2018-07-29 New Kat Lore

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BallBuster said:
Seems like some of the exceptional piggies are really into Kat, like Sidella. If nudes of her drop do you not think they will be wanking it to her? Think about it, they will be able to wank it to DSPs “girlfriend”, that will surely get them excited on so many levels that they would throw even more Money at phil.
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I don't think Sidella has the motor skills to wank.
 
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'It was an abusive relationship' could've been Kat's moneygrubbing scheme, make DSP feel like her hero. Like her soulmate.
"You saved me from that prick! He'd FORCE me to watch those movies, thank god yo ucame along and are nothing like him'

Either that or just an exaggeration. Maybe she felt obligated to watch the movies with the ex, because she has little will of her own and just went along with everything... even if she didn't like it. Like having to be with Dave on camera. Maybe when Phil becomes the next ex, then she'll talk about how her ex forced her to go on camera against her will.

On the subject of nudes, I don't care about seeing her nudes, but I do think it would get the best reactions from Dave. He's such a fragile ego, I can picture him drowning with Gin since people have his girlfriend's nudes. And hey, if Kat is as shitty as she seems to be, then who cares about shitty things happening to shitty people? That said, going out of your way to obtain him sounds dumb. Don't pozload my negholep.
 
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The whole thing about where Kat was employed before moving in with Phil is interesting and all. I don't get why people are saying they’d be happy learning that and nothing else though.

Come on fellas... you’re not more interested in the Demonic posession/Carabon Monoxide poisoning story? Really?
 
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Scotsman said:
The whole thing about where Kat was employed before moving in with Phil is interesting and all. I don't get why people are saying they’d be happy learning that and nothing else though.

Come on fellas... you’re not more interested in the Demonic posession/Carabon Monoxide poisoning story? Really?
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Yeah whoever brought this up has me more interested in this than her cuck ex, she could have a demon in her
 
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Frankly whenever i hear someone say "That child is possessed by a demon" I automatically think the parents just suck so bad at raising the kid that it acts like a spoiled bratty hellspawn. So maybe that whole "Demon Possession and locked in a closet" thing was just how Kat's parents dealt with her sister to explain how they treated her.
 
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I don't really care about her crazy parent abusing her.

What's intetesting about her job history is that Phil claimed a bunch of shit about her job like how they were moving her across the country and how she needed a license for work and such.

Knowing if she was unemployed, working at Burger King, or an actual office job all spell pretty different scenarios for all the stuff Phil's said about her.
 
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I wanted to use the picture of Kat kissing the greasy pig mug but I don't want to have to sit through an hour of "IRL stream" to find it so here's this instead.

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CabbageMan said:
I wanted to use the picture of Kat kissing the greasy pig mug but I don't want to have to sit through an hour of "IRL stream" to find it so here's this instead.

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Ew she looks like a man. Phil did that guy a favor she seems like a vacuous cunt, let her cheat on Filbert and con him for a while. It's hilarious to watch.
 
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TBH I still don't find her interesting at all. The more I find out the more I think, 'Yeah, she's a basic ass bitch.' All I really want to know is what, if any, college credentials she has? Why is she in debt, and roughly how much debt is she in? And what were her previous jobs(to give some base-line to estimate her current employment)?

I'm only interested in her orbit of the :autism: Black Hole. If she got flung out of his orbit tomorrow I wouldn't miss her. I'm just interested in insight into things that effect Dave. Like she seems like she would throw a bitch-fit if he actually asked her to fork over as much of her wages as she can to save the GoutHouse. I notice he floated declaring bankruptcy and selling his house without a mention of asking Kat to contribute more money. It seems Kat only paying for groceries and whatever the utility bills have increased by due to her occupancy is somehow non-negotiable. I guess asking her to pay rent is out of the question ;)
 
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Darksydepickle said:
On the subject of nudes, I don't care about seeing her nudes, but I do think it would get the best reactions from Dave. He's such a fragile ego, I can picture him drowning with Gin since people have his girlfriend's nudes. And hey, if Kat is as shitty as she seems to be, then who cares about shitty things happening to shitty people? That said, going out of your way to obtain him sounds dumb. Don't pozload my neghole.
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We have his old girlfriend's nudes! I guess the photo was too grainy for him to give a fuck.

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Rule of thumb: Always take a woman's claim of having been in an "abusive relationship" with a grain of salt.
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Be like Dave and keep a whole fistful of salt in hand, at least when evaluating dueling accounts from unfriendly exes.
 
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What's interesting to me was Phils reluctance to show the downstairs of the house last week. Now of course full speculation here but he claims it was because of katfish's personal things were down there. So to me that means either: She is living downstairs and her shit is all over the place or Phil has bought new shit he doesn't want us to see. Or it's just a fucking landfill of filth in there and showing the house all fucked up would prove she's not the little Betty Crocker he claimed her to be.
 
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xenomorph said:
What's interesting to me was Phils reluctance to show the downstairs of the house last week. Now of course full speculation here but he claims it was because of katfish's personal things were down there. So to me that means either: She is living downstairs and her shit is all over the place or Phil has bought new shit he doesn't want us to see. Or it's just a fucking landfill of filth in there and showing the house all fucked up would prove she's not the little Betty Crocker he claimed her to be.
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He was super defensive about not going downstairs during his IRL adventure. I picture either a Columbian coke operation or a sex dungeon. And empty gin bottles.
 
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