2018 Oscars - Predictions, live reactions, and the (hopefully) messy aftermath.

The Globes was a joke this year. Nothing but rich harpies with billion dollar houses whining about how oppressed they are. Natalie Portman almost ruined Del Toro's big Best Directing speech moment by whining about how there were no female directors nominated this year. Can't wait for the Oscars to be even worse.

I just wanna celebrate movies. Not point fingers and turn it into a virtue signaling free-for-all :(
The Golden Globes are the most relevantly irrelevant awards ever next to the Grammys.
 
You're telling me the academy can support excellent filmmaking and piss off Moviebob at the same time?
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Shit like this is why I haven't been reading MovieBob's page lately. He never ceases to make my blood boil with his cuntery. Three Billboards featured some of the most real, human characters that I've seen in a film lately, and this cunt is butthurt because it doesn't reinforce his simplistic Manichean view of the world and portray them as stereotypes that must be destroyed. No wonder this fat cocksucker thinks the Marvel Cinematic Universe is God's gift to cinema.

Also, I'm pretty sure Best Actress is down to Ronan vs. McDormand (I'll be happy if either of them wins TBH).
 
The Globes was a joke this year. Nothing but rich harpies with billion dollar houses whining about how oppressed they are. Natalie Portman almost ruined Del Toro's big Best Directing speech moment by whining about how there were no female directors nominated this year. Can't wait for the Oscars to be even worse.

I just wanna celebrate movies. Not point fingers and turn it into a virtue signaling free-for-all :(

Get used to it. Anything that makes ratings these days.
 
Also, I'm pretty sure Best Actress is down to Ronan vs. McDormand (I'll be happy if either of them wins TBH).

Agreed, I was afraid they would try to shoehorn another award to Meryl Streep which would suck, but I guess that ship has sailed.
 
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I gotta ask - do people still watch award shows? If so, WHY??
 
I don't want this to happen, but:

Best Motion Picture: Wonder Woman
Best Director: Patty Jenkins

Because of all the virtue signalling about women.

I could see Gal Gadot getting a Best Actress nomination (but losing to Frances McDormand), however I doubt Wonder Woman will get a Best Picture nod.

Wonder Woman will probably get nominated for a bunch of the technical awards, though.
 
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And it would put MovieBob in a Catch-22 position. Does he praise it to show what a good feminist he is even though a DC and not a Marvel movie won Best Picture first or does he bash it because it is a DC movie and risk becoming called a misogynistic pig.

Is MovieBob a muslim lover? Because if so the answer is obvious, Gadot is a dirty goddamn Israel apologist who doesn't appreciate the islamic camel humping culture.
 
A bunch of people who ran interference for Weinstein for years will give speeches about how they, personally, are totally against sexual harassment and had no idea what was happening. They will be praised as stunning and brave for their speeches and floated as potential candidates for president.

REEE FUCK U DRUMPF

Some pretentious bullshit no one saw will get Best Picture. Someone will get raped in the restroom during the awards ceremony and numerous people will get raped at the after-parties.
 
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Add in one long drawn out dance number and nobodies get shushed while they're making a long speech and you'll have the complete Oscars.
Oh, and a mediocre memorial that is trash compared to TCM.
 
lol seriously?
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