Just FYI, boomer segment is happening. Phil's already claimed that the "weekly tips goal" is for end of year taxes.
Edit: Gonna predict a tips goal of $2000, which would cover the state taxes (with extra) for someone making $100k.
Edit 2: Jasper is chewing on shit around the house now. Apparently Jasper is supposed to "entertain himself" and is "like a little kid who wants attention". Imagine a pet that wants you to pay attention to it.
Edit 3: They've put Jasper in "timeout"
Edit 4: Phil apparently has his stream going on 2 computers at all times. His stream image is on the PC. His chat is on the laptop. Also, his dual monitor PC setup is exactly the same as his loveseat setup in terms of where he looks. Basically a 5 minute long set of excuses for why he has to do a 120 degree rotation while playing on consoles.
Also, this "I have a few minutes" boomer segment is over 30 minutes long now. But remember, Phil has no time for anything and is always RUSH RUSH RUSHING.
Final edit: Jesus Christ, 40 minutes of rambling. Got ~$13 in tips. Phil really has nothing to do.