2025-03-26 - OFCOM: "Advisory Letter: illegal content risk assessments - your duties under the Online Safety Act 2023"

[Spergichu]

The best part about shitposting on Kiwi Farms is knowing bongs don't know how to. And it's important to shitpost on Kiwi Farms to remind bongs that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life. They're allowed to have fish n' chippy and constant overcast, and knives with no tips. And that's pretty much it. Hey, that's a pretty good shitpost - not that a bong would know. HA HA HAHAHAH HAH HAHAH

 

[Vesperus]

What's the bottom line for this sort of enforcement? Will they actually steal your SOA for the site?

No, but they'll go around kicking in user's doors. You have to remember that these days the bong police are, by design, a bunch of spinless stasi who will ignore thieves but turn up a half-dozen strong for a mean tweet.

 

[Nitro!]

Adding a reminder that Brave has built in tor support could be a good addition, considering it is WAY more user friendly than tor browser

Brave's Tor Browsing mode is for convenience, they recommend using Tor Browser if your personal safety is at risk to cover all the possible leaks. Would argue that this is the case for all UK citizens subjects now.

"If your personal safety depends on remaining anonymous, use the Tor Browser instead."

From the new tab in Tor Browsing mode page, may have been updated in a newer version, can't check now.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Congratulation UK, you are as bad as China but without the balls to just outright say what you censor

 

[Can of Bread]

The U.S. should just invade the U.K. at this point and turn it into a colonial territory. Trump has a casus belli to do it after all their shenanigans in his first term and the 2020 stolen election.
We're not that great, but at least you'd have a Constitutional right to buy guns and not be subject to this speech bullshit (at least the Dems get in again).

Wish the entire west wasn't completely buttfucked at the moment. There's been some decent movements in the short term, but it's hard to overstate how up shit creek without a paddle everyone is.

 

[Ace888Ace]

I think people unfamiliar with our government underestimate how much it prioritizes the appearance of doing something over actually doing something. The primary purpose of this law is to get headlines in the papers about how the government is protecting children from online evil, or along those lines.

Is that an invitation to be blase about OPSEC? Not remotely. But I think it's important to keep in mind.

And before any of you go "but muh Caroline Farrow", I'll make the point with a familiar phrase: the tall poppy gets cut down. That's what we do. We go in hard on poor unfortunates to get headlines so we don't actually have to do anything beyond that, because that's expensive and time consuming.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

Go on Home British Fed Go on Home have you got no homes of your own.

 

[RAT Team Six]

We need the British equivalent of the Tienanmen Square copypasta.

Key Practices for Good Oral Hygiene:

• Brushing:
  Brush your teeth twice a day with fluoride toothpaste, using a soft-bristled toothbrush and a 45-degree angle towards your gums.
• Flossing:
  Clean between teeth regularly, aiming for once a day, using dental floss or other interdental cleaning devices.
• Tongue Cleaning:
  Brush your tongue to remove bacteria, which can contribute to bad breath.
• Mouthwash:
  Use an antibacterial mouthwash daily to help keep harmful bacteria at bay and reduce plaque buildup.
• Regular Dental Visits:
  Visit your dentist for routine check-ups and professional cleanings, which are essential for good oral health.

 

[New Fag]

LOL my token died while reading this thread.

Oh well life and the farms carries on.

 

[AssignedEva]

If you are from the UK and are not seeing this, it is because you already have a token. Once it expires (i.e. your next KiwiFlare page), you will see it.

Ah shit, I hate using Tor. It always takes multiple goes to post my needlessly long rants about how badly PhilosophyTube dresses, and always seems to fuck up my image posting.
For posterity

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

Null isn't telling anyone but he lets Brits in without a VPN if they mail him good, European cheeses. I have a Comté and Gruyere and Saint Augur in my fridge, I'm periodically breaking pieces off and sending it to Josh so he will let me in. It's getting bad, the missus is noticing the disappearing dairy and I'm having to break it down with cornstarch so it stretches for longer.

When will Josh's voracious appetite and oppression of Angloids end?

 

[skykiii]

Saw the news thing saying British users will have to use a VPN or Tor, and was like "Wait.... I thought you already had to use either of those to access KF anyway?"

 

[Axiom.]

Bye Vordrak!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That’s very rude of you to address a prestigious and very important government facility just trying to keep people safe in the internet from harmful facts

Spoiler

Niggers. Nuke the fucking UK for ol Washington

 

[Mullet Man]

It’sh ovah innit?

 

[WelperHelper99]

What do you expect Brits to do about this, Captain Retard? We burned the entire country down last summer over how much we hate the government and without even touching on what they did to the rioters themselves, they imprisoned people for years for standing watching things unfold, or making socialmedia posts that remotely sympathise with rioters in response. People have families and jobs, they're scared shitless of what the government will do to them or their family if they try to protest anything again. The people in the UK live under a tyrannical regime that fucking hates them, your retarded logic is on par with hating people from the GDR or Soviet Union because they happened to be born into a system that exists to oppress them.

Honestly just leave. It's what your ancestors did. None of this is fucking new, the cycle is just repeating. Get on that boat man before they ban the boats too.

 

[AnOminous]

That page gives clear instructions on how Bri'ish Farmers can circumvent their shithole's draconian censorship regime in order to continue Farming.

This is quite literally for the protection of UK users, so that they don't naively wander in here ignoring the warnings and get dragged off to Paki rape prison for years for calling a tranny sir. He did this once when Germany was throwing their weight around, too.

I don't think he did it for New Zealand because nobody gives a flying fuck about New Zealand.

 

[VientreGordo3000]

Risk assessment? Only risk on kiwifarms is getting called a racial slur. Now lets check the UK's stabbing and stinky immigrant rape statistics

The UK is notorious for having a very swift and proper justice system. Just look at how fast they took down this dangerous evil webs*gets ass raped by an illegal muzzy*

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

I can't even laugh at the bongs anymore, I just feel sorry for them now.
Fucking hell

 

[00R-Gundam]

As much as i dislike, the faggotry incarnate thats the UK, i also think our politically cucked kiwis from there should be allowed to shitpost here without any problems. Fuck the UK and i hope i live long enough to see your shitty country burn.