2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[Salubrious]

Yeah, looks like he played the "dirty troll" card again. Doesn't that get tiring?

Dood. You are on your fucking honeymoon! Stop yelling at trolls. We should not be living in your head rent-free.

You want to "get back at us"? Go spend your time making Kat's eyes roll into the back of her head. What, you can't get it up if you aren't thinking of us or something?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Yeah, looks like he played the "dirty troll" card again. Doesn't that get tiring?

He clearly knew this kinda reaction was gonna come and instead of just announcing the marriage Sunday leaves a half week for speculation to brew.

 

[Draza]

Yeah, looks like he played the "dirty troll" card again. Doesn't that get tiring?

rent free 24/7 in his head.

 

[sgt.kabukiman]

https://www.catalystwedco.com/lilyemme-jewelry

the ring is here

 

[der rademacher]

Well, one thing's for sure: the wedding night must have been hilarious.

"I tried to cum, didn't work!"
"I pressed nipples, nothing happend!"
"This is Bullshit! This Khat reads my input and blahks it!"
"AGAIN! She blahked!"
"She's not responding? Why? I'm confused. What the hell am I supposed to do?"
"Too early? WHY would I be TOO EARLY? Listen, I, I had' perfect timing, but your shitty vibrate ruined my outcome! Nothin' I could do!"
after hiding in the sleeping room closet "Now I'll just wait here. We'll see who'll cum out ahn tahp, stupid bitch!"
later that night "A second round? Against you? Fuck that, no way I am playing you scrub again!"

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Please don't tell me Dave went to his parents so he could borrow their wedding clothes and rings for his own wedding.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

NO WAI!!!!
When the divorce fleecing arc?

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

"10 year old wedding suit"

Weird begging flex, probably a seed to plant so when he lies again on Sunday he can protest...

"it cost nothing! we did it for the bare minimum SNoOoORT"

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"10 year old wedding suit"

Weird begging flex, probably a seed to plant so when he lies again on Sunday he can protest...

"it cost nothing! we did it for the bare minimum SNoOoORT"

It's some weird pre-damage control he does. Just like he bought a small cake and it didn't cost him much. Just like his wedding was small and didn't cost much. The new suit is 10 years old and didn't cost him a dime. How much farther he can go I will not know, what about that wedding dress and rings?

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Did we ever find out what he gave Kat for Christmas? She got him all these shitty non-gifts like a calendar (?). I think he proposed on Christmas, then he was "sick" after they celebrated their engagement in secret.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

This is the biggest mistake DSP has ever made IMO. Bugged Prenup mechanics dood.

Yeah, cmon kiwi legal eagles - what's pigroach's legal position when she divorces him?

 

[samovski]

Yeah, looks like he played the "dirty troll" card again. Doesn't that get tiring?

Jealous? Of what?

Man needs new material, he's been saying the same thing for 10 years. Nobody is jealous, we just think you're suss as fuck.

 

[Wing Zero]

Yeah, looks like he played the "dirty troll" card again. Doesn't that get tiring?

The man got married 24 hours ago and the only thing he can do with his time is make himself look like a dumbass on Twitter.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Even his suit has a ten-year legacy.

 

[Comma]

https://www.catalystwedco.com/lilyemme-jewelry

the ring is here

Where? You're posting a general link that shows nothing in particular except for a collection of rings that doesn't contain the exact ring(s) Kat is wearing.

If you found anything, link it directly or post screenshots.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

like many before me, i wonder if he got married because he has a surprise goutling on the way
i sincerely hope not, because that poor kid would have a shit upbringing and theyd have to live with the shame of being the spawn of dsp, the king of kaaahntent

And now I'm stuck with the image of this hairy fatass feebly thrusting away at a truck stop prostitute in my mind.

Where is my fucking ice pick?

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

How long before he refers to her as "the ol' ball and chain" and has an "exiled to the couch" secret stream?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Go spend your time making Kat's eyes roll into the back of her head.

What an infelicitous choice of phrasing
Anyway, if anyone needs me, I'll be making Kat vomit pea soup.

 

[PutridElephant]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116423806011224064

In order for this to be true, that means he has a bucketload of money but refuses to use it to pay his debts with it. He expects his paypigs to.

 

[Dragoonism]

Yeah, looks like he played the "dirty troll" card again. Doesn't that get tiring?

All i see is someone that needs to be acknowledged as a superior intellect while also being center of attention!!