2023 Security Check-up Reminder

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I refuse to believe people were not using burner emails for a site like that.
Let me open the leak text file with all the addresses and search gmail and...
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why the hell do people constantly take nude selfies on themselves for their loved ones and save it on their computer?
Horny people are some of the dumbest people on the internet, thinking with your penis or vagina lowers your IQ by 200 points automatically.
It's really funny when they get their stuff leaked too, there's at least one gold nugget of embarrassing logs, photos, videos, etc.
 
Man, this hacking stuff always gets me paranoid.

Good thing I have gone back and deleted just about any account on any website that I don't use anymore. I got rid of all my social media. And I try not to put myself in the cross hairs of someone with weapons grade autism.
I'm also gonna get around to changing my passwords for my emails and shit soon, nothing I have is compromised but I change everything up every few years to be safe.
 
Download KeePassXC, think up a really long passphrase with at least 120 entropy, then all your other passwords can be individual random symbol scribbles generated by the program with as much entropy as you want. Congratulations, your passwords are uncrackable and you're immune to breaches unless you download a keylogger. Just make sure you have a few usb sticks with the vault file laying around as insurance, you don't want to lose that.
 
I'm also gonna get around to changing my passwords for my emails and shit soon, nothing I have is compromised but I change everything up every few years to be safe.
As long as they're solid passwords to begin with, this probably isn't worth the trouble. Even serious hacks almost never leak passwords as plaintext (it shouldn't even be possible) and it would take an infeasibly long time to brute force them.
 
I'm also ditching LastPass. Had an IT vendor at work today tell us that it's not safe anymore.
Well yeah, their employees are dumb asses who don't know how to update shit and think working from home in the security business is a good idea and it will probably die with all of the lawsuits coming in.
that's the one that plugs everyone into the Microsoft niggerword scanner correcr
They both do now. I believe there's a way to block it though, but you can also play on an older edition
 
Who the fuck uses a password manager?
Never forget, you can't hack a pen and paper.

You can lose it in a drawer somewhere, but you'll find it as soon as you stop looking for it.

Possible Woman Moment ™️, but I refuse to have any passwords available online, including a password manager, saved via browser, etc. Got a notebook with a lock on it and a hidden key. If someone’s breaking into my house, I have more problems than my Protonmail account getting hacked.

You could spend a pretty chunk of change installing security and alarms for your new car— or, you could buy a $40 steering wheel lock, 1970s style. Sometimes what always worked, still works.
 
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