2024 Moderator Applications

[Adash]

Don't wish to be a janny, but I'll fill it out cause why not.

 

[Hawks]

Good luck to whoever gets handed that position, jannying ruins a person's mental health. You become bitter towards the community you moderate. Happy sailing!

 

[CumDumpster]

Be cautious of Indians (and I'm not speaking of Indigenous Americans, the worst they do is operate casinos). They'll wreck this site quite badly.

 

[AIDShaver69]

there needs to be a kiwifarms equivalent to this meme
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I don't know why this took me longer than I thought, but give me my asspats.

I will say, being active once only 3 years and managing to do all of this horrid shit is impressive.

 

[UnKillFill]

I'm too pretty to be a jannie.

 

[The Last Stand]

All seriousness, he WILL need new moderation for at least A&N giving the upcoming election.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

All seriousness, he WILL need new moderation for at least A&N giving the upcoming election.

Why would he? We all know that those incel bible-thumper boomers will leave KF once their elderly conman inevitably loses

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Make @Hollywood Hulk Hogan a temporary A&H mod during election night, and then if Kamala wins make him a permanent one.

@Joseph Stalin is the most level-headed, even handed guy. Intelligent, thoughtful, self aware, empathetic. He’d be a trouble free addition.

In all seriousness, @JosephStalin is the best guy for the job. My vote goes to him.

 

[David Brown]

Be cautious of Indians (and I'm not speaking of Indigenous Americans, the worst they do is operate casinos). They'll wreck this site quite badly.

Anyone who listens to MATI knows Jersh is notoriously pro-pajeet so it's a good thing you mentioned this

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Make @Hollywood Hulk Hogan a temporary A&H mod during election night, and then if Kamala wins make him a permanent one.

In all seriousness, @JosephStalin is the best guy for the job. My vote goes to him.

That is fucking amazing.
PLEASE make this happen, it would be the funniest thing ever (mostly because HHH is one of the few oldfags I actually like)

 

[Rap Scallion]

I'm just here for fun. Fun becoming work is a heartbreaking thing eventually. If new jannies get added, please don't ruin your legacy by trooning out.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

That is fucking amazing.
PLEASE make this happen, it would be the funniest thing ever (mostly because HHH is one of the few oldfags I actually like)

I say raise the stakes—if Kamela wins, give him admin rights. If Trump does, permaban.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

josh, if you don’t give me admin permissions in the next week, I’m going to come and rape you.

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

But what if it's a forum you hate? Can I force soyjack party users to write in proper English?

Shut the fuck up nigger.

Anyone who WANTS a position of authority is likely to be the worst possible person for that position of authority.

Except me. I don't give too much of a fuck about the users and would only enforce the rules once in a blue moon.

 

[Glowie]

I distinctly remember applying twice.

This is your brain on DOTA.

There is a reason why your team keeps calling you "Dear Feeder" in chat, chef.

 

[Garamok]

josh, if you don’t give me admin permissions in the next week, I’m going to come and rape you.

Do it. Null got away with raping a lot of people. Someone needs to change the score!

 

[Jacknife]

I would like to moderate just on the side, meaning that every two days when I look at the side anyways I will look out while browsing the stuff I am interested in and clear like two reports off the queue, not sure if Null really wants that

 

[The Stranger]

I put my foot forward, hopefully there's no height requirement.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Alllo Saar, I am very very happy to be applying for the modeeation position as you are needing people to do the needful and I am needing a H1B1 visa before next week. My name is Joawhn… John… Pajeetetibanma

Saar I having many experiences in the moderation, I working for the Reddit, Facebook and Instagram all that the same time and having many good successes in removing hateful content like antisemitism, anti Asian hate and women.

Saar application having problems. Under the options on how to moderate people. You are not having the “let AI decide” operation. I am not understand what “Trust your judgement” is. I am not Judge I am a strong brave Indian technical service adviser. Saar please telling me where to answer in AI Saar and I am happy to be accepting job and removing many many many posts. My sister was recently cooked in oven Saar and I do not want to go back to India even though it’s the besting country in da world.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I nominate @geckogoy sheerly for viyda board mod so we can have an official ss13 server again.