2017-Apr-11 - Chris exclusive interview

[Xenomorph]

I love when questioned about the "wound" he said its all healed up. I highly highly doubt this. The thing with this video that irks me the most is instead of letting Chris ramble on about whatever and guiding him gently they are trying to be "lel so randum comments and edits XD" with the hand wiping off on his pants after touching the Amiibos and medallion comments. with him and using stupid camera movements and cutting the interview all over the place, instead of leaving in the raw footage of the whole thing. These types of interviews rarely get done so it would have been nice to just let it ride and upload the video as is.

 

[idosometimes]

what is the point of this? to show that Chris is more fuckable than you? I don't get it.

Chris will seemingly talk about anything. Why not get him to discuss things he has not said much about before? He mentioned his "successful" brother. I would love to know how Chris actually views him.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

One thing us Kiwis can learn from this video (besides the fact that @holy cow is a tremendous faggot) is that we now have learned about several words and subjects that trigger Fatty greatly. It's cute how he was once so proud of his taint gash and now the very mention of it makes him do a pantomime facepalm and yell "NO COMMENT!".

 

[BV 937]

This interview would have gone 10X better had the kid not heckle Chris before it started.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

According to the comment OP left on the Youtube page, the reason Chris agreed to do this interview was that he wanted to promote his disgusting figures.

 

[Asperchewy]

He mentioned his "successful" brother. I would love to know how Chris actually views him.

Spoiler: Chris's true feelings toward Cole

Spoiler: What Cole thinks of Chris...

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This interview would have gone 10X better had the kid not heckle Chris before it started.

The only thing at all amusing about it is when Chris squirms after a tough personal question. But honestly that's just kind of borderline weening.

All I really enjoyed about it is Chris is just as oblivious as ever, considering he's never heard of BLM or even knows what "oppressed" means.

Edit:
Also nice to know he's still got that weird tic where he holds toys like some kind of totem. He's sitting there fidgeting with that stupid doll the whole interview.

 

[AnOminous]

Whoever did this interview is the most autistic motherfucker ever and I hope they get raped and murdered in prison on video and nobody watches it.

 

[MG 620]

This interview would have gone 10X better had the kid not heckle Chris before it started.

When the interviewer is not much better than Chris this is the best we'll get.

 

[Duke Nukem]

This interview would have gone 10X better had the kid not heckle Chris before it started.

Not to mention if the interviewer's goal was to get Chris to paint himself into a corner somehow, it would have gone a lot better without that ass medallion bullshit, or even acting grossed out by touching the Amiibos. Yeah, we get it, he has poor hygiene. No need to exaggerate your behavior to prove a point.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Whoever did this interview is the most autistic motherfucker ever and I hope they get raped and murdered in prison on video and nobody watches it.

does that mean the interviewer is one of the aspies who tries in vain to look better than cwc itself?

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Anyone else notice that Chris calls his rectum is his "keyhole"?

I wonder if the mods are gonna put all of our icon images inside of a keyhole silhouette?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When the interviewer is not much better than Chris this is the best we'll get.

Everyone involved was just a dumb kid.

Chris doing the father, son, and holy ghost is probably the best that can be salvaged...that and the re-tardis blanket.

 

[JULAY]

OK, I take it all back, now that I watched the whole interview, I have to say that OP is awesome, and is totally not an enormous faggot at all, and fuck all of you who say that he is. You guys are just a bunch of trolls or something.

 

[AnOminous]

Congratulations to this fucking OP because for once, Chris was the LEAST autistic person in the room.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Congratulations to this fucking OP because for once, Chris was the LEAST autistic person in the room.

I almost legitimately felt bad for Chris when the guy started pestering him about the Un-Clit.

 

[AnOminous]

I almost legitimately felt bad for Chris when the guy started pestering him about the Un-Clit.

That was the exact spot I settled my internal argument about whether the interviewer or interviewee was the biggest autist.

Chris actually acquitted himself fairly well in this.

The interviewer came across as a huge fucking jerk.

 

[JULAY]

That was the exact spot I settled my internal argument about whether the interviewer or interviewee was the biggest autist.

Chris actually acquitted himself fairly well in this.

The interviewer came across as a huge fucking jerk.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

That was the exact spot I settled my internal argument about whether the interviewer or interviewee was the biggest autist.

Chris actually acquitted himself fairly well in this.

The interviewer came across as a huge fucking jerk.

It was a rare moment of Chris realizing it was best to leave his embarrassing past in the past. White Knighting Chris is almost as pathetic as A-Logging but you should never try to pester or "break" him when he's showing a measure of rational thought.

 

[Duke Nukem]

That was the exact spot I settled my internal argument about whether the interviewer or interviewee was the biggest autist.

Chris actually acquitted himself fairly well in this.

The interviewer came across as a huge fucking jerk.

By his own low standards, he has acquitted himself.

But it is you, @holy cow, who could have been so much more...

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