2019-08-29 - The LEGO Group: Unauthorized Use of the LEGO Group Intellectual Property - kiwifarms.net [Case #652509]

[Silence of the Troons]

@Danskjaevel ar begone

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Hey Lego stop with the Star Wars shit and give us this instead:

 

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Not gonna lie, I'd be kinda worried about pissing off the Lego folk. Not only do they possess vast amounts of solidified autism, but they might send in their Dutch ninja squad and plant tiny Legos all over your house where you are bound to step on them.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard In my fucking life...LEGO is coming at us, the illuminati of children's toys themselves you best way your step Null with all of these stacks of enemies, all of New Zealand, Ya-who-wa and now LEGO.


You may have to go into witness protection otherwise they might line your floor in extra sharp legos

Edit: also how have they not taken down the "Laygo" porn movie and saved us all our sanities

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Edit2:

Spoiler: Evil sets

Honestly if a company can have concentration camp Lego sets

Cotton Plantation sets

Or even 9/11 sets

That's pretty bad PR. I might just complain how culturally insensitive. I just wanted to buy a nice toy set for my wife's son and look what i find....

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

LEGO will sentence Null to walking over their product with bare feet. That'll show him who's boss.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Who from Lego is lurking on these forums?

 

[Brundlefly]

LEGO has a big autistic fanbase. Wonder if they’ll mobilize the shock troops for this one.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I might worry about this one. Lego and the maus are cosying up pretty tight these days, so it's only a matter of time before Lego becomes a wholly owned didney subsidiary. When that happens, be prepared for elite cartoon assassins on your doorstep.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Who from Lego is lurking on these forums?

Someone's looking for lego porn....

 

[CWCissey]

All I know is I await The Lego Company's perfectly crafted revenge scheme that has a precision tolerance of as little as 0.002 millimeters.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

"Kiwi Farms - the official site of Lego leaks"

 

[Maskull]

Who from Lego is lurking on these forums?

Probably use some kind of crawler to search after keywords and images rather than delegating task to living flesh.

 

[Creep3r]

Mega Bloks, the official building toy of The Farms!

@GeneralFriendliness deserves a trophy or something for pissing off a major corporation.

First Kenny Rogers, then Disney and now this. My list of enemies continues to grow.

 

[IN 041]

Joke's on them, I only play with lincoln logs.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Lego will just get back at us by releasing Kiwi Farms playset.

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

I have nothing against LEGO as a company but their products have cause horrendous amounts of undue suffering to me and millions of others who dared to walk around our homes barefoot. Leaks must stay.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

 

[Xerxes IX]

I thought the Disney assassins were already on @GeneralFriendliness 's ass, seems like the Lego assassins with their floors full of assault legos might get him first.

 

[CWCissey]

Lego will just get back at us by releasing Kiwi Farms playset.

I'd buy it!

Also I'm sure a fair few people out there would love a Null minifig to shake about in a plastic tub thing.

 

[Maskull]

I'd buy it!

Also I'm sure a fair few people out there would love a Null minifig to shake about in a plastic tub thing.

Or to melt in microwave.