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Ok, so I was trying to figure out the weird Wahlburger photo, and I found out that his picture was taken from the inside of the Westfield Trumbull mall.
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This dude couldn't go the zoo one day because it was rainy so he went to a mall. Got married the next day. The day after, they went to the mall AGAIN before the zoo.

These two genuinely have a shopping addiction.
 
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I can't wait for the next mini-story that will come from this. When he fucks up his back trying to carry his brayimg bride across the threshold of the ack shack.
 
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bearsintrees said:
Ok, so I was trying to figure out the weird Wahlburger photo, and I found out that his picture was taken from the inside of the Westfield Trumbull mall.
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This dude couldn't go the zoo one day because it was rainy so he went to a mall. Got married the next day. The day after, they went to the mall AGAIN before the zoo.

These two genuinely have a shopping addiction.
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That mall is legit like 10 minutes away from both the khando and his parents' place. Motherfucker could've at least taken her to New Haven or around Milford green where there's actually shit to do, or if they insisted on going to a mall, up to Danbury (about 45mins away) where the mall isn't absolutely dead, but, no, he takes her to where people used to play MvC2 at the FYE and where the Circuit City or whatever the fuck it was he worked at is, in a building in the parking lot.
 
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Well...congratz for his wedding. Let's wish them happyness while it last. Question fam : Do you think he's gonna have a kid? I wish not.

But if divorce happens, it's gonna be so much, much funnier when it will happen.
 
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bearsintrees said:
Ok, so I was trying to figure out the weird Wahlburger photo, and I found out that his picture was taken from the inside of the Westfield Trumbull mall.
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This dude couldn't go the zoo one day because it was rainy so he went to a mall. Got married the next day. The day after, they went to the mall AGAIN before the zoo.

These two genuinely have a shopping addiction.
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Well every one know the classiest dining establishments are at the mall and if there is one think that Phil has is, then it's his very refiend pallet and class. One should never forget Phil's pedigree that growing up on the finest Pizzas and high quality home cooked Italien cuisine. Because of this high sophistication, was he able to bag the classiest chick ever in the greater Chicago area, that survived a demon possession. So no Phil's doesn't have a shopping addiction, he is just a connoisseur of the good thinks in life.
 
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I was thinking about the wedding for days now and I came up with 6 possible reasons why he did this with this unfortunate timing.

  1. Yes, the tax money was for the ring and wedding and as soon as he got it, he spent it. Remember when kogaming went viral? He had a vacation with the youtube money. (conman version)
  2. Tax reasons. So he can pay less tax in the future. ("taxwoman" version)
  3. Even if its true that his parents payed everything, he thought its totally normal and will not get any backlash (mentally challenged version)
  4. Even if its true that his parents payed everything, he did this timing to get out of a reacion of trolls, to get negative attention (notice me senpai tevin version)
  5. Kat is preggy (incoming second manbaby version)
  6. She gave an ultimatum, she wanted to marry him soo bad so he can get his money later. (golddiger version)
I think it has to be one of the six.
 
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I stop following Mr Gout for a year and this happens. Congrats? I still remember when we thought Khat was either a ruse or the egg person. Good times. I hope they're happy, though I shudder to think what'd Phil be like as a father.

Also, what is the autistic reason people are referring to Phil as Dave? I just can't figure it
 
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Little speculation.

Can pretty much say that going to CT was when the wedding was planned, because lets face it, thats what happened. But as far as when he proposed, it might be something to look into when he originally announced he was going to CT. Willing to bet if there was a 'special dinner' or an unusual amount of begging is when he proposed, or sometime around it.
 
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Little speculation.

Can pretty much say that going to CT was when the wedding was planned, because lets face it, thats what happened. But as far as when he proposed, it might be something to look into when he originally announced he was going to CT. Willing to bet if there was a 'special dinner' or an unusual amount of begging is when he proposed, or sometime around it.
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If it's not his mother's engagement ring nor jewelry previously owned by his dead aunt ( who they thought had money ), then I'd say Tut bought that ring with E7 funding the purchase of the Chevron wedding band.... Heck, knowing D$P, it might be a Family heirloom Khet had and he told her use it as her engagement ring because he needs that money to, to pay his bills...
 
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That mall is legit like 10 minutes away from both the khando and his parents' place. Motherfucker could've at least taken her to New Haven or around Milford green where there's actually shit to do, or if they insisted on going to a mall, up to Danbury (about 45mins away) where the mall isn't absolutely dead, but, no, he takes her to where people used to play MvC2 at the FYE and where the Circuit City or whatever the fuck it was he worked at is, in a building in the parking lot.
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If she is to truly fill the shoes of Mrs. Phil Burnell, it's imperative that she sees exactly where the Ten Year Beggacy began
 
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