2018-07-20 Curse Drops DSPGaming - It just doesn't make (Ad)Sense...

[Pubic Enemy #1]

As with most of DipShit Phil's pigroach survival skills, I'm sure he rigged it in some half-assed way that it will come back and bite him again in the future, whereupon he'll yet again moan about how nothing is his fault and how it is YouTube that is the stupid ones, then somehow worm his way out of any actual consequences.

The only way Phil will ever suffer any consequences other than, just, well, being Phil is if he starts having strokes like Jack Scalfani every couple weeks.

I feel like Phil is going to be that guy who lives like shit but never gets ill and lives to be 100. All while complaining the world is ending every time he gets a slight sniffle.

 

[Darksydepickle]

It's surprising how everyone should know by now that DSP always lands on his feet... yet it never ceases to amaze.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

It's surprising how everyone should know by now that DSP always lands on his feet... yet it never ceases to amaze.

He always lands on his ass, never his feet. He's bereft of the resilience & problem-solving skillset required to land on his feet. Blind luck on borrowed time is the only thing that has kept him alive as he ambles haplessly through life.

And since he mistakes his luck for cunning, he's further emboldened by it when he winds up somewhat still above water. And false boosts in his self-congratulatory confidence is when he really hammers it home with good lolcow material.

So I'll just be patient.

 

[Darksydepickle]

He always lands on his ass, never his feet. He's bereft of the resilience & problem-solving skillset required to land on his feet. Blind luck on borrowed time is the only thing that has kept him alive as he ambles haplessly through life.

And since he mistakes his luck for cunning, he's further emboldened by it when he winds up somewhat still above water. And false boosts in his self-congratulatory confidence is when he really hammers it home with good lolcow material.

So I'll just be patient.

I think that we're all patient. And we all wait. And then something happens, and we think, we believe, finally, his luck has run out. Finally DSP will se some consequences. But eventually, like any good cockroach, he survives.

We simply have to learn to enjoy the hilarity of the meantime. The terrible 'EMERGENCY REEEE' videos and laugh at the idiots who fall hook, line and sinker for it and drop large amounts of cash on this little piggy.

 

[BrunoMattei]

He could still be making a lot less through ad-sense. So I doubt he's out of the woods yet.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I think that we're all patient. And we all wait. And then something happens, and we think, we believe, finally, his luck has run out. Finally DSP will se some consequences. But eventually, like any good cockroach, he survives.

We simply have to learn to enjoy the hilarity of the meantime. The terrible 'EMERGENCY REEEE' videos and laugh at the idiots who fall hook, line and sinker for it and drop large amounts of cash on this little piggy.

Completely agree except I never think it's finally the end. I've seen too many hoards of even dumber & way worse people than him, worm out of way more serious circumstances, with less effort, and come out outrageously better off than he ever will.

I'm that guy who doesn't believe in karma. I kind of buy into reverse karma, tho. Evil wins. Lolol I'm what you'd call the antithesis of .

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think that we're all patient. And we all wait. And then something happens, and we think, we believe, finally, his luck has run out. Finally DSP will se some consequences. But eventually, like any good cockroach, he survives.

We simply have to learn to enjoy the hilarity of the meantime. The terrible 'EMERGENCY REEEE' videos and laugh at the idiots who fall hook, line and sinker for it and drop large amounts of cash on this little piggy.

There are consequences, they just aren't monetary self-destruction. Well, not anymore at least. End of the day, he's still making significantly less than he was when he learned how to cheat YouTube's algorithm, and if he had been better with his business, I think he'd be pulling in big YouTuber money. Maybe not PewDiePie money, but certainly enough so he could live his extravagant lifestyle without begging from children every day.

But anyway, the consequences are everything else in his life. He's pushed away his friends and family and the only person in his life is a known cheater who really seems to be using him for room and board. Every day, he plays games he hates and "interacts" with people he hates even more. The closest he comes to being happy is watching old movies from his childhood on Netflix. I totally agree that Phil is a cockroach, and yes, he's good at inexplicably surviving, but surviving doesn't translate into happiness. One of the reasons I think there aren't really consequences for Phil anymore is because he's more or less at rock bottom. The gout mansion is really all he has to hold onto, and even then, he's already at the point where he's actively begging from children every day to keep it afloat. We know Phil lies about how much money he really makes, and while he's at least smart enough to manipulate drama to further his e-begging, I genuinely don't think he's playing 4-d chess and sitting on a pile of money. If he was smart, he could for sure save up, but this is Phil we're talking about. I think he really is in debt and frivolously spends money because he's trying to buy happiness to escape the general misery that is his life. What Phil craves more than anything, well, besides money, is respect and validation. And from people that actually matter, not his loyal fans that he clearly loathes. But, he's never going to get that, because, well, he's Phil.

On the plus side, winning battles like this makes Phil smug as shit, his ego is through the roof which means he's due for a hard crash once he inevitably fucks up and gets called out. Usually, it only takes a few days, maybe a week or two depending on what games he's playing.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Ya know what's missing to lift the middle finger to the very top? If another MCN catches his gouty ass, it happened before. Back to square one, as if nothing ever happened.

 

[WuFanMan]

There are consequences, they just aren't monetary self-destruction. Well, not anymore at least. End of the day, he's still making significantly less than he was when he learned how to cheat YouTube's algorithm, and if he had been better with his business, I think he'd be pulling in big YouTuber money. Maybe not PewDiePie money, but certainly enough so he could live his extravagant lifestyle without begging from children every day.

But anyway, the consequences are everything else in his life. He's pushed away his friends and family and the only person in his life is a known cheater who really seems to be using him for room and board. Every day, he plays games he hates and "interacts" with people he hates even more. The closest he comes to being happy is watching old movies from his childhood on Netflix. I totally agree that Phil is a cockroach, and yes, he's good at inexplicably surviving, but surviving doesn't translate into happiness. One of the reasons I think there aren't really consequences for Phil anymore is because he's more or less at rock bottom. The gout mansion is really all he has to hold onto, and even then, he's already at the point where he's actively begging from children every day to keep it afloat. We know Phil lies about how much money he really makes, and while he's at least smart enough to manipulate drama to further his e-begging, I genuinely don't think he's playing 4-d chess and sitting on a pile of money. If he was smart, he could for sure save up, but this is Phil we're talking about. I think he really is in debt and frivolously spends money because he's trying to buy happiness to escape the general misery that is his life. What Phil craves more than anything, well, besides money, is respect and validation. And from people that actually matter, not his loyal fans that he clearly loathes. But, he's never going to get that, because, well, he's Phil.

On the plus side, winning battles like this makes Phil smug as shit, his ego is through the roof which means he's due for a hard crash once he inevitably fucks up and gets called out. Usually, it only takes a few days, maybe a week or two depending on what games he's playing.

I hate to say it though but you could've said this at any point for many years. I think his lowest in his life was being alone when Leanna had dumped him and being at the tail end of the whole Machinima/Laveria fiasco. At that point yes you could say what was said above because he's burned his friends and family for so goddamm long he's definitely used to it by now.

Even if he does feel depressed inside, he's managed to "PR" himself to being a good lifestyle. This is why the only real thing to hit him hard is him not having money because that's all the pigroach cares about. Monetary self destruction is really the only thing that matters and that he, to be harsh, deserves.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I hate to say it though but you could've said this at any point for many years. I think his lowest in his life was being alone when Leanna had dumped him and being at the tail end of the whole Machinima/Laveria fiasco. At that point yes you could say what was said above because he's burned his friends and family for so goddamm long he's definitely used to it by now.

Even if he does feel depressed inside, he's managed to "PR" himself to being a good lifestyle. This is why the only real thing to hit him hard is him not having money because that's all the pigroach cares about. Monetary self destruction is really the only thing that matters and that he, to be harsh, deserves.

I agree he's used to it, but I don't think that dulls the pain any. I mean, when is the last time you've seen Phil actually act happy? He's miserable during his streams, even if he's successfully begging. He can do the "fake happiness" thing sometimes with his tweets when he's trying to hype up an interactive stream and get people to watch his YouTube videos...but even then, it quickly devolves into picking stupid Twitter fights with people. The only time he gets happy is when he gets smug victories like this. His ego inflates for a few days, but then his balls are immediately busted when he can't even play a video game well, or he does something else to sabotage himself because Phil is a way better detractor than Tevin or SoK or any other group/person who has tried to cause him damage.