2018-04-12 - Noah Canu: "I'm going to sue you (not a joke)"

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On 4/12/2018 3:44 PM, Noah Canu wrote:
> The following message has been sent from Noah Canu <noahcanu@gmail.com>
> <mailto:noahcanu@gmail.com> (IP: 161.31.8.30) via the contact form at
> Kiwi Farms <https://kiwifarms.net/>.
>
> I'm going to sue you (not a joke)
>
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> I gave you the opportunity to tear down the page by InLivingTuna
> (Mew2King except an actual Mewtwo, Male) and you did not listen. This
> page ( https://kiwifarms.net/threads/genesius-wolf-noah-canu.39779/ )
> reveals private information of my parents, THEY ARE NOT PUBLIC FIGURES.
> To directly quote one of my followers, " "We have not been served any
> secret court orders and are not under any gag orders." You should serve
> them one. Second, while they may be allowed to post on public figures,
> that still doesn't not give them the right to post non-public
> information. Third, They posted links to your friends and family, even
> if you are a public figure THEY are not. Last, even if they say they
> have never gotten served, they have. That's a lie, in Florida it was
> found the site owner is guilty if something happens because of the
> actions of the users on the site. So if anything, anything happens to
> anyone related to you they can sue the site owner directly. Just thought
> of something, what exactly is the copyright on your profile character,
> maybe you could use that to force them to remove the post via DMCA". If
> This article is not taken down in the next 2 days, I am getting in
> contact with my lawyer and having your server and domain confiscated.
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

Fuck off retard.

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On 4/12/2018 3:56 PM, Genesius Wolf <catholicfurry@gmail.com> to <legal@kiwifarms.net> wrote:
> Hello,
>
> My name is Noah Canu
> There is an article about me and my YouTube channel on your website by
>
> "InLivingTuna
> Mew2King except an actual Mewtwo"
>
> at the URL
>
> https://kiwifarms.net/threads/genesius-wolf-noah-canu.39779/
>
> This site does not reveal my address, but my PARENT'S address as well as
> their identities. They are not public figures, nor do they have anything
> to do ith my channel. I attempted to get in contact with you through
> your Contact Us page, but that went nowhere. So I am giving you an
> ultimatum: If that article is not torn down in the next 2 days, I will
> file a lawsuit with our lawyer.
>
> To quote a follower of mine, " If they posted it without your
> permission, you can file a suit. "We have not been served any secret
> court orders and are not under any gag orders." You should serve them
> one. Second, while they may be allowed to post on public figures, that
> still doesn't not give them the right to post non-public information.
> Third, They posted links to your friends and family, even if you are a
> public figure THEY are not. Last, even if they say they have never
> gotten served, they have. That's a lie, in Florida it was found the site
> owner is guilty if something happens because of the actions of the users
> on the site. So if anything, anything happens to anyone related to you
> they can sue the site owner directly. Just thought of something, what
> exactly is the copyright on your profile character, maybe you could use
> that to force them to remove the post via DMCA."
>
> and by the way, as cute as the "Fuck Off exceptional individual" response was to the
> complaint, it won't save your from a lawsuit. This is your last chance
> tear it down.
>
> Noah Canu

Fuck off retard.
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On 4/12/2018 3:56 PM, Genesius Wolf <catholicfurry@gmail.com> to <legal@kiwifarms.net> wrote:
> Hello,
>
> My name is Noah Canu
> There is an article about me and my YouTube channel on your website by
>
> "InLivingTuna
> Mew2King except an actual Mewtwo"
>
> at the URL
>
> https://kiwifarms.net/threads/genesius-wolf-noah-canu.39779/
>
> This site does not reveal my address, but my PARENT'S address as well as
> their identities. They are not public figures, nor do they have anything
> to do ith my channel. I attempted to get in contact with you through
> your Contact Us page, but that went nowhere. So I am giving you an
> ultimatum: If that article is not torn down in the next 2 days, I will
> file a lawsuit with our lawyer.
>
> To quote a follower of mine, " If they posted it without your
> permission, you can file a suit. "We have not been served any secret
> court orders and are not under any gag orders." You should serve them
> one. Second, while they may be allowed to post on public figures, that
> still doesn't not give them the right to post non-public information.
> Third, They posted links to your friends and family, even if you are a
> public figure THEY are not. Last, even if they say they have never
> gotten served, they have. That's a lie, in Florida it was found the site
> owner is guilty if something happens because of the actions of the users
> on the site. So if anything, anything happens to anyone related to you
> they can sue the site owner directly. Just thought of something, what
> exactly is the copyright on your profile character, maybe you could use
> that to force them to remove the post via DMCA."
>
> and by the way, as cute as the "Fuck Off Retard" response was to the
> complaint, it won't save your from a lawsuit. This is your last chance
> tear it down.
>
> Noah Canu

Fuck off retard.
 
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Oh my, it's your second last chance. Next he's gonna count to 3. One.... two... two and a half... two and three quarters....

Also what's with this fucking "To quote a follower of mine...." shit? Is this guy literally retarded? Gonna have to go read and contribute to the thread- which I otherwise would not have known about- to find out.

It's always "my lawyer" that they say they're getting in contact with like anyone will believe that these dumb mothefuckers have an attorney on retainer.
 
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Null said:
You should serve them
> one. Second, while they may be allowed to post on public figures, that
> still doesn't not give them the right to post non-public information.
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"while they may be allowed to post on public figures, that still doesn't not give them the right to post non-public information"

"doesn't not"

so they're saying its actually ok?
 
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I see emails like this and I think: It'd be hard to have a child who's a bit dumb.

I can hear the adenoids in his voice.
 
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Is this sub forum hidden or something ? How exactly do people find their thread and the contact us section and miss the entire fucking part of the website that documents all the emails Null gets saying the same thing?
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Google would take him straight to his thread. Beyond that, he probably didn't bother to learn about what kind of forum this is before writing his letters. He doesn't exactly inspire too much confidence in his ability to perform basic fact finding.
 
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TheBasefan said:
Is this sub forum hidden or something ? How exactly do people find their thread and the contact us section and miss the entire fucking part of the website that documents all the emails Null gets saying the same thing?
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He's definitely seen it. I've actually written extensive documentation about our 'takedown procedures' which has reduced our complaint volume. There are still special cases like this.

This form's "removing content" link takes you to this page.

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https://kiwifarms.net/help/removing-content/
"In short: We do not ever delete threads on people. In the five years we've been around (!), we have taken down threads only for quality reasons. We have been threatened with lawsuits countless times. We have been threatened by celebrities. We have never been taken to court and if we had we would win won. In most instances, we post threats and litigation publicly."

And later on...
"If you still want your garbage legal letters to end up in the dumpster, send them to legal@kiwifarms.net."
The the dumpster link goes directly to this subforum.

Any person curious about their thread who spends 5 minutes looking at the site will find this board.
 
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