Rejected! 2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.

[usernames can change now!]

I'm genuinely interested in the facts that would cast a different light upon her besides what has been compiled here.

She is an adult and made herself an integral part of CWC's life, so just forgetting about her isn't possible at this point. When you become a celebrity, the spotlight is always on you.

Hell, if I were her, I'd figure out a way to monetize the fame. Sometimes its best to ride with the wave.

she should sell commemorative mushrooms

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

get fucked you psychopathic cunt.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

No, Janke.

Duke Nukem -eat shit and die

youtu.be

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Glowdad ponied up for some lawyers, eh?

Fuck off, Porta-Bella. The internet never forgets.

 

[Natsuki]

Oh Isabella web aren't going to forget this. So grab tour daddy's money and tour lawyer and tale us to court to explain how this shit which has a crap ton evidence is false

 

[Witthel]

It is fun to be a contrarian sometimes. I don’t think there are really good arguments for deleting, but it is still amusing to vote that way.

I'd bet that all the votes for delete were made just so her cancerous subforum gets removed.

Can't say I really blame them either.

 

[Koop]

AND THEY'LL RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP.
Keep it up forever. And give them the best response you can come up with. She should be sitting next to Chris in jail for the shit she's done.

 

[twozero]

At least they used a capital I in Internet.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsHcx9JWswE

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

She made her own bed. Her psychotic behaviour needs to be preserved to protect others in the future.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

Bitch should have trooned out and faked suicide. Maybe then she'd have some twitter faggots and brain damaged journos in her corner. It stays. Swim fucker swim.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Never once has this bitch seemed remorseful. In fact, fairly recently, her YouTube account was discovered and she posted a disturbing video of a hamster with references to the Fatal Attraction bunny boiling scene (now deleted, but archived here). My guess is that she’s started to have some real life problems, and I give exactly zero fucks.

Best troll in history, amirite?

 

[Fandom Trash]

Keep.

She didn't have her own dedicated sub forum for no reason.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Bella has been greenlit, its officially on sight.

 

[NotYourMom]

According to his resume, Lambert's a business contract and litigation attorney. Why is he representing Janke?

Also, No.

I wonder if it is the same Ben Lambert who has something to do with this online reputation management company: https://www.blueoceanglobaltech.com/blog/ben-lambert-lawyer-interview/

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Funny enough I’d support removal for just about anybody who came to you decently. But this cunt has three strikes:
1. Daddy’s DDOS box
2. Going through a lolyer
3. Being Isabella Janke

get fucked

 

[Death Grip]

Well the lawyer has done a modicum of research and actually thought about how to approach this to a higher degree than most of these kind of requests I have read on here. Shame we don't want to loose prime milk.

Don't worry Bella, people with fungus infections can still find love.

People who have a scat fetish and boil hamsters alive, not so much.

 

[D_Tractor]

Even their official web page 404's when you try to actually click "Learn More" on the "About US" page for Mr. John Lambert....

International Business Lawyers, Estate Planning Attorneys | Lambert Worldwide

We are not your typical business lawyers and estate planning attorneys - that's a good thing. Our practical solutions are based on real-world, life experiences.

lambertworldwide.com

My spidey senses are tingling....

About Ben Lambert | Lambert Worldwide

J. Benjamin Lambert is an innovative business lawyer and international attorney serving individuals and businesses in the LGBT community.

web.archive.org

About John B. Lambert | Lambert Worldwide

archived 10 Sep 2021 19:27:15 UTC

archive.is

His full name is JOHN BENJAMIN LAMBERT and his email on the NYCourts.gov is blambert@lambertworldwide.com - why did he go from going by his middle name to his first name?
His website makes a big selling point of him being LGBTQ+.

 

[The Midnight Rapist]

 

[Kazukifaen]

Go for a hard line approach. No mercy

KEEP!

Ah! Look 80+ simps and counting.