2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

How long will it last?

  • 6 months

    Votes: 191 30.3%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 150 23.8%

  • 2 years

    Votes: 88 13.9%

  • 3 years

    Votes: 28 4.4%

  • until DSP's death at 60

    Votes: 174 27.6%
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    631
Grotesque said:
In order for that to happen, Phil would need to get a job and become less notable online.
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Phil would need to sincerely want to change. That's the step he'll never take and constantly lie about taking it. You don't change yourself for the better by living his lowest risk, bogglingly high returns strategy.

Having a kid might do that, but a wife alone certainly won't, or Panda would have stuck around.
 
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samovski said:
IDK why but I wanted to see how his forum was taking the news. The difference in traffic is staggering.
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The fact that there are regular users of his forums is still surprising to me every time his forums come up. The place is so dead.
I imagine these people F5ing constantly on each subcategory in their free time just to be the first one to jump in and be condescending towards a new post on the offchance there even is one that day.
 
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samovski said:
Ah I see, I thought maybe I'd missed something. I agree he should be banned. But if he keeps making money for Twitch he's safe. It'll take something big to ban him.
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I figure it doesn't hurt to try and report Phil. It's not like he's a big name on Twitch that they can't afford to lose. If the peons raise enough of a stink, I could see him getting the boot.
 
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I hope Phil actually thinks Kat will stay with him and not divorce his ass in the next few years. You know, since they have been together just over 1.5 years, he never gets to see her some days because he's "so busy" playing video games, only get one night out a week to be together and that is mostly errands etc.

This obviously has no lies and will not be a trainwreck of a marriage.
 
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Forgot who asked for it but here ya go.

PantsuParty said:
Imagine instead of having a nice candle-lit dinner, snuggled up on your wedding night with your significant other (among other things wink wink nudge nudge): you tweet "my girlfriend is the voice of reason." :lol:
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He can't be in the dog house pig sty stables already can he?

Grotesque said:
I figure it doesn't hurt to try and report Phil. It's not like he's a big name on Twitch that they can't afford to lose. If the peons raise enough of a stink, I could see him getting the boot.
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I've got a feeling he gets reported all day every day. As long as he's not actively bullying, threatening violence, masturbating, he's probably safe. Twitch is a fickle mistress though.
 

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xenomorph said:
Can one of you lovely folks shop Phil as Al Bundy on the couch?
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I surely hope no one would besmirch the countenance of a great television character as Al Bundy by slapping Phil's face over his. And I mean that genuinely, because Al was a really likeable character.
The only real comparison I can think of is that Al's 4 touchdowns in one game pretty much = Phil's 4th place at Evo.
The one that he boasts as the "top American" finisher, because that makes it sound more important than 4th place.
 
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samovski said:
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Any discussion on the forum is pointless, he'll address it Sunday.
Then what's the fucking point of your forum?
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Let us not kid ourselves into thinking that DSP's 'forum' is a place for discussion. The site serves one purpose alone: to kiss Phil's ass. Any legitimate criticisms and/or questions are promptly banished to the Gulag for wrongthink.

PreferredPenne said:
I'm just laughing at the thought of Phil throwing out his back-ack-ack trying to drop to one knee to propose.
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Do you think the proposal was interrupted with occasional s n o r t s?
 
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PantsuParty said:
Imagine instead of having a nice candle-lit dinner, snuggled up on your wedding night with your significant other (among other things wink wink nudge nudge): you tweet "my girlfriend is the voice of reason." :lol:
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"Girlfriend"... Not wife. Was that a slip? Did he make her dress up just to trigger the trolls, own the trolls?
 
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You know what the best part of all of this is??

Phil's ego was so impatient and so desperate to rub his smug smile in that wedding photo into our faces, that now he can't even defend his actions until 3 and 1/2 days from now.

3 and 1/2 days of us "slandering" and "making shit up" that he can do nothing but tweet angry GIFS about.

If he had just waited and revealed all this when he got back he would've shut down, or at least minimized the effect of, the new drama cycle before it even began.



I get a smug smile of my own thinking about this.

I hope showing off the 10 year-old suit and wedding gown/rings from the dust bowl era early was all worth it buddy.
 
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