2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[BatChatillon]

Last ditch effort to keep her around, now she can get her claws on his money. Phil didn't think that through, he wants to show the detractors that he is an adult with an adult house, a car and now a wife - as bad as everything of those three things is. Maybe he saw how happy Justin Wong is, who just became a father, and he wanted to show that he can 1-up the guy he has beaten once in a video game. Who is the loser now, Justin, ack ack ack?

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

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Anyway, how many times do you think Tyronne gave it to Khet while DSP watched from the closet jerking it with a tear in his eye on his wedding night?

 

[Dr.Chill]

like many before me, i wonder if he got married because he has a surprise goutling on the way
i sincerely hope not, because that poor kid would have a shit upbringing and theyd have to live with the shame of being the spawn of dsp, the king of kaaahntent

I can Imagine the look on his face when he finds out he has a kid and calls his parents. "snort Maa!! Dad!! it's a Tax exemption....err I mean a boy ack ack ack"

 

[Tardevoir]

"His wife looks like she has a long future of wanting to speak to the manager. " - IRL friend reacting to the photo

 

[Frazzle]

Fucking 8D connect four by Phil. Marry her so you can divorce her in a couple years and leave half your crippling debt on her since she is the only one with an official job. Incredible.

 

[Grotesque]

Do we have any proof that Kat has a job? I could buy that Leanna did because she was finally becoming her own person, but I don't see that whatsoever with Kat.

How can you go to work all day and come home to Phil playing video games and bitching up a storm?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I neither congratulate or hate in this situation


I just sit back and relax and imagining Phil's prestream music being played at wedding reception

"I SPAWN, I DIE"
"BUGS ON THE FLOOR THERES BUG ON THE FLOOR"

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

How can you go to work all day and come home to Phil playing video games and bitching up a storm?

Semidaily visits to (the) Jim.

 

[RVNX]

I wonder what the wedding night was like.

"WOW DOOD, HOW COME I CAME IN 30 SECONDS, I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING"

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

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[Salubrious]

I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING"

Kat's dream night; DSP not touching her.

 

[Xenomorph]

Doctor: Mr Burnell, would you like to know the gender of the baby?
Phil: I know all I need to know and that is ITS A DEPENDENT!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Do you think the proposal was interrupted with occasional s n o r t s?

phil honey, don't you think it was tacky to ask for donations from your own girlfriend while proposing to her
also did you need to go on about detractors, and then try to beat box for 15 minutes while going off to the bathroom before finishing the proposal?

 

[Xenomorph]

Nope, it's his parents' house.

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(also as an answer to @Surly Muppet, who wondered the same thing in the CT trip thread)

Phils Mother: MOVE OVA BOSCO AND SAMMIE PHILLIE AND MA NEW DAWTUR IN LAWER HAVE TO TAKE A PITCHER FOR THE FACEBOOKS.

 

[MoonRocker]

Yesterday was bit surreal for me.

Although I knew Phil has always been a scammer, for me, hours upon hours of listening to detractor videos where you keep hearing Phil begging for money so he can pay his taxes and not lose his house has a definitive psychological impact. Although I've never believed his whole shtick with the taxes, after hearing the same story over and over again, you start to believe it a little bit. You start giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Then, the whole "I got married snort" saga was unveiled. And I felt like I got gaslighted. I felt... cheated almost because as much as the guy repulses me (and amuses me at the same time), I felt that he really bullshitted me. I felt he really played us all for fools and demonstrated, once again, that he can never be trusted. He showed his true colors here that Phil will never be honest. He will never act in good faith. And there is only one person that matters to him: himself. Nobody else.

The most annoying part? That there will be no consequences. At the end of the day (and I don't like to admit this), Phil still has an audience and is able to make a living off it. But if I was a true and genuine fan, I wouldn't be happy. I'd feel that 1) I was not important enough for him to be truthful with someone who's supporting him financially, 2) that, ultimately, my opinion means shit, and 3) that I'm simply a means to an end.

But then I remind myself of people like superblindman, planetjeff, JonCTheCuck, da_whopper, and MissSwagginz... these people all suffer from the battered wife syndrome and would never dare complain that they felt cheated and gaslighted.

This is a reminder that the world is unfair and that awful, terrible human beings do prosper and have good things happen to them.

 

[Xenomorph]

Yesterday was bit surreal for me.

Although I knew Phil has always been a scammer, for me, hours upon hours of listening to detractor videos where you keep hearing Phil begging for money so he can pay his taxes and not lose his house has a definitive psychological impact. Although I've never believed his whole shtick with the taxes, after hearing the same story over and over again, you start to believe it a little bit. You start giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Then, the whole "I got married snort" saga was unveiled. And I felt like I got gaslighted. I felt... cheated almost because as much as the guy repulses me (and amuses me at the same time), I felt that he really bullshitted me. I felt he really played us all for fools and demonstrated, once again, that he can never be trusted. He showed his true colors here that Phil will never be honest. He will never act in good faith. And there is only one person that matters to him: himself. Nobody else.

The most annoying part? That there will be no consequences. At the end of the day (and I don't like to admit this), Phil still has an audience and is able to make a living off it. But if I was a true and genuine fan, I wouldn't be happy. I'd feel that 1) I was not important enough for him to be truthful with someone who's supporting him financially, 2) that, ultimately, my opinion means shit, and 3) that I'm simply a means to an end.

But then I remind myself of people like superblindman, planetjeff, JonCTheCuck, da_whopper, and MissSwagginz... these people all suffer from the battered wife syndrome and would never dare complain that they felt cheated and gaslighted.

This is a reminder that the world is unfair and that awful, terrible human beings do prosper and have good things happen to them.

You have to remember that for Phil to live as he does, beg as he does and seclude himself as he does IS the punishment. While I know a lot of firebrands on Twitter and in the detractor circles wish more swift judgement on him from karma they are not seeing the bigger picture here.
Phil will every single day will have to beg for his living. Trends are changing rapidly and he is only getting older and slower and more crabby. Now he has a wife to take care of and since we cannot rule it out, children. This is his lot in life this is his prison, this house he holds onto has become his tomb. His body is breaking down, his mind is growing more and more paranoid. This is not some guy living it up on a beach somewhere laughing, he is slowly running on his own self-imposed hamster wheel. Debt growing and growing all the while. Enjoy the laughs but dont wait for some grand punishment. He is already living it, even if he is unaware of it, it's what he could have been what could his life have been and how clear we see it as outsiders while he spins day after day is the real hell for him. This is why he drinks. He drinks to try and forget what fresh shit awaits in the morning the prison he created that room, awaits.

 

[bigrigger]

I felt he really played us all for fools

Not really, it's just such a bizarre situation, he hasn't really tricked anyone more just left people confused as fuck about why anyone would act like this.

 

[MoonRocker]

You have to remember that for Phil to live as he does, beg as he does and seclude himself as he does IS the punishment. While I know a lot of firebrands on Twitter and in the detractor circles wish more swift judgement on him from karma they are not seeing the bigger picture here.
Phil will every single day will have to beg for his living. Trends are changing rapidly and he is only getting older and slower and more crabby. Now he has a wife to take care of and since we cannot rule it out, children. This is his lot in life this is his prison, this house he holds onto has become his tomb. His body is breaking down, his mind is growing more and more paranoid. This is not some guy living it up on a beach somewhere laughing, he is slowly running on his own self-imposed hamster wheel. Debt growing and growing all the while. Enjoy the laughs but dont wait for some grand punishment. He is already living it, even if he is unaware of it, it's what he could have been what could his life have been and how clear we see it as outsiders while he spins day after day is the real hell for him. This is why he drinks. He drinks to try and forget what fresh shit awaits in the morning the prison he created that room, awaits.

That's a great perspective that I didn't think about.

Only thing I'm skeptical about is that Phil doesn't have the cognitive capabilities to think as critically as we assume he does.

To him, the Goutmansion is the pinnacle of living (look at his parents' house; that's a win for him). To him, marrying a 2/10 chick like Khet is a huge win. To him, being able to play video-games all day is a huge win.

The taxes and debts? That can be resolved if he begs enough.

The long-long-term plan however... yeah. At what point begging for tips and shit on the internet becomes sustainable. But, again, ReviewTechUSA demonstrating that you can be a fat leech and still make a living off YT comfortably enough.

He's dumb enough that he strikes me as a cup half full kinda guy.

But, again, who knows. Here I am, giving the guy the benefit of the doubt that he doesn't think about all the shit you just described.

His ability to survive should really be used as a case study of parasite survival at its finest.

 

[Violence Jack]

You have to remember that for Phil to live as he does, beg as he does and seclude himself as he does IS the punishment. While I know a lot of firebrands on Twitter and in the detractor circles wish more swift judgement on him from karma they are not seeing the bigger picture here.
Phil will every single day will have to beg for his living. Trends are changing rapidly and he is only getting older and slower and more crabby. Now he has a wife to take care of and since we cannot rule it out, children. This is his lot in life this is his prison, this house he holds onto has become his tomb. His body is breaking down, his mind is growing more and more paranoid. This is not some guy living it up on a beach somewhere laughing, he is slowly running on his own self-imposed hamster wheel. Debt growing and growing all the while. Enjoy the laughs but dont wait for some grand punishment. He is already living it, even if he is unaware of it, it's what he could have been what could his life have been and how clear we see it as outsiders while he spins day after day is the real hell for him. This is why he drinks. He drinks to try and forget what fresh shit awaits in the morning the prison he created that room, awaits.

couldn't have said it better myself. Dude's already sentenced himself to a life of growing mediocrity. You can't honestly call what he does "living his best life." He backed himself into a corner when he had his choice of exits. If anything this is a pre-mid life crisis. But he's too dumb and steeped in his own hugbox to realize the waking nightmare his life has become.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Yeah, looks like he played the "dirty troll" card again. Doesn't that get tiring?