2018-01-29 - Chris spotted at Googleplex

[Orkeosaurus]

I can't get over the fact they put "We are Plural" for a fucking meet and greet name tag.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Chris wishes his tits were that perky

 

[BX 752]

That....that can't be Chris. Face looks like a Vietnam bootleg, hair not being blue/being too healthy, and that person's weight isn't as scale-breaking as Chris' from the looks of it.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

So Chris had plastic surgery to look more feminine and this was the best he could do.

Paid by Google™ no less!

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

The resemblance between this creature and Chris are amusing, but nowhere near enough to confuse the two. I'm truly hoping all of these comments are facetious or sarcastic.

 

[BX 752]

The resemblance between this creature and Chris are amusing, but nowhere near enough to confuse the two. I'm truly hoping all of these comments are facetious or sarcastic.

and considering the photo is from fucking Thetan

 

[Feline Darkmage]

and considering the photo is from fucking Thetan

That part was also a joke. This photo was posted publicly on twitter on an account owned by the person it depicts. I recognize them from some rat kings threads, though they don't currently have one of their own.

 

[nvrwastetree]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9eczavWJPQk

We should ask Chris to give us his opinions on this video

 

[Duck and Turn]

To be perfectly honest, Chris looks more feminine than this guy. If I was forced at gunpoint to fuck one of them, I would fuck Chris.

 

[Porker LeVance]

To be perfectly honest, Chris looks more feminine than this guy. If I was forced at gunpoint to fuck one of them, I would fuck Chris.

Come on, we ALL would fuck Chris if given the chance

 

[Duck and Turn]

Come on, we ALL would fuck Chris if given the chance

True, even Chris would fuck himself if he could travel in time and/or dimension.

 

[MrTroll]

To be perfectly honest, Chris looks more feminine than this guy. If I was forced at gunpoint to fuck one of them, I would fuck Chris.

Chris is probably tighter too.

 

[Mrs Paul]

That's not Chris. It's close enough, but it's not Chris. I suspect a cosplayer, because of the attempt at a fake bald pate.

(Plus the glasses look like wire rims)

 

[4Macie]

Can’t believe no one has pointed out that this individual does not have the flowing sea weed hair Chris has. That’s the dead giveaway.

“We are plural” ? Is this the new “Want Woman” ?

 

[MrTroll]

Can’t believe no one has pointed out that this individual does not have the flowing sea weed hair Chris has. That’s the dead giveaway.

It's never too late to discover conditioner. and shampoo for that matter

 

[Yop Yop]

This is 100 percent Chris. Just look at the nose.

 

[Duck and Turn]

Chris is probably tighter too.

>tfw you'll never be his medallion

 

[cohensd]

The irony of not recognizing whether someone's Chris by their facial features

 

[Tubular Monkey]

And the porky little snub nose.

Yep, when in doubt, check the snout. Chris has one of the strangest looking noses I've ever seen.

 

[Yop Yop]

The irony of not recognizing whether someone's Chris by their facial features

I thought it was Vanessa Hudgins at first. Danged autism got me again