2019-09-02 - Jayden Desino: "Harassment in my YouTube comments and thread issue"

[killuminati]

Well, at least dog do not live in such a mess now
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Nigga is that a full cup of applesauce? LMFAO.

 

[John Q Niggerfaggot]

Just imagine for a moment:

You're an FBI Special Agent. You grew up poor and went to a no-name state college, where you were recruited out of your degree in criminal justice by the Bureau. You were ecstatic! You worked your ass off in the Academy, got top marks, and then got assigned to a CRIM squad; that's a little disappointing, because you wanted an NS squad to do cool shit like Counterintel against Chinks hacking USC's, but at least the majority of your case load isn't Cheese Pizza or the ignominious squad that goes after online copyright infringers. You're a GS-11 because you've gotten a couple of good breaks in busting college kids using LOIC raids on 4chan way back when, and you're hoping one day, you can make your 13 and get an SSA position somewhere cool and maybe have a squad of your own.

And then this hits your desk. And you realize that you don't matter; the guys who get on the CI squads chasing MSS or SVR went to big name schools and had connections in the Bureau. They're part of the royalty, and you're not. There's no book deals or speaking gigs in your future, and you'll be lucky to clear a fifth of what those guys will once they leave the Bureau and get book deals or speaking gigs or start consulting companies that sell the same services they did as a GS-15 back to the government at double the cost. So you take your FLEO availability pay incentive and pretend like optimistically topping out at 118k a year and getting a special back door security line at the airport and carrying your trusty revolver on the airplane and get to play Make Believe G-Man and working for a functionally retarded chief who got there because he's a minority and you're not is totally worth putting up with this woman's troonfaggotry.

And just for a moment, you wonder what the barrel of your revolver would taste like.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Did anybody else see that report Null got? The ICP one? That shit is fucking hilarious.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaah. They called me a retarded dog killerrrrrrr"

 

[sperginity]

I'm only pre-pre law, but I am not sure jayden is taking the right course of action here

 

[lezbreal]

lol... Jayden left this comment on Aphrodite’s Peach latest video. Cool story bro!

 

[CatharticShitHead]

lol... Jayden left this comment on Aphrodite’s Peach latest video. Cool story bro!View attachment 920251

... She just fucking loves
exposing her own self
she mentioned us by name, boyos. Who wants to bet that now people are coming to the thread and reading up on how she can't take criticism/killed her dog/is a fat fuck idiot who doxxes herself?

 

[thismanlies]

... She just fucking loves
exposing her own self
she mentioned us by name, boyos. Who wants to bet that now people are coming to the thread and reading up on how she can't take criticism/killed her dog/is a fat fuck idiot who doxxes herself?

He/she/it reminds me of Chris when he first got discovered. No matter how many trolls came, he couldn’t shut the fuck up.

 

[Fapcop]

“Gee, these people are making fun of me and saying mean things! I better make a big spectacle and show them how angry I am, that’ll make them stop!”

If the above makes sense to you, you could be at risk of being a lolcow.

Love the complaint she sent to whatever intern they have dealing with E-retards.

“They’re calling me she despite the fact that I take my hormones and everything!”

Too bad real life isn’t like kindergarten, and there isn’t a teacher you can go crying to, every time somebody doesn’t respect your pronouns.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Fuckin lol, “I made a hateful vid about Amberlynn and her mental health and weight problems and lack of manners or social skills.

Also I have mental health problems and a weight problem and I’m autistic and lack social skills. You lads are horrible for making fun of people you don’t personally know. Which is very different from what I did, somehow.”

Pot make fun of kettle, get called black. And a dog killer.

 

[XYZpdq]

Just imagine for a moment:

You're an FBI Special Agent. You grew up poor and went to a no-name state college, where you were recruited out of your degree in criminal justice by the Bureau. You were ecstatic! You worked your ass off in the Academy, got top marks, and then got assigned to a CRIM squad; that's a little disappointing, because you wanted an NS squad to do cool shit like Counterintel against Chinks hacking USC's, but at least the majority of your case load isn't Cheese Pizza or the ignominious squad that goes after online copyright infringers. You're a GS-11 because you've gotten a couple of good breaks in busting college kids using LOIC raids on 4chan way back when, and you're hoping one day, you can make your 13 and get an SSA position somewhere cool and maybe have a squad of your own.

And then this hits your desk. And you realize that you don't matter; the guys who get on the CI squads chasing MSS or SVR went to big name schools and had connections in the Bureau. They're part of the royalty, and you're not. There's no book deals or speaking gigs in your future, and you'll be lucky to clear a fifth of what those guys will once they leave the Bureau and get book deals or speaking gigs or start consulting companies that sell the same services they did as a GS-15 back to the government at double the cost. So you take your FLEO availability pay incentive and pretend like optimistically topping out at 118k a year and getting a special back door security line at the airport and carrying your trusty revolver on the airplane and get to play Make Believe G-Man and working for a functionally exceptional chief who got there because he's a minority and you're not is totally worth putting up with this woman's troonfaggotry.

And just for a moment, you wonder what the barrel of your revolver would taste like.

It's like in the X Files when they're put on farmer fertilizer purchase patrol, but here in the cyberfuture you get ass busted back down to Kiwi Farms complaint roundup.

 

[enamelled toothbrush]

Just imagine for a moment:

You're an FBI Special Agent. You grew up poor and went to a no-name state college, where you were recruited out of your degree in criminal justice by the Bureau. You were ecstatic! You worked your ass off in the Academy, got top marks, and then got assigned to a CRIM squad; that's a little disappointing, because you wanted an NS squad to do cool shit like Counterintel against Chinks hacking USC's, but at least the majority of your case load isn't Cheese Pizza or the ignominious squad that goes after online copyright infringers. You're a GS-11 because you've gotten a couple of good breaks in busting college kids using LOIC raids on 4chan way back when, and you're hoping one day, you can make your 13 and get an SSA position somewhere cool and maybe have a squad of your own.

And then this hits your desk. And you realize that you don't matter; the guys who get on the CI squads chasing MSS or SVR went to big name schools and had connections in the Bureau. They're part of the royalty, and you're not. There's no book deals or speaking gigs in your future, and you'll be lucky to clear a fifth of what those guys will once they leave the Bureau and get book deals or speaking gigs or start consulting companies that sell the same services they did as a GS-15 back to the government at double the cost. So you take your FLEO availability pay incentive and pretend like optimistically topping out at 118k a year and getting a special back door security line at the airport and carrying your trusty revolver on the airplane and get to play Make Believe G-Man and working for a functionally exceptional chief who got there because he's a minority and you're not is totally worth putting up with this woman's troonfaggotry.

And just for a moment, you wonder what the barrel of your revolver would taste like.

If seeing this kind of shit doesn't make you flip and become a double agent for ISIS, then I don't know what will.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

But at least she's not Amberlynn!!!

Yeah, Amberlynn never sent her dox to Null all giftwrapped with a nice little bow on top.

 

[PantsuParty]

My favorite part of the report: "(Null) basically called me a (r)etard."

No, he DID call you a (r)etard

 

[CowboyBeepBoop]

I mean, you gotta give some credit it to it. The troon at least gives me some confusion regarding it's gender when I look at it, which is more than I can say regarding most of them.


Sent from my iPhone

 

[Ghostse]

If you thought I was kidding; here’s a copy of the report I filed for harassment to the FBI earlier.

Sent from my iPhone

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lmfao

What is wrong with her? What does she think will be the result of this? This isn't Europe, misgendering trannies is not a higher law enforcement priority than muslim child rape gangs (well, in 49 states at least) because calling people retards is legally protected.

 

[Reverend]

Can we reset the clock on finding out we have a new owner of the Farms again? It's been..what...a month since our last one?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Just imagine for a moment:

You're an FBI Special Agent. You grew up poor and went to a no-name state college, where you were recruited out of your degree in criminal justice by the Bureau. You were ecstatic! You worked your ass off in the Academy, got top marks, and then got assigned to a CRIM squad; that's a little disappointing, because you wanted an NS squad to do cool shit like Counterintel against Chinks hacking USC's, but at least the majority of your case load isn't Cheese Pizza or the ignominious squad that goes after online copyright infringers. You're a GS-11 because you've gotten a couple of good breaks in busting college kids using LOIC raids on 4chan way back when, and you're hoping one day, you can make your 13 and get an SSA position somewhere cool and maybe have a squad of your own.

And then this hits your desk. And you realize that you don't matter; the guys who get on the CI squads chasing MSS or SVR went to big name schools and had connections in the Bureau. They're part of the royalty, and you're not. There's no book deals or speaking gigs in your future, and you'll be lucky to clear a fifth of what those guys will once they leave the Bureau and get book deals or speaking gigs or start consulting companies that sell the same services they did as a GS-15 back to the government at double the cost. So you take your FLEO availability pay incentive and pretend like optimistically topping out at 118k a year and getting a special back door security line at the airport and carrying your trusty revolver on the airplane and get to play Make Believe G-Man and working for a functionally exceptional chief who got there because he's a minority and you're not is totally worth putting up with this woman's troonfaggotry.

And just for a moment, you wonder what the barrel of your revolver would taste like.

Reverse thought: you’ve been a dedicated Kiwi for years and you’re having a larf over getting to shitpost for a paycheck.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

"I went to college for pre-law"
so statistically he went to college either for history, english literature, journalism, criminal justice, or gender studies and couldn't score higher than a 150 on the lsat
lmao should've majored in stem idiot
edit: pre-law isn't a major like pre-med, which requires a focus on hard sciences and has actual value. the majority of law students (like me) have useless meme degrees

"Some schools" offer a Pre-Law focus in a Public Administration or Poli Sci degree.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

What did that FBI agent do, crash a car into a wall or some shit, to get exceptional individual duty, where exceptional individuals file reports about someone calling them exceptional individuals?

probably an unpaid intern
or no one
just routes to a spam folder

 

[Recoil]

At this point I honestly believe "the FBI" is the literal equivalent to "mom" for people who have not matured past the age of 11. "Do what I want or I am telling mom!"

Absolutely, and I think you can extend that to many of her perceived authority figures. The initial messages to Null, the whining about their YT channel in someone else's comment section.
For children, their parents are their model for God. That's their authority, that's where punishment and reward originate from, that's who judges their actions and determines right & wrong.
Jayden's technically aged out of the parental authority paradigm, but without fully assuming responsibility for her own actions she'll never make the realization that she herself is the final authority. As such, she searches for anyone with perceived control, in the hopes an appeal to them might ease the dreadful burden of self determination.

An admin, a more successful youtuber, the FBI, they're all here to help Jay-jay clean up her mess.