2019 HallowReeen

[Comma]

"January. GIF" appears to be something like a PDF file that was saved as a GIF. Two similar looking forms, "october" and "octo", are saved as a PNGs...

Those are the schedules he posts on Twitter:


(https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1088700135771656194)

And why he saves that shit as a .gif? No idea, but it's probably because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, as usual.

-EDIT-

And wow, what a fucking trainwreck this stream is. He's on the third game after ragequiting the previous two, and now he's complaining about this game being boring, that he spent money on it that he could've spent on "something important" and he's picking fights with chat and moping that people have to tell him how to play the game.

$500 he wants for this. Five. Hundred. Dollars.

-EDIT2- He's now playing with his phone, threatening to quit the game if people don't tell him how to progress the game.

He's going full salty baby mode today. Oh, and don't forget to tip him, because tipping him helps him the most right now.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Because DSP is her bitch and she might email them from work.

Phil Burnell is a complete idiot and not nearly intelligent enough to put to use the first five search results from Googling "how to commit tax fraud".

It's something that most people do who have their own business it's not fraud. I wouldn't be surprised if his dad or someone told him about it or his tax guy. Go look at any family who owns a business and they are doing similar things. Don't know why it's making you so aggressive honestly it would be stupid for him not to do this. I would do it if I owned a business.

Those are the schedules he posts on Twitter:

View attachment 992451 View attachment 992450
(https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1088700135771656194)

And why he saves that shit as a .gif? No idea, but it's probably because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, as usual.

-EDIT-

And wow, what a fucking trainwreck this stream is. He's on the third game after ragequiting the previous two, and now he's complaining about this game being boring, that he spent money on it that he could've spent on "something important" and he's picking fights with chat and moping that people have to tell him how to play the game.

$500 he wants for this. Five. Hundred. Dollars.

-EDIT2- He's now playing with his phone, threatening to quit the game if people don't tell him how to progress the game.

He really just wanted to play luigi's mansion all day he should've just done that instead of this shitty marathon of games that don't even start getting good till a few hours in.

 

[Muppetmode]

He’s just trying to keep up the illusion that he does this for the fans.

He really just wanted to play luigi's mansion all day he should've just done that instead of this shitty marathon of games that don't even start getting good till a few hours in.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Kat's paystubs could just be in line with everything else on there that seems to indicate he was crying hardship to weasel out of his other mortgage. He may have had to present proof of her income as well. A lot of retail jobs will give paystubs via an online service instead of printing them, so they may have downloaded them to show that Kat does not make enough to sustain the second khando. The Kat/employee thing sounds reasonable, but I feel like the new tax guy is probably more concerned about this empty khando on the other side of the country, and a client whose big plan is to default.

he's threatening to end a game unless someone tells him exactly where to go and what to do

He's just straight up staring at chat and not moving until he gets instructions. Papavera get on Gamefaqs and get in here with some cheers.

Phil's pouty play today is right in line with what we usually get with a marathon that is tanking in income and features games he is not enjoying. However, we know context is important to Phil, and in context he hit his $1800, do-or-die goal yesterday. It just goes to show that it's really never enough for him, because he's back to his regular salty potato mode like none of it happened.

He also has not indicated that he is overdrawn from bills, but he should be, given that he has dedicated all of the extra money to this mystery issue, which would mean that he should be a few days short on the income that he typically dedicates to bills which he is otherwise perpetually overdrawn on. I know it's obvious, but logically this means he was either lying about the goal being something separate, or consistently lying about being overdrawn.

 

[Pargon]

It's something that most people do who have their own business it's not fraud.

Generating documents as though you have a paid employee when you a) don't have an actual business and b) don't employ anyone in order to get tax breaks sure smacks of fraud to me but okay. Fun story I guess.

I'll stop derailing the thread. Mods, slap muh dick if I've overstepped.

 

[Salubrious]

Why in the actual fuck does he only play an hour of each game

That's barely enough to get past the starting areas in 99% of the games. He did this shit with Bloodstained, he did the same with Stalker

And his desktop is a fucking mess, his room is a fucking mess. What do you expect from someone who works his ass off all day?

When he had a marathon right after Sekiro came out, someone asked him to play just Sekiro the whole time (he had just started) and he said that he couldn't because some people might not like Sekiro.

I have a theory that DSP believes that if he plays five different games, then he can attract five different audiences. Or at least he's scared that if he only plays 1 or 2 games then people might not show up because he believes his audience is completely dependent on the games he's playing.

 

[TheTriggerin']

I didn't like Stalker either to be fair, It's an acquired taste and it really hasn't aged well. But this is barely fun, Just die Phil.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

ResidentSleeper the stream

 

[DiabeticSP]

This new game is boring as fuck so of course Phil is having the most fun yet.

 

[Salubrious]

I love that DSP insists on taking a 15-20 minute break between games so that any chance of growing an audience goes out the window.

3 hours, 34 minutes through 3 games.

Unfortunately for me, Halloween looks like a dud this year due to weather issues.

 

[Shambler]

I didn't like Stalker either to be fair, It's an acquired taste and it really hasn't aged well. But this is barely fun, Just die Phil.

we all know phil's reasoning for disliking things isn't as comples as "i just didn't like it, the gameplay didn't appeal" it all boils down to "i wasn't doing good, this is shit" seeing as he praised bo4 when he won and if he died it was unfair bullshit

 

[TurboSwine]

Those are the schedules he posts on Twitter:

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(https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1088700135771656194)

And why he saves that shit as a .gif? No idea, but it's probably because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, as usual.

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He literally looks like a spoiled petulant child who didn't get the flavor lolly he wanted. Also Phil probably pronounces gif as jif.

 

[Comma]

I love that DSP insists on taking a 15-20 minute break between games so that any chance of growing an audience goes out the window.

3 hours, 34 minutes through 3 games.

Peak was when he showed the costume. Purple = STALKER.

 

[JimiHendrix]

If anyone cares there's now a sound byte of phil saying "Ew, mud people!"

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

God, he looks like such a tool in that costume

 

[SPhobos]

Holy shit this bitchboy ragequit every fucking game lmfao. Idiot should have just told his viewers to fuck off and played Luigi's Mansion all stream. But hey, at least he got to pack in a crazy amount of breaks.

 

[architects]

and without fail, comes the random $100 tip...like clockwork

 

[Muppetmode]

When he had a marathon right after Sekiro came out, someone asked him to play just Sekiro the whole time (he had just started) and he said that he couldn't because some people might not like Sekiro.

I have a theory that DSP believes that if he plays five different games, then he can attract five different audiences. Or at least he's scared that if he only plays 1 or 2 games then people might not show up because he believes his audience is completely dependent on the games he's playing.

I could’ve sworn he said it was because he would get bored playing seikiro for however many hours?

 

[Salubrious]

I could’ve sworn he said it was because he would get bored playing seikiro for however many hours?

He said both.

44 minutes of Blasphemous. 4 hours 18 minutes total through 4 games.

Of course, he blames his fans for nominating shitty games and wasting his money.

Edit: DSP said that "there was no donation drive to have this marathon." King of semantics. Sub goals aren't donations.

 

[Muppetmode]

and without fail, comes the random $100 tip...like clockwork

Was it Jeff? @actually he usually come around the end of the month or is it random at this point?

He said both.

44 minutes of Blasphemous. 4 hours 18 minutes total through 4 games.

Of course, he blames his fans for nominating shitty games and wasting his money.

Edit: DSP said that "there was no donation drive to have this marathon." King of semantics. Sub goals aren't donations.

has he ever had a tips goal for a marathon?
Also he’s complaining about spending over $45 on games he’ll probably only play once but didn’t hesitate to spend money on an “expensive costume that he’ll probably only wear once