Rejected! 2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.

[Archeops]

I'm voting to keep this Whore of Babylon's thread/offending pages up, it's the least we can do to honor the memories of those poor hamsters she boiled alive and Max the Doxxhound.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Tell that to Louis CK. Tell that to Lindsey Ellis. Tell that to anyone else who has been punished for something they have said over 7 years prior.

No. The internet will never forget.

That could more depend on what politics you hold.

 

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If someone wants to make a quick buck, compile all the info in her threads into an eBook and put it on Kindle.

"Isabella Loretta Janke: The Insane Troll that Convinced an Internet Celebrity to Rape his Own Mother" by Kiwi Farmer, $2.99 on Amazon would be absolutely hilarious.

Edit: Don't actually do this, her glow in the dark parents will dox you, feds will show up to your house to intimidate you, and you'll be sued off of Amazon.

 

[Spoonomancer]

fuck her and her glowie family lmao

 

[Pickle Suited Vicar]

I think "punished in perpetuity" would be a perfect fit for her, even though simply having a list of disgusting things she's done isn't even a fraction of the punishment she deserves. Still though, its nice to have some confirmation that she is upset by this. Sorry fungus cunt, daddy's money and connections just aren't enough to save you this time. Maybe it's time to learn to tie a noose.

 

[Pyra]

I'm voting to keep this Whore of Babylon's thread/offending pages up, it's the least we can do to honor the memories of those poor hamsters she boiled alive and Max the Doxxhound.

I think it'd be extra funny to post her picture on the front page and point out who she is. She wanted to be famous. She just didn't realize to be careful what you wish for.

 

[Fareal]

Tell you what, let's take it down when Chris is out of jail/off probation/off parole. Whichever of those dates is the latest. Until then you two can enjoy your consequences together.

 

[Monolith]

I'm shocked that there's a double digit number of deletes.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

"surely one must not be punished in perpetuity?"

The bitch ain't even been punished once.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Hell no! This cunt and her worthless glownigger parents need their lives absolutely in ruins.

sick bitch wants it to end? There’s always suicide

 

[Sugriva]

All glowies deserve the Terry special.

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

haha this is pretty funny

 

[evilsponge]

Pet sadists get no sympathy

 

[Dickens Cider]

My vote? Oh hell no. I’d love to know what the “super sekkrit justifications and rest of the story” is but not at the expense of memory holing all the stupid shit this cunt did. If Null can tell an entire government to piss off, one fungus baby and her daddy’s high priced lawyers ain’t nothing. We are record keepers and shit talkers. That’s about it.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

You earned your "E-FAME" fungitoes.

DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE HERE FOREVER.

 

[Klokateer636]

Absolutely fucking not!

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

No. She's got a couple of years long string of unflattering christmas lights trailing her and shining a light on her behavior at this point.

I would like her to provide context though, that could be fun.

 

[Pickle Suited Vicar]

Tell you what, let's take it down when Chris is out of jail/off probation/off parole. Whichever of those dates is the latest. Until then you two can enjoy your consequences together.

Tell you what, let's take it down when Max and the hamsters make accounts on here and confirm their identity, and that they are alive and well

 

[Czechem Republic]

Maybe when she provides vagoo pics

Dude. Eww. I wouldn't hit that with a rented dick.

also fuck off glowniggers. "Want to put it behind you" yeah right. You deserve infamy, in the historical sense of the word. I want "janke" to become synonymous with "horrible nasty bitch".

 

[SandyCat]

"I know I bullied a classmate to suicide, goaded a autistic man into fucking his mother, boiled hamsters alive, abused my other pets, and bragged about raping classmates but I just want to put this all behind me and move on with life please delete the thread "

How did she think this would go?