2020-12-03 - FBI inquiry into post threatening political violence

[Cats]

relevant

 

[AnOminous]

To add on, SIg has been banned before for spam and whatnot and he always likes to fuck with Null and see how far it will make Null to get pissed.

Well apparently bringing the feds to our door was enough.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Well apparently bringing the feds to our door was enough.

On the bright side, almost every good Scorsese movie has involved the Feds in some capacity so maybe Null will get his own movie deal one day

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

sigsegv will be missed an amount of people

 

[Jones McCann]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

 

[Revo]

I think that I and other users knew that @SIGSEGV is gonna be banned somehow, since he managed too make null and a few mods/jannies mad at him.

 

[AnOminous]

sigsegv will be missed an amount of people

He shitposted too close to the sun.

 

[Cats]

He shitposted too close to the *Moon.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'm dying, send help.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Dear FBI,

I am responsible for every crime you have investigated within the U.S. that has gone unsolved for the past 40 years and would like to turn myself in. Here is my address:

4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

Please note 2200 EST is my bed time. Please come get me before then.
P.S. bring some body bags

 

[Bongocat]

The FBI is now in possession of bear computer.

 

[AnOminous]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Tenement Funster Jr.

 

[Pee Cola]

I’m guessing that if your jokepost specifies a date, location, and details of your intentions (such as the weapon you will use) that’s when the FBI procedures lean toward “If we don’t at least look into it and then this specific shit happens...”

Makes you wonder how many times have the Feds have turned up to 4210 Wolfetown Road, Cherokee NC 28719...

 

[constant exposure]

I feel obliged to disclose I'm a fed. I'm with the DEA. I was sent here to look into a potent new drug with the street name "copium" - apparently it's been found in very high concentrations around these parts. If you have any information, please contact me at sissybimbobarbi@yandex.com

 

[The Pink Panther]

I feel obliged to disclose I'm a fed. I'm with the DEA. I was sent here to look into a potent new drug with the street name "copium" - apparently it's been found in very high concentrations around these parts. If you have any information, please contact me at sissybimbobarbi@yandex.com

What are its syntopms?

 

[Ruin]

What are its syntopms?

Being gay, his drug turned the fucking Kiwis gay.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Not sure what to say here since it sucks that SIG was banned, but this makes my drawing of Trump and Colin Kaepernick stepping on an ISIS flag look less shitposty:

What can I say: in retrospect, I had serious problems when I drew this

 

[AnOminous]

I feel obliged to disclose I'm a fed. I'm with the DEA. I was sent here to look into a potent new drug with the street name "copium" - apparently it's been found in very high concentrations around these parts. If you have any information, please contact me at sissybimbobarbi@yandex.com

You feds are dumb. The cool new drug is actually seethium.

 

[Ruin]

You feds are dumb. The cool new drug is actually seethium.

When you think about it feds are just jannies with badges.