2017-Apr-11 - Chris exclusive interview

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All I can think of scrubbing through the video is "Dear God I didn't want to see Chris' bare-ass legs."

That scowl tho
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Oh, and the question about the Gamestop pepper-spraying came up, and Chris is still saying it was out of self-defense. Nothing particularly new, but he'll defend his side of the story to the grave at this point.
 
I really cannot describe Chris' appearance as anything other than "deceased". He's ballooning like a corpse that has been trawled out of the ocean after floating for 3 weeks. That makeup is like something a mortician would apply at an open casket funeral. He's so unbelievably pale and unhealthy looking and I've never noticed it until seeing him in HD.
 
I love in this video when Chris says that he hasn't heard of Black Lives Matter nor does he understand what "oppressed" means.

The editing is extremely bad though, it's ruining this video. The OP is clearly unfunny and his stupid YouTube Poop sentence mixing wanna-be is ruining the interview.
 
He seems surprisingly confident honestly
This is absolutely nothing new, Chris has always been confident in delusions and things that will never apply to him in a million years. This is basically like him trying to solicit Sega and Nintendo, just replace those two huge organizations with vagina and money.

One thing that got me was when Chris mentioned his "female soul", it sound as if he were joking because he is sort of realizing that it sounds like a pile of crap lit on fire.

No way Chris did that interview out of the kindness of his heart. Those weens paid him.
I disagree with this, as long as Chris thinks he's in control and believes he will get something from it, he will seek attention for nothing.
All I can think of scrubbing through the video is "Dear God I didn't want to see Chris' bare-ass legs."

That scowl tho
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Oh, and the question about the Gamestop pepper-spraying came up, and Chris is still saying it was out of self-defense. Nothing particularly new, but he'll defend his side of the story to the grave at this point.
In that frame, he looks like he's in a nursing home and waiting for the nurse's assistant to bring jello.....but they never came.
 
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Ok fuck you guys i'm closing this thread, geez, what a bunch of assholes, goodnight, it's 3:07 am here in ITALY and tomorrow i have to work, not to wank off some exceptional guy on the internet, i hope you had some lolz, it's the only thing you care of, Ciao a tutti e andatevene a fanculo teste di cazzo, porco dio, che branco di ingrati del cazzo, addio.
You are definantly not from Italy.
 
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