that where here have been tarred, feathered and kicked the hell out of here. Thankfully.
 
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The weens have always actively fucked things up. Like for example the wallflower, someone had to message her about the cwcpedia so that was shot dead in the water, could you just imagine Chris visiting his in-laws in this setting:

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Incest dad always buck naked around the house and such? It would have been downright amazing, yet they fucked it up. Weens, like this interview niggo, are only out to use Chris to make a name for themselves. "Oh look! We talked to Chris and asked him questions, look at how cool we are!" In the end they're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop. Really, I wish they would just fuck off.

Chris on his own is so much funnier. Just think about all the shit he did all by himself: the Blarms incident, Megan, the taint hole, the tom-girl thing, running over Michael Snyder with his car, etc. Weens trying to script things only make for very boring content. As for telling Chris to kill himself I'd just like to ask : Would you REALLY want Chris to do that? No more Chris? I would never ever wish harm upon the big lug, ever. I'm just waiting for content. I'd love for him to have a gf and a job, because the end results would be hilarious.

Just let Chris be Chris, just sit back, relax and let the shit unfold on its own. Things will happen, just be patient. If anything, with each event Chris has always AMAZED us with his OWN actions.

Also, I've been here on Kiwi for a while now and can honestly say the weens do not reside here, the farms are home to the TRUE and HONEST Chris fans. The few weens and a-logs that where here have been tarred, feathered and kicked the hell out of here. Thankfully.
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Chris couldn't even score Homely Heather.
Oy.
 
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Chris on the other hand... god. He is such a trainwreck (tranwreck?) in HD I don't even know where to start.
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You said it yourself, transpeople. Chris is just a few steps up on the tranny ladder from people like Timothy Whitbeck or Secret Gamergirl.

I still find it hilarious the only thing he's willing to do to look more feminine is wear a long, ratty toupee and dress in little girl drag. Like, how does Chris prioritize his bald spot over the rest of his hideousness?!
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That's probably the same thing Chris has told every woman he's ever stalked.
 
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You said it yourself, transpeople. Chris is just a few steps up on the tranny ladder from people like Timothy Whitbeck or Secret Gamergirl.
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I'd even rank chris chan higher up as a tranny than phil/adf. At least chris tries to pass and we aren't actively trying to break in and assault chris like we are with phil. Not to mention people will give chris money eventually while phil lives in more filth.
 
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I've directly read about his Tomgirl-foolery (heheh) since 2014. Around the time he was in court for macing that Game Stop employee. From what I've seen in the past though, he was way more angry, way more impulsive, and now we see a more pathetic version of him today and I just take pity on him most of the time. We're seeing a haggard, tired version now than when he was in his 20's. The interview -might- have worked back in the day, but watching him squirm like that is just... Ech...
 
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How far has kiwi farms fallen, you literally sound like you're fresh off tumblr with this shit.

You don't have to fuck with people but you're literally exceptional if you think you're in any position of ebin moral superiority when loudly protesting to save the lolcows.

Terms like A-Log and Ween have become buzzwords used to keep everyone in this passive state, too afraid of the 2kewl2dostuff redditor circlejerk to be proactive in any way. Chris simply doesn't DO anything anymore. The teat is dry.
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It's not Tumblr-SJW-ish to think it's low to make fun of someone that's literally too retarded to realize you're even making fun of them. It's just that people here aren't 17 anymore and have grown past the era of LOL TROLL THE PEDOFORK RETARD!! Obviously, we're not "good" people because we still stalk and take an interest in Chris and he's made it clear that he's not into that (though at the same time he uses his "fame" to try to make money) but there's still a scale of decency between being interested in Chris's antics and taking sadistic pleasure in kicking a retard when he's down.

I like that he was interviewed , people who are more moralfag than me might not. I just think it could've been more "respectful". It could've been a win/win situation even, because it could have fed Chris's delusion that he's famous and worthy of being interviewed and that people will watch (well, is it really a delusion? I mean, we're watching it, but you get what I mean) there was no need to taunt him about shoving the medallion up his ass or saying that touching his figurines was gross or just being nasty or whatever.

The neutral part of the interview were the best parts, and yeah, we didn't learn much new but some questions were interesting. I liked that he asked him about LGBT/Black Lives Matter/What would you go back and change etc.
 
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Also, I've been here on Kiwi for a while now and can honestly say the weens do not reside here, the farms are home to the TRUE and HONEST Chris fans. The few weens and a-logs that where here have been tarred, feathered and kicked the hell out of here. Thankfully.
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This is pretty accurate. Watching YouTube "personalities" take on Chris shows they leave a lot of things out, or just don't really understand him besides "Maced someone over Sonic's arms" or "Got super trolled by a pickle person".

Weens still get him on their radar thinking he'll be an easy score and they'll come off as some sort internet hero for getting Chris to sit down and talking about putting things up his ass.
 
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Reverend al sharpton was a very big fat black man when he was younger. However, now he is a lot older and he lost a lot of weight. His doctors told him he wasn't going to live much longer if he stayed fat as he got older. And he realized something, all that money he got ain't gonna help him none if he be dead. Plus he couldn't go on tv and complain abour discrimination about black people anymor either if he died. Thus he was rather motivated to lose the weight.
 
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