Postmortem 2024-12-01 death by destiny

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Thanks jooosh

 

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Something is fucked (other than Kiwifarms being apparently hosted on one single server with no redundancy) because one specific bookmark is going somewhere weird.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/virtual-youtubers-vtubers-chuubas.69525/post-19977973

Takes me to a Dragon Age thread.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Give me sneed or death.

 

[Can't Stand Ya]

I can't believe one tiny Cock Goblin has caused so much destruction.

 

[Xev]

Maybe the internet was always destined to be destroyed one ugly cock at a time

 

[neverendingmidi]

While I'm sorry to hear hardware was just a problem, I am glad it wasn't something like ISPs being dicks.

 

[Gamepads]

Something is fucked (other than Kiwifarms being apparently hosted on one single server with no redundancy) because one specific bookmark is going somewhere weird.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/virtual-youtubers-vtubers-chuubas.69525/post-19977973

Takes me to a Dragon Age thread.

Cause your bookmarked post is from that time gap that has been lost. So post 19977973 is now in that DA thread.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Something is fucked (other than Kiwifarms being apparently hosted on one single server with no redundancy) because one specific bookmark is going somewhere weird.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/virtual-youtubers-vtubers-chuubas.69525/post-19977973

Takes me to a Dragon Age thread.

Is it because because the bookmark is for post number X, which is now, thanks to the rollback, a different post?

 

[Oxyjen]

Typical Monday-after-Thanksgiving work experience

Dreading the clock-in myself after so many days out of the yolk of oppression

It’s “yoke”, Haramburger.

Never mind, the alien invasion is today.

 

[Don Yagon]

Couldn't log in last night after the farms went back up because 2FA page would just redirect back to login form, glad it's fixed.

We're waiting on 200 MILLION+ rows of xf_user_alerts importing over 8 fucking hours. All of this shit is just "Dipshit faggot retard rated your post autistic" over and over and over again for 10 years.

So why not clean up this table once in a while? Delete all read notifications older than, say, a week, and unread that's older than N months. I recall there's been some peroformance issues on KF Pleroma instance that were also solved by cleaning up notifications table, so it'll make sense to do here as well.

 

[Kulee Baba]

So the lesson of the day is to kill Kiwifarms all a lolcow has to do is leak video of them sucking cock. I now know where Liz Fong Jones is headed.

Seriously thank you for your service Dear Sneeder. I know we still got one month left for 2024 but I think this has been one of the best years for KF when it comes to server stability.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Gonna be a surge of tranny cock sucking videos released now desperate to emulate destinys short lived victory!

If dong gone posts a video of him sucking cock on the farms i swear i will go blind way before he does

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

>site crash of election 2024
>site crash of destiny sucking dick 2024

what did they mean by this?

 

[stupid fufu]

if I need one video of Destiny gobbling cock, I need it four times.

I want this framed on my fucking wall

 

[Revolver Salesman]

keep it up nully boy blue

 

[Rotollo 2]

thank you feeder for restoring the site after the second destiny penis surge hit the kiwi towers. i can finally sneed again

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Someone under the xitter announcement said there was a pun to be made from the whole shebang, so I'm here to deliver.
Destiny blows a man, the Farms blows a fuse.

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

Just as I got out of the addiction, null has to pull me back in.

 

[missnaptime]

i was going through sneed withdrawals. thank you, father feeder.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I wake up. Is the Farms up today? It simultaneously exists in a state of autistic resilience and of #DroppedByDestinysCock. I won't know until I open the browser and observe the state of the Farms.

This is Quantum Sneed.