2021-04-07 - Patrick Sean Tomlinson subpoenas Cloudflare

[Leopold II of Belgium]

Having absolutely no clue in legal matters, I'm just curious... is there any use in this at all?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Even better, Porsalin has a great mini-documentary about this guy. I don't know why he pulls stunts like this, since it's literally how everyone found out about him in the first place.

Porsalin's video is missing one little detail - Patrick claimed that he fought with nazis at some convention, when in reality it was a group of conservatives, who protested against pedo shit in modern scifi books.

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[Marshal Mannerheim]

Dear Mr Resto, Esq.,
I enclose my response to your client's request to subpoena me for posting in his thread on the Kiwi Farms. Please read it thoroughly and take a note of any important parts, as they may be used in any future lawsuit.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot? 2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Yours sincerely,
Carl Gustav Emil Mannerheim,
Marshal of the Republic of Finland and professional shitposter.

 

[Merry]

Appears to be this person.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/

Be aware this thread is likely the target of his next subpoena and user information in it may be legally requested.

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And here's why you use a VPN bros

 

[oddish]

I told you that you should make an O&A subforum. I told it'd be fun,
If y'all looking for more supplementary material on Pat besides the Porslin video, my man Turk also made a few videos documenting what's been going on with him over the last few years. The audio is bad, but they're pretty informative.

 

[Null]

I told you that you should make an O&A subforum. I told it'd be fun,
If y'all looking for more supplementary material on Pat besides the Porslin video, my man Turk also made a few videos documenting what's been going on with him over the last few years. The audio is bad, but they're pretty informative.

We considered it but the O&A community was deemed too angry and tawwwksick for the forum.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Fuck you Fattrick you fat faggot

 

[Lewisite]

Is this what happens when you hire a budget lawyer?

 

[break these cuffs]

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Is this what happens when you hire a budget lawyer?

The lawyer was actually very high priced, unfortunately he is also a phone poster who's autocorrect is out of control.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I just skimmed the first and last pages of his thread to see what he was all about.

Being a tiresome, aggressively overcompensating cunt is clearly what he's all about.

Oh, and he's fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[7he47r0n]

And here's why you use a VPN bros

Or live in a lawless hellhole.

 

[Angry Shoes]

You can't just subpoenoa people's IPs like that, right?

It does seem really heavy handed to just say "give me all the info you have on these people" with no explanation or pretense.

 

[7he47r0n]

You can't just subpoenoa people's IPs like that, right?

My knowledge on the General Data Protection Regulation, a set of laws and regulations concerning the protection of one's personal information within the European Union, is somewhat limited, but in general, the courts would tell Mr. Tomlinson to kindly fuck off. Every single service carrier would follow suit. The vast majority of them wouldn't even deem him with an answer.

 

[Vetti]

Kiss your freedom goodbye, children.

 

[usernames can change now!]

I just skimmed the first and last pages of his thread to see what he was all about.

Being a tiresome, aggressively overcompensating cunt is clearly what he's all about.

Oh, and he's fat and I would not have sex with him.

Now listen here, CHILD

 

[The Demon]

Seems like a weird request. He wants to sue 60 people, so he subpoena's an unrelated entity to produce documents on the owners of another entity upon which (pressumingly) the 60 people post. Why take such a roundabout route?

Cause he's not smart

 

[sperginity]

I can’t remember the details exactly, but I saw on Reddit once some pretty compelling claims that Patrick Tomlinson kills and eats black babies. Shocking if true!

I am politically opposed to cannibalism perpetrated against babies of color (BoC) and yet again came perilously close to supporting the work of racist cannibals. thank God I read this comment before I bought his book.

 

[Spergichu]

Dear Mr Resto, Esq.,
I enclose my response to your client's request to subpoena me for posting in his thread on the Kiwi Farms. Please read it thoroughly and take a note of any important parts, as they may be used in any future lawsuit.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot? 2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Yours sincerely,
Carl Gustav Emil Mannerheim,
Marshal of the Republic of Finland and professional shitposter.

I always beat myself up over the time I drove right past this shop on a road trip and didn't stop.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I always beat myself up over the time I drove right past this shop on a road trip and didn't stop.

If I ever visit the colonies, I'll try and go there.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Will this brave soul finally stop the mysterious hacker known as Kiwifarms?