2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

So, when are we plotting to make them prenup??

 

[DiabeticSP]

Lovely honeymoon flying right home after the zoo so GoutMan can watch wrasslin with his gin in the Gout Cave.

Really picked a winner ya dumb cunt.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It all looks so cheap and tacky. Did they have a wedding party? Why are they all alone in every picture? Why does everything look greasy?
Did Leanna get knocked up? Is this a last minute fuck you to her?

 

[CabbageMan]

No time for honeymoon, have to catch up on wrasslin.

Phil’s Instagram photo: “First night home as a married man. Life is good!”

491 Likes, 750 Comments - Phil (@theycallmedsp) on Instagram: “First night home as a married man. Life is good!”

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Yes Phil, we're so jealous of your meaty, hairy paw.

 

[DukeMorty]

I feel like this is about the one thing I can't hate on. I have a similar tungsten carbide ring for the simple fact that it's nigh indestructible. I had a nicer ring with some etching in it, and I snapped that fucker after like a year or so. So ordered the $35 tungsten carbide with some simple celtic graphics, and it's been going strong for 7 or so years now.

Not saying Tungsten wedding rings are bad but for Dave who has a huge ego I figured he would get a gold ring or have some etching on it like "4th Place Evo Champion", instead he gets the most generic and cheapest ring. Also, tungsten rings tend to be worn by people who work in jobs that may damage their rings much easier. For instance, in the military, it is extremely common to see guys replace their rings with tungsten rings since they don't break. Dave won't break any ring, even a silicone ring, since he doesn't do any heavy labor. So Dave getting a tungsten ring because of fear that holding his PS4 controller might snap his wedding band would be exceptional on his part. I just think Dave bought that tungsten ring because it was the cheapest ring he could find online, rather than it being durable. Also, he could easily pay ~$20 more to get an engraving on a tungsten ring, like getting a Street Fighter combo engraved on it (tacky but I see Dave getting this lol).

 

[James Smith]

Some more post-wedding tweets have been included in the op including this gem:

No, that's not how marriage works. The debt and property acquired before a marriage belongs to the individual who acquired it. It doesn't become the spouse's problem. The fact that DSP nonchalantly responds to this tweet is mindblowing, as is the fact that he doesn't know this is wrong. I don't know how he could have hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to his name and have no knowledge of how that affects the love of his life.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Some more post-wedding tweets have been included in the op including this gem:

No, that's not how marriage works. The debt and property acquired before a marriage belongs to the individual who acquired it. It doesn't become the spouse's problem. The fact that DSP nonchalantly responds to this tweet is mindblowing, as is the fact that he doesn't know this is wrong. I don't know how he could have hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to his name and have no knowledge of how that affects the love of his life.

DSP does not do research. This should be no surprise by now.

 

[millais]

Maybe when his finger joint swells up from gout and his unbreakable tungsten ring proves impossible to physically remove, the detractors will get the last goat laugh

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

I know this is late, but Khet's make-up bothers me. It's giving me some serious Trixie Mattel vibes.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

I know this is late, but Khet's make-up bothers me. It's giving me some serious Trixie Mattel vibes.

I think it bothers all of us. Makes me wonder, is she one of the rare color-blind women?

 

[Clop]

For a happy man he sure goes on a lot of tangents about all the trolls and conspiracies.

"Honey, come to bed, it's our wedding night."
"NO, I NEED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS HOW HAPPY AND CALM AND RATIONAL I AM AND EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME AND TRYING TO RUIN THIS WONDERFUL OCCASION!"

Congratulations on your marriage, Dave.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

No, that's not how marriage works. The debt and property acquired before a marriage belongs to the individual who acquired it. It doesn't become the spouse's problem. The fact that DSP nonchalantly responds to this tweet is mindblowing, as is the fact that he doesn't know this is wrong. I don't know how he could have hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to his name and have no knowledge of how that affects the love of his life.

Gotta think the people congratulating him unironically don't know either but then again anything that will help Phil will be silenced and written off as "starting drama" or some shit he likes to pull.

"Not how that actually works legally but I get what you're saying"

So he knows but doesn't know or does he know how it works legally but acknowledges that the person pretty much kind of pointed out how dumb of a decision this marriage thing was?....what kind of response is that XD.

I know this is late, but Khet's make-up bothers me. It's giving me some serious Trixie Mattel vibes.

It seems like she puts on too little and too much at the same time.

 

[James Smith]

https://twitter.com/RenOperative_/status/1116372636269989889 (archive)

https://twitter.com/RenOperative_/status/1117171290371166208 (archive)

https://twitter.com/ghostdragon1182/status/1117169135144919040 (archive)

I'm sure there are more to the effect but these are ones that were pointed out to me.

Please publish your policy manual on the proper way to follow DSP stuff and what individuals are and are not allowed to be interested in. I'm very concerned I might not be fully conforming to the appropriate standard.

Not being interested in something doesn't make you better than people who are. You're also completely missing the point and what people are interested in, instead opting to assign labels like "loser" and "vanity." People are interested in where DSP's money goes because it's one of the mysteries in the DSP Cinematic Universe. He makes a lot, and used to make even more, and it just somehow vanishes/vanished. As far as I can see once people found out it was a $20 ring people laughed a bit at DSP being cheap and moved on. You're the ones trying to make something bigger than it is, not "them."

 

[Raven'sChild]

Everyone seems to think the ring is tungsten for some reason. Brushed white or grey gold looks the same as well as brushed platinum . Personally, I don't see D$P even knowing what a tungsten ring is. He historically buys more expensive items with a belief that expensive means better. I also see him wanting a gold ring.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I could see him going cheap for his ring but for khet, I'm going all in and saying he put more for hers. Like, way more.

 

[Adamska]

I could see him going cheap for his ring but for khet, I'm going all in and saying he put more for hers. Like, way more.

Pig tends to go prestige usually due to his crippling narcissism, though I bet he just asked her and got the one she wanted since he's lazy.

And yeah, I kind of figured the "tax money" went into this failure of a wedding. Seriously, this as sad as this one wedding I was told about where a dude spite-married a stripper on the spot in a similar way to this, due to being jealous of two other people beginning to date.

 

[We Are The Witches]

No, that's not how marriage works. The debt and property acquired before a marriage belongs to the individual who acquired it. It doesn't become the spouse's problem. The fact that DSP nonchalantly responds to this tweet is mindblowing, as is the fact that he doesn't know this is wrong. I don't know how he could have hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to his name and have no knowledge of how that affects the love of his life.

I'm not sure how you're interpreting his response, but he's correcting the previous Tweet, so it appears that he knows how it works. Is this not true?

Furthermore, how will his previous debt affect Kat? Community property involves earnings, property and debts aquired solely during marriage, like you said. And if he's not able to pay it, creditors could go after the community/marital property, but not hers directly.
Unless you're talking about the problems of upcoming debt, or the long-term consequences of it.

In any case, an appropriate prenuptial agreement can easily deal with this, and limit Kat/Phil's liability. And since they're both 'responsible' adults, any outcome out of this marriage is on them. They chose to do this, nobody forced Kat, which is why I'm expecting a 4d chess move by her.

 

[James Smith]

I'm not sure how you're interpreting his response, but he's correcting the previous Tweet, so it appears that he knows how it works. Is this not true?

For some reason I thought his response was a cavalier "Not sure how it works" not the definitive "Not how it works." In that case he might understand the law.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Not saying Tungsten wedding rings are bad but for Dave who has a huge ego I figured he would get a gold ring or have some etching on it like "4th Place Evo Champion", instead he gets the most generic and cheapest ring. Also, tungsten rings tend to be worn by people who work in jobs that may damage their rings much easier. For instance, in the military, it is extremely common to see guys replace their rings with tungsten rings since they don't break. Dave won't break any ring, even a silicone ring, since he doesn't do any heavy labor. So Dave getting a tungsten ring because of fear that holding his PS4 controller might snap his wedding band would be exceptional on his part. I just think Dave bought that tungsten ring because it was the cheapest ring he could find online, rather than it being durable. Also, he could easily pay ~$20 more to get an engraving on a tungsten ring, like getting a Street Fighter combo engraved on it (tacky but I see Dave getting this lol).
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I won't lie, I wear a Tungsten ring

$65 off Amazon.

Now, my first wedding, I had a custom designed ring that was subtley bling bling and cost a few thousand, but the second marriage I was a lot wiser and thus realized the ring price doesn't matter at all.

Also, I can actually wear this ring, the other one was too big to wear.

 

[Near]

Not being interested in something doesn't make you better than people who are. You're also completely missing the point and what people are interested in, instead opting to assign labels like "loser" and "vanity." People are interested in where DSP's money goes because it's one of the mysteries in the DSP Cinematic Universe. He makes a lot, and used to make even more, and it just somehow vanishes/vanished. As far as I can see once people found out it was a $20 ring people laughed a bit at DSP being cheap and moved on. You're the ones trying to make something bigger than it is, not "them."

Well the same people did do a whole overblown twitter campaign, where they screenshotted their "banned words" as DSP-related stuff. They were really flaunting those.
Judging by these tweets, it seems the DSP black hole pulled them back in just as quick as they had done that.