2018-06-08 - "Pending bad news that I can't talk about right now"

wut is da bad news?

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The most recent update is this:
wew looks like I might've have jumped the gun on da bad news
he's covering what it is now

says he can't tell us anything specific
says he's not done anything wrong
says its not taxes
says he's been told he's done nothing wrong

"an action that's going to be taken against me"
"I have no control over it"
"I was contacted last week by a party and told something is in action"
"If it does happen it might happen this week and would start affecting me within a few months"

tbh sounds like a lawsuit lol

BREAKING
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HISTORICAL CONTEXT
  • The last time DSP had an emergency that he "couldn't talk about" it was his state backtaxes saga
  • Even though people guessed it was the IRS Phil vehemently denied this and said everyone was wrong
  • It is still unknown why he wasn't able to talk about his taxes for so long
  • if you want a brief read of DSP's financial shit read this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2018-...alk-about-right-now.44167/page-5#post-3458000
SPECULATION
DSP pays Federal taxes as "estimated taxes" as he's said plenty of times. Turns out the due date is fairly soon:

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https://www.irs.gov/faqs/estimated-tax/individuals/individuals-2

 

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"Pending bad news".

So it's bad news for now, but that doesn't just exhaust it's usefulness right away. There's still plenty of that same bad news later for when it's not pending any more! It's 2x the bad news for the price of 1x!

I'm sure that double-dipping the bad news is not at all related to Phil cooking up something.

He's refused to go to a doctor up to now for the cost. "It goes straight to the bills" and "Muh taxes" are being used simultaneously. This aversion keeps him from losing his "health conditions" in a cross-examination. And yet at the same time, he needs to go to a doctor, i.e to say he has, to get diagnosed with the latest batch of Whatever-He-Wants.

If this is finally the illness reveal, I'm assuming "pending" means "the tests aren't back yet".

But he flip-flips on his own narratives whenever he wants with no consequences. So I guess it doesn't matter...
 
He is going to pull a Joy Sparkle I know it because that way he does not need to present evidence. He is going to say he has got diabetes but knowing what a piece of shit Phil has been lately and with his ramp of pathological lying in mid 2017 - present, I would not surprise the C drop. Phil only thinks about the present and not the future.
 
Looks like Phil's getting ready to play his health issue trump card, unless depression was that trump card.

I think he's going for some kind of wombo combo of health issues connected to stress and depression. His goal, based on what he said in the prestream today, is to take the recent suicides in the media and work that for some pity finances, but I think that is the gateway to the bigger health issue. This will make the health issue not only topical, but it'll allow him to blame the health problems on the detractors, since they caused the depression that caused the issue. We're literally killing him, folks.
 
Kats home sick, is seriously considering moving back

Eh. I don't really think so. Phil and Kat have both blurted out that she was in a terrible housing situation before quickly changing the subject.

Maybe: Kat says they moved in too quickly, and they need some distance to develop their relationship, so she's getting her own place soon. This will cut into Phil's income. And of course make him very sad. Cuz his soulmate's isn't there, natch.

That's a bit more likely IMO :/
 
Uh-Oh.........................."MORE BAD NEWS" GUYS

Are you guys ready for a new chapter of DSP Saga??? Any guess of what it is??

Paypigs are you ready for a new round of wallet-squeeze?????

Stay-toned with DSPig

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When you break it all down he only has two moves:
1. The long con where he tells some story which has consequences that allow him to beg daily for a long period of time while never showing anything close to credible evidence, like the taxes.
2. The non event where something actually does happen and instead of thinking it through he panics and jumps on stream to vocalize every worst case scenerio that pops into his head, with subs/bits/tips accepted of course. Most recently it was of course being flagged as spam, both Twitch suspensions, being fired by Machinima, and even goes back to when he was fired from his last real job minus the streaming of course.
 
I can't believe his fans still fall for this stupid "I'm in trouble but can't talk about it, so actually there's no reason for me to mention this other than for you guys to feel sorry for me and tip me more" bullshit tactic that Phil has used way too many times now.
 
I'm guessing the final word came down and, as he feared, the Washington Dept of Revenue said "No," to the payment plan.
I agree. Severe autistic language analysis here, his use of the word “pending” makes me think he's repeating it from somewhere else. You cant have “pending news” really, it sounds like Dave repeating a word without fully understanding what it means again, so I assume it’s a financial institution of some sort who DSP has been waiting on word from, and that word has finally arrived. Probably to do with his taxes.
 
Looks like Phil's getting ready to play his health issue trump card, unless depression was that trump card.

He has implied that it isn't; he's claimed to have undisclosed health issues even after admitting to being depressed.

Also, and everyone say it with me, Phil Lies. Even if he has a legitimate emergency, he will m.ilk it for as much as humanly possible, not just the amount he needs to cover the shortfall.

Look at the back taxes saga-he claimed it was "under $10,000" owed, pulled in more than that thanks to BSV, then moved the goalposts-suddenly he needed pitybux to also cover taxes on the pitybux he'd already received.

I know there is tons of uncertainty on how much Phil really makes/spends/has in cash on hand, but I feel comfortable saying he wants 2011/2012 (as in, "spend like a drunken sailor without having to worry about budgeting") levels of income and is nowhere near there with at present.
 
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PSA:
TL;DR I don't want people to have to read a ton of nothing to figure out what's going on in the world of DSP. Please only post if you have something to add and be liberal about making and using new threads for out of the ordinary events, even if they haven't become big yet.

I've been trying to figure out a way to maintain a low barrier to entry for people wanting to discuss or even read about the DSP universe. I had originally focused on the rapid growth of the general discussion thread after a conversation with someone who was hundreds of pages behind and he mentioned that he was only a few months behind. The sheer number of pages he had to read to catch up is a good example of a high barrier to entry. Some large events have happened lately (breakup announcement, taxes reveal, escort saga, Kat reveal) and some small ones (failed sponsorships, suspensions) and I understand that type of thing is going to create more discussion than usual. The issue I have is that the amount of discussion hasn't gone down to normal when those events end. The growth hasn't simply sped up while out of the ordinary stuff is going on, it has sped up exponentially as though all of these events never ended and are happening all at at once, even though they have ended and have been more or less one at a time.

Please refrain from posting in event specific threads if you have nothing to add. If you just want to talk about the normal day to day activities of DSP stuff do so in the general discussion thread. I'd like the general discussion thread to be something people can skip if they only want to know about "interesting stuff." If stuff is remotely out of the ordinary please make a new thread for it with a date, descriptive title, and whatever description you want in the opening post or use the thread for it if it has already been made.
 
"guys, im so depressed, please the only way to cure my depression is money and pahsitiveity"

"what? go to like a hospital and get pills to help with depression...ehhh im not that depressed, remember gahz im the king of hate, i feed off of it, devour"

^ the scenario if his "big news" is a health concern and it being depression and one of his paypigs starts poking his nose as to why he doesnt see professional medical attention

PSA:
TL;DR I don't want people to have to read a ton of nothing to figure out what's going on in the world of DSP. Please only post if you have something to add and be liberal about making and using new threads for out of the ordinary events, even if they haven't become big yet.

I've been trying to figure out a way to maintain a low barrier to entry for people wanting to discuss or even read about the DSP universe. I had originally focused on the rapid growth of the general discussion thread after a conversation with someone who was hundreds of pages behind and he mentioned that he was only a few months behind. The sheer number of pages he had to read to catch up is a good example of a high barrier to entry. Some large events have happened lately (breakup announcement, taxes reveal, escort saga, Kat reveal) and some small ones (failed sponsorships, suspensions) and I understand that type of thing is going to create more discussion than usual. The issue I have is that the amount of discussion hasn't gone down to normal when those events end. The growth hasn't simply sped up while out of the ordinary stuff is going on, it has sped up exponentially as though all of these events never ended and are happening all at at once, even though they have ended and have been more or less one at a time.

Please refrain from posting in event specific threads if you have nothing to add. If you just want to talk about the normal day to day activities of DSP stuff do so in the general discussion thread. I'd like the general discussion thread to be something people can skip if they only want to know about "interesting stuff." If stuff is remotely out of the ordinary please make a new thread for it with a date, descriptive title, and whatever description you want in the opening post or use the thread for it if it has already been made.

could have a pinned thread where its only a link to dsp wiki, or maybe just a long post by you of all his dumb memes over the years to quickly catch people up to speed as to why he is like he is and why people have said such things about him
 
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