2021-04-07 - Patrick Sean Tomlinson subpoenas Cloudflare

[Cool Dog]

Hand over your Cloudflare account number and nobody gets hurt, child.
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Is that a .22 model?

 

[break these cuffs]

Is that a .22 model?

It looks like just a 16" P90 to me, but I am no expert. A quick joogle image search of .22 conversions shows up some telltale differences between them and the real thing. Whoever owns that just needs to Form 1 to an SBR it because what the fuck is the point of owning a PDW memegun if you have a 16" barrel on the fucking thing?

 

[Caverlock]

Apparently, his lawyers turned their homework in at the last minute, so the page wasn't updated until today.




https://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetail.html?caseNo=2021CV000500&countyNo=40&index=0 (captcha prevents archiving)

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Porsalin did a pretty entertaining documentary on Fatrick in early 2019, he has hardcore TDS and he's a massive star wars fan who spends all of his money on that shit. Here's the archive.
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Imagine being an adult and also being a simp for a series of movies made for children.

 

[GHTD]

Let it be known to the court that Patrick Sean Tomlinson raped me as a child and has continued to pay money for my silence to this day.

 

[pearlslam]

I don't know whether to laugh about it or cry at his sad existence for wanting to sue 60 of us. Reporting for the sue-happy pissant.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

I don't know whether to laugh about it or cry at his sad existence for wanting to sue 60 of us. Reporting for the sue-happy pissant.

Hey, look at it this way, if we were a gay ops trolling website, there's nothing we could do to annoy him that would be more annoying, laborious and inconvenient than filing a lawsuit.
He's paying for it, too, he's trolling himself and we didn't have to move a finger.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Hard agree. He never let's his guard down, he thinks he always needs to be right, no matter what, in every case. This tweet is one of my favorites to illustrate the point.
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"They aren't weeds, child. It's a clover garden, and I actually have the best lawn in the city". And this is why people fuck with him so much. He will give you a reaction no matter how insignificant the offense is. Vindictive cunt.

Sue that bunny. Take everything he owns!

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know whether to laugh about it or cry at his sad existence for wanting to sue 60 of us. Reporting for the sue-happy pissant.

I'm just sort of astounded 60 people even know this fat retard even exists. I'd never heard of him, his shitty thread, or his dumbfuck mongoloid existence.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

I like the whole discussion about the viability of native plants in gardens, as if Patrick ever made a conscious decision about it and didn't just let weeds overtake his yard because he's a lazy lardass.

A country is one of the least specific pieces of personal info there is it's like

Maybe he lives in a country like San Marino which has a population of like five hundred people and three goats. Ever consider that?

 

[Uncle Ben's]

A country is one of the least specific pieces of personal info there is it's like

Ask me how I know you're a teenager from twitter.

 

[Heavybean]

I like the whole discussion about the viability of native plants in gardens, as if Patrick ever made a conscious decision about it and didn't just let weeds overtake his yard because he's a lazy lardass.


Maybe he lives in a country like San Marino which has a population of like five hundred people and three goats. Ever consider that?

If San Marino has only 500 people in it he's extremely unlikely to live there

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

If San Marino has only 500 people in it he's extremely unlikely to live there

I know you're a newfriend so I'll forgive your ignorance, but Null has confirmed on multiple occasions that 66% of Kiwi IPs are based in microstate taxhavens. Lolcow watching is quite literally a patrician activity.

 

[Fictional Character]

A country is one of the least specific pieces of personal info there is it's like

As a proud citizen of Liechtenstein, I agree.

 

[lolwatagain]

Apparently, his lawyers turned their homework in at the last minute, so the page wasn't updated until today.

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https://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetail.html?caseNo=2021CV000500&countyNo=40&index=0 (captcha prevents archiving)

>Motion for Leave to File an Amended Complaint
Is he filing suit against hundreds of John Does now?

 

[break these cuffs]

Is he filing suit against hundreds of John Does now?

I've been hoping for him to do this since the thread went up. Just think about his reading his threads seething, cataloging each and every farmer so he can make sure to extract his pound of flesh from each of us. Every couple of weeks he calls up his lawyers and screeches at them to add more defendants. It would be hilarious and elevate this lolsuit beyond just a retard getting milked by his unscrupulous lawyers.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I'm only behind six proxies, and I don't give a FUCK.

 

[pearlslam]

>Motion for Leave to File an Amended Complaint
Is he filing suit against hundreds of John Does now?

Assuming the fact that I can't get my hands on the actual complaint, who knows.

 

[lolwatagain]

Assuming the fact that I can't get my hands on the actual complaint, who knows.

It doesn't look like there's any way to get a copy of the docket without going to the courthouse records office.

 

[pearlslam]

It doesn't look like there's any way to get a copy of the docket without going to the courthouse records office.

Yeah, that should be illegal federally, but that is just my opinion on the matter.