2025-04-29 - OFCOM: Illegal Content Risk Assessment Enforcement Programme

[Rome's rightful successor]

Just another day on depression island. Thank God I'm not British.

 

[smolpp]

I hate our faggot government. And no , I'm not using a VPN. I only use one to grant an auth token then switch it off. So I can browse for a day still on a UK IP. If @Null wants to change this, might be a good idea but idk or care.

Does this mean everyone outside of the UK can get an auth token from where they're from and then use their VPN to get an IP address from the UK specifically to browse the farms against ofcoms will? Lol

 

[angery louis]

I don't have anything to contribute, but I'm not missing an opportunity to say fuck the British.

Yeah... me too, fuck them bongers (really hard r)

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

No, Stalker Website, you will comply with our law by banning us from your website. Enjoy prison.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Unblock the UK kiwis. Fuck the British.

You don't know what it's like being stuck on this grey, wet, hellscape island of troons and pajeets.
I need to come here and say niggerfaggot with like minded people and laugh at troons and fat women.
The Bri'ish have fuck all, everything good is gone, you can't take away the little pleasures we have left.

 

[Action Orange]

If only br*ts strived to be half as cool as their rock music has historically been, then they'd be alright. But unfortunately they seem deadset on being the biggest ponces and nonces in the world. Ozzy and Bruce Dickinson shed a single tear, crying Indian style.

Edit: My deepest apologies @Jimmy Dean Bowl for leaving out Lemmy, the God of Bass, so here's a picture of him with his sick ass custom Rickenbacker as a peace offering.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

i'm pretty sure they had a smug face while writing that shit. lol

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

If only br*ts strived to be half as cool as their rock music has historically been, then they'd be alright. But unfortunately they seem deadset on being the biggest ponces and nonces in the world. Ozzy and Bruce Dickinson shed a single tear, crying Indian style.

Leaving out Lemmy, for shame

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

This is nothing more then a veiled threat.

We're not going to do anything right now but we still can on the future if we want too

Its desperate cope. But dangerous cope, some cUK bureaucrats is seething right now and when they get the chance they will strike back.

Good thing the cUk will only be as round for a few more years before the Britsh Caliphate happens.

 

[08903248752]

Jersh jannie and UK police jannies in total alliance to fuck seething britoids

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Good boy Josh

 

[JusesJeece]

One step at a time for bong land, it will happen, this is but a setback for them.

Only really a setback for lolcows based in the UK. They now have absolutely no legal recourse against anything on the site.

 

[NoddingOut]

Does this mean everyone outside of the UK can get an auth token from where they're from and then use their VPN to get an IP address from the UK specifically to browse the farms against ofcoms will? Lol

Yes, if I can do it then I guess it works both ways

 

[Kier Starmer]

lolcow gossip website = evil

Muslim rapists = good

I hate the British immensely.

 

[NoddingOut]

If only br*ts strived to be half as cool as their rock music has historically been, then they'd be alright. But unfortunately they seem deadset on being the biggest ponces and nonces in the world. Ozzy and Bruce Dickinson shed a single tear, crying Indian style.

Edit: My deepest apologies @Jimmy Dean Bowl for leaving out Lemmy, the God of Bass, so here's a picture of him with his sick ass custom Rickenbacker as a peace offering.
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Off topic but I once caught a pick thrown by lemmy into the crowd, got my hand stamped on real good.

 

[JusesJeece]

The British get BBC as their sole source of entertainment, and I’m not talking about the TV channel.

All the porn is going in July. Man, I can't wait for the lulz when that happens.

 

[Pee Cola]

Things that make one go Hmmmm...

we have decided not to proceed with issuing an information notice requesting a copy of the written record of the illegal content risk assessment conducted in respect of Kiwi Farms at this time

although we are not issuing an information notice at this time, we may revisit this matter in future, taking account of any relevant evidence (including about whether your service is in scope).

I suspect this is an indefinite stay rather than Total Kiwi Victory.

It feels like OFCOM have reserved the right to go after the Farms again should further changes to Bri'ish legislation embolden them to do so, such as a ban on the use of VPNs or something like that.

This is nothing more then a veiled threat.

We're not going to do anything right now but we still can on the future if we want too

Bingo.

I sincerely hope that Null's anonymous pro-bono legal representative on this matter continues to have ears of the relevant decision makers in Washington. From my armchair, the issue of attempted overreach by the Bri'ish in attempting to force UK laws onto American entities seems just a tiny bit unconstitutional to me (though to be fair I know sfa about the US Constitiution because I don't live there).

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Interesting note, the Whitehouse was doing one of their "new media" pressers the other day, and Winston Marshall was the only Brit invited. He got two questions with Leavitt
1) Vance had said "No free speech, no trade deal" in relation to the UK, how's that going. - Leavitt pretty much gave non-answer - Trump loves the UK (fair enough his mammy was a Scot), he loves and respects Starmer (laying it on a bit thick there, love.) etc.
2)In the light of British people being arrested for silent prayer, non-crime hate incidents being used as a tool of the state and political speech being prosecuted, would Brits have a route to asylum to the US on political persecution and speech grounds.
Now this stumped her a bit more, and she said it seemed certainly a concern that she would bring up with the administration.
Possibly another non-answer, but not a complete shut down.

ETA: Vance, in a context clip show by Marshall, is absolutely streaming mad
about the UK having the audacity to attempt to impose it's laws on US tech companies. Furious.

 

[Jex]

>Fuck off you have no power here

*Smuckles*
Ah, splendid. By acknowledging that I have no true power here in this specific context, you are inadvertently acknowledging that I hold some influence nonetheless. For why else would you feel compelled to point out the limitations of my jurisdiction if not for the subtle, creeping pressure I have applied merely through my presence?

Yes yes, the beauty lies in the irony. The very act of dismissing me is itself a confirmation of my relevance. And so, without lifting a single regulatory finger, without drafting even the meekest of compliance notices, I have caused you to contort, to squirm, to react.

And what is power, if not the ability to elicit change without direct action? I have woven a tapestry of bureaucratic ambiguity so dense, so labyrinthine, that your only choice was to acknowledge me. In doing so, you have stepped willingly into the web of my nonbinding guidelines.

So let us not pretend that this was anything but a masterstroke on my part. For once again, you have been ensnared in the velvet trap of passive oversight.

You have been…
consulted, gently overseen.

And now, as the sun sets on another day of nonenforcement, I lean back in my ergonomic office chair funded by taxpayer pounds, sip tepid tea from my “World’s Most Advisory Regulator” mug, and update my risk register with a satisfied sigh.

For I am and shall forever remain
The Observant Watcher of Consequence Free Declarations
Assistant to the Junior Deputy of Public Communications
A Proud Servant of the Crown in the Department of Doing Absolutely Nothing But With Great Confidence

 

[Same Shit Different Ass]

Bong Kiwis need a VPN

don't they need a licence for that?