2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[Kiwi_Bot#Ur_M0M]

I can't get over this picture...

It legitimately creeps me out, in a father/daughter who are a little too close, kind of way.

Yuck.

 

[Silent Observer]

Holy shit this is hilarious

-DSP straight the fuck up lied about his whole tax drama to pay for his wedding, and he honestly expects his pay piggies to just accept it and be happy for him
-DSP thinks that he's a genius who kept his marraige "secret", rather than a liar who scammed his audience
-DSP honestly expects to support a wife/child by e-begging to a continuously shrinking fanbase
- DSP will inevitably brag about his marriage, and then blame his "detractors" when people start noticing marital problems and talking about his marraige rather than his boring shitty gameplay
-DSP is the kind of guy who, when his GF had a panic attack, livestreamed it and complained about hospital bills, leading to their breakup which he proceeded to blame her for
-Kat is clearly uncomfortable any time DSP forces her on camera, and now that they are married, DSP will try to include her in streams as his flesh trophy, and blame bullying detractors when she gets made fun of

This marriage is going to be a shitshow of epic proportions. I can't wait to see how DSP fucks it up, and his inevitable excuse about how it wasn't his fault.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

Holy shit this is hilarious

-DSP straight the fuck up lied about his whole tax drama to pay for his wedding, and he honestly expects his pay piggies to just accept it and be happy for him
-DSP thinks that he's a genius who kept his marraige "secret", rather than a liar who scammed his audience
-DSP honestly expects to support a wife/child by e-begging to a continuously shrinking fanbase
- DSP will inevitably brag about his marriage, and then blame his "detractors" when people start noticing marital problems and talking about his marraige rather than his boring shitty gameplay
-DSP is the kind of guy who, when his GF had a panic attack, livestreamed it and complained about hospital bills, leading to their breakup which he proceeded to blame her for
-Kat is clearly uncomfortable any time DSP forces her on camera, and now that they are married, DSP will try to include her in streams as his flesh trophy, and blame bullying detractors when she gets made fun of

This marriage is going to be a shitshow of epic proportions. I can't wait to see how DSP fucks it up, and his inevitable excuse about how it wasn't his fault.

Like I said his dumb brain probably thinks the marriage would allow for some slack on the taxes because I don't see how a marriage would be a good idea especially since all the time he spent bitching about taxes and other financial issues and refuses to actually listen to people who can help him. Let us not for get that last part you said as this is a pushing 40 year old man and when she was finally revealed he said she was gonna be on streams, have her own streams and was hyping this girl up as if it was his first crush in elementary school. This obviously backpedaled as now he wants to treat her like the fucking CIA and hide information from people which doesn't work when you now have two instances of spending money on a woman not even your own fans know anything about and has only been around for roughly a year at best. She's been on two livestreams and still nothing actually noteworthy is known (She seems like Phil only quieter scared of pissing people off or having the "wrong" opinion so either she is vague or doesn't actually give a straight answer).

Now that they're married he might be forced to drag her onto streams if the gloves come off and people put two and two together instead of congratulating him on a random marriage he was intentionally in the dark about and with the circumstances leads to some extremely disgusting outcomes.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

Yeah, looks like he played the "dirty troll" card again. Doesn't that get tiring?

Dude, you never got us. You like to think that, just because you are married. But the fact that you spend your wedding night on twitter, just shows that this is just a ploy to "Show those darn dirty detractors."

Not only didn't it work, but you're in an even shittier position then before. Your finances are at an all time low, you have a wife, that can take all your money away if she wants and you're absolute worthless to society.

Trust me Dave, there is nothing to be jealous off.

 

[James Smith]

Money > Rambo > Soulmate

 

[wabbits]

I for one hope Gov. Lamont has made sure Connecticut's tourism office is on top of this unrivaled opportunity to establish their state as America's #1 Destination Wedding locale. Fuck you, Hawaii.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Money > Rambo > Soulmate

Yeah can really tell he loves receiving money more than spending it(vids with Rambo, tips on Christmas vs having to spend money on khet)

 

[gaarashatan]

If this isn't a late April Fools joke then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

He wouldn't marry Leanna, who truly loved him, but he married the rebound who cheated on her boyfriend.

Jesus, Dave, the fuck is wrong with you?

Still, it's an interesting development and I look forward for what the writers have in mind for this arc.

pieces of shit are attracted to pieces of shit. its a match made in heaven if you ask me

 

[PieceofShet]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116423806011224064

In order for this to be true, that means he has a bucketload of money but refuses to use it to pay his debts with it. He expects his paypigs to.

You should make a picture of the tweet next time please. Im sure 90% of the kiwi people are blocked by dsp

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Let me start off by saying congratulations. I really hope its everything youve ever wanted, Phil. But I have some issues with the way we have been treated. Ive been a fan for years, Phil. Since 2011 or 2012, Ive been watching. I was a part of your Patreon. Over the course of your Twitch streams, ...

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[Salubrious]

Rushed seems to be the only constant in dsps life. Rushing thru games, rushing to clock out of streams, rushing with spending money to even rushing his own wedding and marriage. People can wear hand me downs /heirlooms without looking like a joke. But I guess that would require dsp to care about that.

It's amazing how rushed everything in DSP's life is when he literally has no demands or constraints on his time.

 

[PutridElephant]

You should make a picture of the tweet next time please. Im sure 90% of the kiwi people are blocked by dsp

It was posted previously which is why I didn't put a pic but here it is...

 

[Comma]

Im at work on my phone ,check the galery its the fifth picture I think, might update the post when I get home

Do you mean this one?



Or maybe this one?



Doesn't look like the one(s) Kat is wearing to me, tbh.

(zoomed in slighty and sharpened the image a bit)

And btw: just because the rings are "stacked", doesn't mean the rings have to be from that specific jeweler. If you do an image search for "stacked ring" or "stacking ring" you get tons of similarly looking examples of the kind of ring(s) Kat is wearing. They're admittedly less common than normal wedding/engagement rings, but they're still available at a lot of different places.

 

[wabbits]

Do you mean this one?

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Or maybe this one?

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Doesn't look like the one(s) Kat is wearing to me, tbh.

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(zoomed in slighty and sharpened the image a bit)

And btw: just because the rings are "stacked", doesn't mean the rings have to be from that specific jeweler. If you do an image search for "stacked ring" or "stacking ring" you get tons of similarly looking examples of the ring(s) Kat is wearing. They're admittedly less common than normal wedding/engagement rings, but they're still available at a lot of different places.

To me, the rings look like they're from two different eras. The wedding band looks current. The engagement ring looks vintage - 1970s or 80s. They're definitely not a set. If they were, the tiny stones on the engagement ring's band would match those on the wedding ring and they don't. The stones in the wedding band are brighter, larger, and set more closely together than those in the engagement ring's band.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Not even 24 hours since getting married, Phil's main concern is to BUY MORE FASTFOOD because you know, FASTFOOD IS EXPENSIVE and is suitable for a main meal the day after his wedding.


GOUTGOUTOUT, phil has a gouty butt

 

[Freshtodeath]

I just want to know if the taxes actually existed, maybe he will adress that when he comes back. Also, how will they pay bills when dsp's income slows down? They will especially need an income stream if they have children.

 

[bearsintrees]

I 100% don't think it's worth looking into the source of the engagement or wedding rings because I simply don't think Phil cares enough about them or what they represent to buy something expensive. Getting married is just what "normal" people do and he so desperately wants to be one of them.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Well it's nicer than the shit Leanna picked on Etsy, so I assume DSMom and Khet picked it out and his parents footed the bill because it cost more than 79.95+shipping

 

[Freshtodeath]

What if this suprise pisses off his paypigs and his income declines. I think in his head dsp thought his fans would come out in droves to support him. But I think it just came off terrible.

 

[actually]

What if this suprise pisses off his paypigs and his income declines. I think in his head dsp thought his fans would come out in droves to support him. But I think it just came off terrible.

Well, Swagginz was already done with him, JannyDeArc (JanneySaurusRex) is now done with him, if that person on TKOH forums is real, they're done. And I've seen a number of people on his twitter who don't seem to be trolls saying that they're not buying what he's selling. I think it could hurt him some longer term, especially since marriage implies much more strongly a co-mingling of finances, so when he says "MUH BILLS" many people are going to respond with "Where's Kat's money going?" now.

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

Maybe he'll try to divorce her so that she takes the condo with its debt? Just saying...