2024 Moderator Applications

[The Good Nigger]

After Josh posted the ask for moderators, I though "Maybe I should apply. I have a bit of time to help going through reports and shit".
But then he said there's over 500 of applicants - so I decided not to, since I'd rather spend my time doing something else and it's not urgently needed.

So, good luck to you retards who actually wanted to do this.

 

[Staticness]

The self-hosted form is shown as “closed” as of November 5th, but I and likely a bunch of other people received a notification that you are now accepting moderator applications as of 2:41 this afternoon. Please do the needful and remedy the situation, Sir. Yes, sir, I am completely incapable of reading the thread and that notification is to inform us that you are reviewing the applications.

 

[ForTheHoard]

It probably doesn't matter but I'd like to withdraw my application.

 

[Sperg Coalition]

>700 people applied to become tranny jannies
>they will do it for free

 

[The Stranger]

Did any new jannies receive their brooms?

 

[Null]

Did any new jannies receive their brooms?

The downtime delayed my decision

 

[Dyn]

Oh boy I can't wait to find out who I'll be bullying.

 

[Rungle]

Oh boy I can't wait to find out who I'll be bullying.

when im janny im constantly going to rename you to: "ballsack nigger" and you will not be able to stop me.

 

[Dyn]

when im janny im constantly going to rename you to: "ballsack nigger" and you will not be able to stop me.

When you're a janny I'm going to find out where you live in real life and rape you in real life and not online.

 

[Pedophobe]

I am throwing my hat for autistic thunderdome mostly because I have few ideas .

Ban everyone you disagree with?

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Ban everyone you disagree with?

Ban anything male ...

No but carving up us politics libtard edition thread since lots of liberal users get banned off the general us politics thread due to sheer volume of reports and crying from the poltard users, making map of the autistic thunderdome general discussions like there are to my knowledge 10 or so threads about specific countries just scattered across 4 forums, canada and Australia are in deep thoughts , China is in happenings under CCP falling any day now thread etc . Russia is somehow melded with pro Russia side of the Ukraine conflict.

Then remove the click bait articles from sticky and stick serious articles and happenings thread for people who just want digest of what shit happened that actually affects people, politics, economy and trade since half of the a&n articles posted are just pure clickbait and slapfights.

Then rewrite the opening posts and titles for few containment threads. Example the woman hate thread there is unofficial you can't bitch about female users there after you got ridiculed by them in other subforums. No new users know about this and get warnings and bans for rules that aren't even written there , i think is ridiculous.

Stuff like that

 

[Dyn]

No new users know about this and get warnings and bans for rules that aren't even written there , i think is ridiculous.

Bullshit I think we should make even more secret rules and punish people for not knowing them.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Bullshit I think we should make even more secret rules and punish people for not knowing them.

Rules should be made up on the spot to punish people I don't like. Especially if they're newfags

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Bullshit I think we should make even more secret rules and punish people for not knowing them.

I fear the day that someone implements the "You must know about this rule" secret rule, thus putting everyone in jeopardy. Thankfully it hasn't been created yet.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I fear the day that someone implements the "You must know about this rule" secret rule, thus putting everyone in jeopardy. Thankfully it hasn't been created yet.

Or has it? You wouldn't know because you aren't cool enough,

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

>700 people applied to become tranny jannies
>they will do it for free

To be fair, a good portion of it is probably troll applications

 

[Dawdler]

So who are our new overlords

 

[Pee Cola]

To be fair, a good portion of it is probably troll applications

I'm guessing 90%. That still leaves 70 legit applications for Null to sift through, which is going to take time.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

To be fair, a good portion of it is probably troll applications

And several probably want access to the back end so they can scrape as much as possible.

 

[DickMain]

The downtime delayed my decision

I didn't realize we were able to change our account names.