2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

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  • 6 months

    Votes: 191 30.3%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 150 23.8%
  • 2 years

    Votes: 88 13.9%
  • 3 years

    Votes: 28 4.4%
  • until DSP's death at 60

    Votes: 174 27.6%

  • Total voters
    631
K so his 'tax fund' marathon and 'Birthday marathon that wasn't even on his birthday' were just ruses to pay for his trip and marriage. Apparently just wants to invalidate his ongoing TAX CRISIS arc even further.

Anyway, I don't know how much of a mistake this is, they seem to have an OK thing going on, Phil "working his ass off" at home while she is out working a real job as he pleads for his community to pay his phantom taxes, I assume he's just trying to bleed as much money from people as possible so he can retire asap. I certainly can't feel any 'love' between them but I assume theyre happy with what they have going on, phil does manage to make an inordinate amount of money for the work he does, it would be a shame if she was actually taking him for a ride. Can't say I wish anything bad to happen to either of them although Phil's ongoing shady approach to getting money out of people rubs me the wrong way.

I guess we'll just have to see where this story takes us.
 
Gross speculation time!

She forced DSP to marry her so she has access to his material goods(i.e. his house and finances)to take during the divorce proceedings. Pandalee was a gold digger but Khet most definetly is a house wrecking one. Example: her ex. The writers for this Arc are gonna end this with phil losing half his shit, covered in gin and debt aith nothing but a shotgun and 2 shells in his hand. Feel bad him. Really do.
 
I wonder who the best men and bridesmaids were?
who the fuck would they invite? dsp is an antisocial beta bitch that hides from children and ex-friends because he has no spine, and khet likely doesnt know anybody in ct. i guess its fine to have a lowkey wedding that costs nothing, but he we all know he spent too goddamn much
 
So he created this whole "Sick parents" lie so he can get married?

Well at least we know what the tax crisis was this time around. Pay pigs just paid for their future honeymoon.

And last time was to move her in with him. He's 2 for 2 on tricking his fans with a tax crisis now.
 
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