2020 Lolcow Death Pool

[Syaoran Li]

With 2019 nearing its end, a new decade is upon us and since a thread like this is likely inevitable, I might as well be the first to post it.

Which lolcow do you think is going to die in 2020 or even the 2020's decade in general?

Personally, I think Barb will finally give up the ghost in the early 2020's, as will Tommy Tooter.

I could honestly see Zoe Quinn attempt suicide in a bid for attention, same for ContraPoints. I don't think Quinn will intend to succeed, but she could accidentally off herself in a botched cry for attention.

Assuming ADF got the surgery, I'm honestly surprised he hasn't died of sepsis already.

Boogie, Amberlynn, the Slatons, and MovieBob are all very obese.

Onision will be a dead man walking if he ends up in prison. Same for Yaniv, but I think Yaniv is less likely to get busted in 2020 than Onision is.

With CWC, anything can happen once Barb is gone.

Pixyteri is suffering from severe mental illness, likely an untreated form of bipolar disorder. Unless she gets the help she needs, she is at risk.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Boogie/Suicide by alcoholism and Mcdonalds/Summer 2020

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Sad walrus Paige from the munchie megathread is currently hosting multiple anti biotic resistant flesh eating bacteria and is on her 11th (?) Sepsis infection in 2 years. She's currently in a hospice so I don't think she'll last much longer.

 

[Pissmaster]

or even the 2020's decade in general?

All trannies. If suicide doesn't get them, some complication with all their horsepiss injections and cosmetic surgeries will. You can't fuck around with your body's natural chemistry to such a degree and just get away with it. Only the ones who never actually opted for hormones and surgery will live to see 2030.

 

[Coke Pope]

Contrapoints and Yaniv due to liver failure because HRT and their drinking habit.
Call me

 

[I Love Beef]

Spoony (Noah): Suicide. When? As his condition speaks, probably soon.

Zoe Quinn: Killing spree murder suicide. Why? Well, someone needs their attention....

 

[an actual idiot]

Lowtax by alcohol and drug abuse before 2021.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Moviebob
Then any Zoosadists via shankings or raped by BBC cocks. Or suicides.

 

[Sam Losco]

Sargon's hopes and dreams died along with UKIP after that election.

 

[Neko GF]

It's hard to pick one due to the number of hamplanets and 41%ers here. Ultimately decided to go with Barb due to the fact that she is clearly in poor health, is a hamplanet, is a fossil, lives in a shithole and that I'm shocked that she hasn't died yet. I also wouldn't be surprised if Onision, Yaniv, Boogie, Contrapoints and Zoe Quinn at the very least attempt suicide.

 

[The Last Stand]

I hope it's Barb. That hag lived long enough to see her son turn into a laughingstock on the Internet. Lord knows what goes on in that house.

If she makes it through 2020, she has no soul.

 

[Maskull]

There are few things that so viscerally disgust me as much as @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg. I pray he's dead by end of next year.

 

[Calculus]

Contra. Boozy suicide when he gets a frankenvag and it predictably turns into a rotting flesh hole.

 

[Shield Breaker]

No Spoony? Without the girlfriend who is going to stop him from offing himself?

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Tammy Slaton before August. Fat related heart trouble, or just the fat crushing her lungs and starving her brain of oxygen a la Strikerwolf.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

No Spoony? Without the girlfriend who is going to stop him from offing himself?

His narcissism.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I'm arguing for onion boy. I could actually see his house getting raided by the police, and him trying to rush them with a knife, or something, and then getting lit up.

 

[glossdrop]

I'm arguing for onion boy. I could actually see his house getting raided by the police, and him trying to rush them with a knife, or something, and then getting lit up.

Onion is too much of a narc pussy to actually do anything that'd get himself killed like that. I definitely see him an heroing if he gets put in the slammer though.

 

[soggy churro]

I just want Sargoon of a troon to be caught fucking a tranny.

Onion is too much of a narc pussy to actually do anything that'd get himself killed like that. I definitely see him an heroing if he gets put in the slammer though.

Do you think he'd get the chance to an hero? How tf do inmates even find out who is a pedo anyways?

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Onision would die easily in jail:
No soft Californian boys for him...he'll be a bottom bitch, no VEGAN MEALS (the horror) no access to youtube (maybe??)
If the police ass kicking/inmates don't do him in: He WOULD kill himself.