Rejected! 2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

This glowie fuck is getting on her knees and begging us to stop, lmao fuck her.

 

[FearsReality]

Nah, when she has a whole ass category about herself you don’t just remove that

Normally I’d be the nice guy and say “yeah, we can remove it” but no no no, keep this shit the fuck up

on top of that, she’s not even a minor (shes 20 iirc) so I don’t see any good reason to remove her category

 

[Matt Damon]

And still powerless.

At least they're self-aware enough to realize their powerlessness.

Dumber parents would've attempted to threaten and bully and become lolcows in their own right.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Anyone who voted delete is a sock or simp.

 

[Ape]

Keep.

 

[Siphon Cypher]

I see your request, and raise you a middle finger.

Janke's acting jank.

 

[veri]

hey bella if you’re reading this, it’s not just the farms talking about you. if you’re going to go through the effort and money for these written statements, better start writing them up for twitter, instagram, etc. might take you a while though

 

[Astyanax Skamandrios]

Dude. Your client was being a psycho hose beast long before she caught the farms attention. All we did is complie, archive & talk about her & her fuckedupedness. You going to ask everyone/page/platform that talks about her to delete everything, a lot of it SHE posted herself? Consequences are a thing. Enjoy yours, fungus feet.

 

[Looney Troons]

Get fucked, Janke

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

If she was just someone who was simply being an idiot, I would be tempted to vote yes. Like if she was just an edgelord being edgy that is one thing, but when you cross the line in actively causing harm to other people and little animals no. Boiling an animals alive, spiking your "friends", plotting to drive people into suicide, the list goes on. She seems to be a danger to the public. I am voting no.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

however null plays it, her parents' former employer is something that should be weighed into the decision. because I am cautious I would respond that a compromise might be feasible, and as show of good faith require login like A&H while you "take the required time to consider the options" or something. then proceed to perpetually kick the can of action down the road, becoming ever harder to reach as interest in her eventually burns out as all internet stories do. I would not want to know any "sensitive health information" because the site deals only in publicly available information.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

How could anyone wish to destroy such a novel and beautiful fungal specimen? Keep it!

 

[Calamity]

Who would even take her on as a client seeing the shit shes done to animals? Fuck her.

 

[Uncle Buck]

If nothing else, that attorney will never make it with the firm of Lolcow & Lolcow, LLP; way too nice and conciliatory.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

She should forever be an example of what happens when you act like a psychopath on the internet

"Smallest of mistakes"
Yeah like boiling animals and plotting a suicide

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Be a shitty troll, pay the Kiwi toll.

I only regret there is no option to have her publically whipped with Chris' DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS for being a fuckup asshole troll of the worst kind.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Awwwww is the internet fame you craved not all it's cracked up to be little glowspawn? Don't forget: you're here forever.

 

[Kurphy C. Danish]

lol get boiled bitch

 

[Some JERK]

This is a better way to attempt to get information taken down, but I see no acknowledgement of responsibility in that letter. We didn't just pull her name out of a giant hat and decide to make fun of her. Aside from encouraging someone to rape their elderly mother and sitting on proof that it was happening, she boiled hamsters alive and is probably responsible for her dog's amputations and untimely death.


Twist in the wind, bitch.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I'm voting keep, but also think the final call is obviously @Null's. If he doesn't want the bullshit of a lawsuit from a deep pocketed glowie, I will fully understand.

Some battles are worth fighting, some aren't. Even if you're completely in the right.