2018-06-08 - "Pending bad news that I can't talk about right now"

wut is da bad news?

  • Finances

    Votes: 205 37.6%

  • Accounts (YT/Twitch)

    Votes: 83 15.2%

  • Health

    Votes: 68 12.5%

  • Relationships

    Votes: 67 12.3%

  • Late life autism diagnosis

    Votes: 122 22.4%
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Ching_Chong said:
It's most likely the taxes and this cunt is going to feign distress again, get his whales to give him his their life savings, and the next day, he'll be right as rain again.
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Paypigs are fairly dry after the channel disappeared recently- he's not going to strike gold again so soon while the whales are cooling down. This happened when he begged during the tax crisis, and back around Jan-Feb when people were spent after giving him stuff during the new year.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Oh I forgot to mention, he was asked about this during his first prestream today and he acted all upset that the person would ask for information and said something to the effect of "When I feel comfortable talking about it, I will. I don't want to talk about it."

What a dumbass.
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Didn't he say he wanted to keep his life private? Yet he still goes around baiting people into asking him this kind of question by opening his mouth.
Never change, Phillip.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Oh I forgot to mention, he was asked about this during his first prestream today and he acted all upset that the person would ask for information and said something to the effect of "When I feel comfortable talking about it, I will. I don't want to talk about it."

What a dumbass.
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First, I thought he wasn’t doing prestreams this week. Second, I’m starting wonder if the Kat has run away.

desertfoxgoggles said:
"My day off"???
Day off from sitting on his ass playing video games?
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I’m starting to feel for the guy. Phil needs to take a break. Not just a day off, but an extended leave of absence. He should totally get himself one of those 9 to 5 jobs, they’re super easy. This guy’s been working his ass off for years. I’m sure he’s a bit burned out. He should give it six months, maybe a year, I don’t know. And then we is totally rejuvenated and refreshed, then he should look at returning to the game, start putting out that high-end quality kahntent that made him famous in the first place. He won’t have to worry about paying his federal income taxes on his credit cards. He won’t even have to sweat the Washington State B&O tax, there’s not even a state income tax! He just needs to get away from the daily, soul-crushing grind that is video games. This dood needs a vacation! Okay, sound good?
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Oh I forgot to mention, he was asked about this during his first prestream today and he acted all upset that the person would ask for information and said something to the effect of "When I feel comfortable talking about it, I will. I don't want to talk about it."

What a dumbass.
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If he doesnt want people to ask about it why did he tweet that shit out the first place? Phil is just trying to get pity bux for no specific reason at all, greedy pigroach

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desertfoxgoggles said:
"My day off"???
Day off from sitting on his ass playing video games?
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It's gone from hobby to job.

The thing you do to relax is now the thing you do to keep you basically subsisting, putting food on the table, paying bills....

Your hobby becomes your main source of stress. It goes from something to unwind to something that actively winds you up.

It must be completely fucking horrifying.
 
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You guys have convinced me. Phil does need a break. Shit, he needs a holiday. I think maybe he can get an office job or maybe even retail? Just to alleviate some of that stress? What's meditation & gaming to dealing with customers? Shit, guys, he needs this. :(
 
harbinger said:
As for Adsense, I believe he did successfully make a new account for KOGaming, but was denied a third that he tried to create for DSPGaming (lol).
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To clear this up, in early March he 'mutually agrees' to leave Machinima and within a few days has a generic partnership with Curse. Shortly after this YouTube changes their policy post-adpocalypse to require channels partnering with MCNs to have an AdSense account - to show that YouTube and Google approve what their channel is doing. DSP then falls for the Pultavi (which sounds like a sub network for Laveria... but YouTube banned sub networks in 2016 or so, very strange) bait and tries to transition at the start of May... so needs to have DSPGaming & KOGaming with an AdSense account, which they hadn't before (directly partnered to Machinima, then transferred to Curse).
Despite knowing a person is only allowed 1 AdSense account, DSP idiotically makes one each for DSPGaming & KOGaming, which thanks to the YouTube processing time actually completes for KOGaming first, which leaves DSPGaming in limbo until another long time viewer explains a method of unlinking the failed new DSPGaming AdSense and re-linking to the new KOGaming Adsense account.
harbinger said:
Reckless speculation from the boys at the SoK, I believe, started the rumor that he just signed up for an account under Leanna’s name. This is why there was much speculation that she may have had a claim to his YouTube ad revenue when she escaped the House of Gout and ran off with Tyrone.
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After the THEKINGOFHATEHD got banned from AdSense, and DSP even put up a vlog saying he wouldn't try to work around it and get another AdSense account, people speculated how he was able to get a second account with AdSense. My best guess is Google and YouTube are incompetent, and think Phil Burnell of Bridgeport, CT and Phil Burnell of Renton, WA are 2 different people and so it's fine.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Oh I forgot to mention, he was asked about this during his first prestream today and he acted all upset that the person would ask for information and said something to the effect of "When I feel comfortable talking about it, I will. I don't want to talk about it."

What a dumbass.
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Phil handles shit like the stereotypical punchline woman. I can totally imagine if no one asked him about it at all he'd start getting really bitchy that "no one cares."

I get a cheap chuckle out of imagining Kat trying to pry shit out of Phil and him acting like a complete bitch in a long skirt.
 
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so, he tweeted it. but when brought up. said he didnt want to talk about it yet. what if and now hear me out. we know he reads KF. what if he saw this and now hes trying to think of a better excuse that will bring him money still but make it seem like hes not making up drama out of thin air cause KF called it first
 
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Phil's making a mountain out of a molehill again to trick his retarded cult once more.

My guess is he just missed a payment on a card or something minor that's fixable with a bit of money he got already, and he's going to cry and moan for like 5 hours, using essays where fucking sentences will do, until he "magically" solves it in the span of a few minutes after wasting everyone's time.

In short: Just like how he milked and overreacted about the spam.

My outside bet is just vague health and depression woes to see if it will get the cult to sacrifice their welfare check to their Pigroach deity.
 
Has to be finances. Has to be. No way no how does this guy ever have any other "problems" than the one he consistently creates for himself. He does this tight-lipped sucker punch every time with finances.
 
CausticMinory said:
If TotalBiscuit has taught me anything, if you wish a horrible thing on someone else in any context you might get it back karmatically. So you think he's gonna come out and say he is mentally ill after calling so many people that?
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I actually expect him to come out saying he has a terrible and devastating disease that he cannot talk about in detail because of trolls and the costs for the treatment are extreme ....

He has an unlimited amout of aces in his pocket, he might have pulled one out during the "dspgaming channel disappeared" and he earned over 800$ in less than 4 hours

If you take a look at the poll, each of those > money
 
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PedoPhil said:
I actually expect him to come out saying he has a terrible and devastating disease that he cannot talk about in detail because of trolls and the costs for the treatment are extreme ....

He has an unlimited amout of aces in his pocket, he might have pulled one out during the "dspgaming channel disappeared" and he earned over 800$ in less than 4 hours

If you take a look at the poll, each of those > money
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holy shit, i didnt even think about that. "please help me pay for my cancer treatments, oh what kind of cancer? i cant tell cause of detractors dood"
 
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