2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[Cyber Bowling]

I haven't been on Kiwi for months so I am late as fuck and kind of drunk but it really doesn't surprise me how few repercussions there were for this. He grifted people and got married. I guess well done Phil nailing this one down. I mean, she's a cheater and your wedding was sadder than Kailyn's courtroom affair but hey - you sure showed someone, I guess. I wonder if he knows Panda doesn't give a shit. She sure as hell dodged a bullet.

My only regret is not identifying Kat's ring so I can see who he loved more. I apologise if this has already been covered but for once I was busy with life.

Greed never dies.

I think there were more repercussions than usual for Phil. It was by no means enough to ruin him or anything, but he experienced a patreon hit and some of the smaller paypigs seem to have jumped ship. I think it also contributed to some of his mod drama, and there were a few posts on his forum complaining about it that were quickly silenced.

 

[killuminati]

Allegedly he was at the mall and saw the jewelry store was going out of business and had stuff 80%. Phil couldn't pass up a deal like that with the Tut money in his pocket so he proposed to her right on the spot. What better place to propose than under a big "going out of business" sign.

The best way to pay is in cash, we get that money right away. That's gonna go right to the bankruptcy payments.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

Couldn't resist myself to make this.
This is probably how they'd break the pregnancy news to their families.
Sorry

 

[PieceofShet]

I had a thought.

What if he married Khet so he can get money from mother for taxes?
Also, according to dsp, he did not pay for the wedding ring, his mom did.

 

[Sparkletor]

I had a thought.

What if he married Khet so he can get money from mother for taxes?
Also, according to dsp, he did not pay for the wedding ring, his mom did.

Hmm...

I thought he specifically told the story of seeing the jewelry store having a going out of business sale, rings were 80% off, and Phil bought one and proposed.

 

[PieceofShet]

Hmm...

I thought he specifically told the story of seeing the jewelry store having a going out of business sale, rings were 80% off, and Phil bought one and proposed.

He specificly mentioned what was he spending money on, ring wasnt on the list. Its in the video.
He only payed for a belt, a tie and a pair of shoes. "Everything else, my parents paid for"

Phillip Burnell Retconning His Life

Phil's Stream on addressing the 7 years of slander. https://pastebin.com/a5bBqaGK Link to my Text file

youtu.be

 

[Sparkletor]

He specificly mentioned what was he spending money on, ring wasnt on the list. Its in the video.
He only payed for a belt, a tie and a pair of shoes. "Everything else, my parents paid for"

Phillip Burnell Retconning His Life

Phil's Stream on addressing the 7 years of slander. https://pastebin.com/a5bBqaGK Link to my Text file

youtu.be

So are we to believe that Phil was on his weekly day off, saw the 80% off sale, called his parents, and they sent him money to buy the ring last autumn? He probably used the Tut money to buy it. Since it was months ago he can claim innocent, but he did say he bought the ring. It doesn't matter if it was $10 or $1000, he bought it.

Also, was the tie he bought a clip-on? Who tied it for him? If you don't own a tie it's a pretty good chance you don't know how to tie one.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, was the tie he bought a clip-on? Who tied it for him?

I bet his mom stood behind him and tied it around his neck for him.

 

[Freshtodeath]

where's his wedding ring?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

where's his wedding ring?View attachment 756643

Someone told him he didn't have it on and he felt really bad and apologized to Kat. It was kind of weird to be honest.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Someone told him he didn't have it on and he felt really bad and apologized to Kat. It was kind of weird to be honest.

this makes me think that phil is most definitely pussy whipped by kat

 

[Adamska]

this makes me think that phil is most definitely pussy whipped by kat

More like terrified his trophy will leave him and he'll look like the fat child he is again. Phil only cares about money and saving his ego when possible.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

lmao her fucking head it's still funny to me

 

[Fandase]

Funny for shits and giggles I checked the public records in both Washinton and Bridgeport and his marriage licence does not come up and the only family listed for him is his parents Linda and Dave. Why is his wife not listed I wonder, are they actually married or was this just another grift for the pigroach.

 

[James Smith]

Funny for shits and giggles I checked the public records in both Washinton and Bridgeport and his marriage licence does not come up and the only family listed for him is his parents Linda and Dave. Why is his wife not listed I wonder, are they actually married or was this just another grift for the pigroach.

If you want to imply DSP didn't actually get married, tather than checking "public records" check vital records. "Public records" never include marriage certificates.

 

[Kosher Dill]

are they actually married or was this just another grift for the pigroach.

Anyone who thinks DSP showered, dug up some rings and a dress from somewhere, and put on a suit just for a grift is autistic. There's no sensible explanation for it other than he really did want to lock down his current girlf- I mean, current wife.

 

[MarineN*423543]

WHY DOES SHE LOOKS LIKE 20 YEARS OLDER THAN DSP?
also this might end in dsp with even less money, and im ready to laugh all the way

 

[ReentryPhantom]

WHY DOES SHE LOOKS LIKE 20 YEARS OLDER THAN DSP?

She's hot enough to be a swimsuit model. You obviously don't know what good looks are, dood.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Anyone who thinks DSP showered, dug up some rings and a dress from somewhere, and put on a suit just for a grift is autistic. There's no sensible explanation for it other than he really did want to lock down his current girlf- I mean, current wife.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Just realized, Marge's ridiculously low-detail wedding dress on Homer (S04E21) still looks leagues better than Kat's Party City Bride of Frankenstein $20 abomination.