2018 New Years Resolutions - what are you planning to fail at this year?

[c-no]

My New Year's Resolution is to lose weight and get a good paying job that won't treat me like shit.

The first would be a similar resolution for me. Second resolution I have is finding a job to justify one of the things I try to major in.

A resolution I know that definitely won't be fulfilled: not being autistic. I already post on this site, it's too late for that.

 

[MomoLang]

i know this is some edgy bullshit but be happier and be the best i can be, this year was absolute shit.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

go on more dates, get better grades, make more friends, stop listening to so much garbage music

 

[Fleeb]

I'm gonna try to jerk off with my other hand more often

 

[Dysnomia]

Save money.

 

[NotoriousD]

Made a game list of games started and games finished in 2017 and will add more for 2018. My resolution is to beat at least 30-50 games in 2018 of varying length and size.

 

[Owlflaps]

Stop being a NEET and try to form more friendships.

Also I should lay off on trying to be so strict with my kids because I'm a stereotypical Asian parent.

 

[0 0]

Have a planned schedule that lasts longer than the planning phase.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

I'm resolving to have resolutions ready for next year

 

[tehpope]

Move out and become a real human bean. Maybe lose some weight too.

 

[Arse Biscuit]

Going to encourage as much absolute chaos as a I can in my professional environment. I hate all of them so much my dick is hard.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Outearn all previous years, hit bonus targets, lose weight, take my family on vacation (abroad if possible, contingent on that first part). I'll be rating myself optimistic now.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

No more masturbation and more cold showers

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

Meh... New Years resolutions are faggy. Why do you need the beginning of a new year to decide to better yourself? You can do that shit any day of the year. I'm gonna be the same asshole today that I was yesterday, and if I do decide to turn over a new leaf, I'll be fucked if it's going to be on New Years Day.

 

[Cake Farts]

I want nice thighs.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

• Start working a second job
• Take up more classes in college
  
• Start working out again
  
• drink less
• get a new place
• stop watching porn
• get a new gf
  Spoiler

  bf
• Buy a car
• put money away in the bank
• be happy

 

[Nazi vegeta]

New years res are dumb. for me, It's more like what I want eventually do, before this years end.

1) continue learning japanese and getting better at it.
2) get a praying mantis pet. Why? because for some reason, youtube has started to put videos with them in it, in my suggested and I took the bait and started watching.
Now I want one.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

2017 was the worse fucking year of my life but I finally got sober because of it. So, perhaps in a way it was one of my best years because of that.

In 2018? I just want to be a better person to myself and others, I guess.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

For New Year's I resolved not to be a cuck. I found my girlfriend talking to a black guy at 12:01 AM.

 

[Antipathy]

I shall dramatically open every set of double doors I must pass through.