2020-06-08 - Onision: "content pirated from my OnlyFans page"

[Water-T]

In related news, Grime shat out a wall of text disavowing his YouTube career and embracing his job as "PORN STAR".

He also shut down both his public and private Discord servers. Funny how he did that right after a mole went on Hansen's show and disclosed that 14 year old girl was admitted to Grime's adults-only Discord...

 

[Angler]

Horrible dick 4/10 would not suck

Unless you're a 14 y/o child he probably wouldn't want you to

Knowing him he'll start grandstanding like he always does, no idea if he'll mention the farms though

I really hope he does. Not everyone seems into this thread (Beauty parlor and everything) but I'd love to see what a more site wide attention would look like, everyone loves a Barbara Streisand effect

 

[The Dude]

I don't blame Gurg for being upset. If I was hung like a Tootsie Roll and got envious every time I saw a roll of dimes, I'd be pretty upset too. Especially if the photos of my shame got leaked and everyone on the internet could see it.

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

I don't blame Gurg for being upset. If I was hung like a Tootsie Roll and got envious every time I saw a roll of dimes, I'd be pretty upset too. Especially if the photos of my shame got leaked and everyone on the internet could see it.

So that's why he goes for young kids! Practicing the old "Its not small if they have nothing to compare it to!" approach. Honestly, I'd take a roll of dimes over Gurg anyday, even after being fondled by everyone in the bank it's probably still cleaner and more satisfying. It's a moot point anyway, I'm over 15 and therefore too old for him.

That DMCA is just too funny. He really is a fucking idiot. Did I miss all the white knights yet or are they still trying to figure out how to setup an account?

 

[heatboss]

Did I miss all the white knights yet or are they still trying to figure out how to setup an account?

There hasn't been any real white knights on the thread since the Hansen arc, but I'm always thinking that they'll show back up

 

[Doubledeckercheese]

In related news, Grime shat out a wall of text disavowing his YouTube career and embracing his job as "PORN STAR".

As if his current nudes weren't disturbing enough; it looks like we'll be seeing more of the baby carrot for years to come

 

[heatboss]

As if his current nudes weren't disturbing enough; it looks like we'll be seeing more of the baby carrot for years to come

I doubt that he'll do this for a long time. But considering that he's resorted to onlyfans for shekels, I might be in this for the long run

 

[Doubledeckercheese]

I doubt that he'll do this for a long time. But considering that he's resorted to onlyfans for shekels, I might be in this for the long run

It's true, he's probably only doing this for his next 15 seconds of fame.

 

[queerape]

As if his current nudes weren't disturbing enough; it looks like we'll be seeing more of the baby carrot for years to come

baby carrot is generous. He probably goes for kiddies because adults wouldn't feel it.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

We would have to. Proof of ownership goes to the heart of the claim. A thorough analysis of his dick would have to be obtained in discovery.

"Your Honor, staff and member of Kiwi Farms are petitioning the court as Official Penis Inspectors, for the duration of the trial"
"Granted, proceed"

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Short dicked nonce

 

[Anonarchy]

baby carrot is generous. He probably goes for kiddies because adults wouldn't feel it.

It’s like that one scene in ant man where Dr. Pym warns him not to go too small or he’d enter the quantum realm, except it’s onision’s lawyers telling him to stop being such a little bitch or his little dick energy would go sub atomic.

 

[Cuck Shack]

I can only imagine the autistic screeching heard from Grug Harbor when Onision read Null's reply.

 

[kyantdlr]

Funny how he says this, isn't he basically a sex worker?

 

[Niggaplease]

Funny how he says this, isn't he basically a sex worker?

Will he pay taxes?

 

[Anonarchy]

Will he pay taxes?

Oh, the money I’d pay to see an IRS Tax Evasion V.s Prenium Snapchat thots, but instead with Onision all over again, just to watch in wonder and chuckle at how the fuck anyone’s life could’ve reached such a point. Really activated my almonds how anyone can fuck up so bad.

 

[Niggaplease]

Oh, the money I’d pay to see an IRS Tax Evasion V.s Prenium Snapchat thots, but instead with Onision all over again, just to watch in wonder and chuckle at how the fuck anyone’s life could’ve reached such a point. Really activated my almonds how anyone can fuck up so bad.

that's if he makes enough to warrant a thot audit.

 

[Water-T]

Will he pay taxes?

LOL. Even after his Turbotax fuck-up, I suspect that Grog still thinks he's smarter than the IRS and either will believe that he doesn't have report his OnlyFans income, or he'll try to claim his house and the free Amazon gifts as "business deductions".

 

[Ducky!]

Gargle is the type to claim the rope he uses to tie underage girls up in his basement is a business deduction

 

[No. 7 cat]

"Your Honor, staff and member of Kiwi Farms are petitioning the court as Official Penis Inspectors, for the duration of the trial"
"Granted, proceed"

We can show our accreditation with the Antient and Worshipful Corporation of Penis Inspectors, if required.