Postmortem 2024-12-01 death by destiny

Thank you, Jersh.

You're my favourite capitalist and deserve the respect according to that title.
 
I saw you logged in just to see Destiny’s thread,
To watch that nasty clip that you just had to spread.
But then the server groaned and moaned and shat the bed.

Oh-a, oh-a

They wished to see a Twitch fag suck a cock again
The page just froze, it couldn’t cope with all the strain,
It all just crumbled, falling down like heavy rain.

Oh-a-oh,
It’s too much to take,
Oh-a-oh,
The server must break,

Destiny killed the Kiwi Farms
Destiny killed the Kiwi Farms
All the tech, it’s so subpar
Oh-a-a-a-oh

The janny’s scrambling, but the site still remained closed
Unlike Tiny, it couldn’t handle such a load
That's quite some damage from one cock being exposed

Oh-a-oh,
Would it be fixed soon?
Oh-a-oh,
Or did this felt Moon?

Destiny killed the Kiwi Farms
Destiny killed the Kiwi Farms
All the tech, it’s so subpar
We must roll back, it’s gone too far

Oh-a-a-a-oh
Oh-a-a-a-oh

Destiny killed the Kiwi Farms
Destiny killed the Kiwi Farms
All the tech, it’s so subpar
We must roll back, it’s gone too far
Poor Josh’s vacay couldn’t start
He’s sneeding down in Serbia.
 
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I glaze jersh for being a true and honest SRE inspiration and icon ... hours later everything goes to shit lol.

Should've seen it coming tbh.
 
Troon immune the strong KiwiFarms was defeated by a carpet cleaners embarrassing penis, days of sneeding, shitposting and autism stickers are lost to time!

Anyway we are so back!
 
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