Back from the Recording Studio with the anti OFCOM anthem.
Thanks to the lovely Ophelia Balls for providing her oral services:
It was just another day on the 'Farms
When an email sent to Josh caused alarm.
'Your site is dangerous and is causing us trouble;
If you don't comply, we'll reduce it to rubble!'
OFCOM, OFCOM
Oh, you've got it wrong
There's nothing you can do and we're singing this song:
OFCOM, OFCOM
Why are you such mongs?
Better shut your mouths and go back where you belong.
Now the 'Farms is a place that is spicy
but what you now propose is quite dicey;
To cause a website like that such restrictions
Do you think that PC Plod has jurisdiction?
It's now August and the Brits are still here;
The battle is already lost, cry your tears
Oh, so offended by those dank Far Right Memes
but not nudists flogging insurance, it seems?
OFCOM, OFCOM
Oh, you've got it wrong
There's nothing you can do and we're singing this song:
OFCOM, OFCOM
Sucking Starmer's dong
Talking out your backside and causing a foul pong!
OFCOM, OFCOM
Oh, you've got it wrong
There's nothing you can do and we're singing this song:
OFCOM, OFCOM
Why are you such mongs?
Better shut your mouths and go back where you belong.
OFCOM, OFCOM
Oh, you've got it wrong
There's nothing you can do and we're singing this song:
OFCOM, OFCOM
Sucking Starmer's dong
Talking out your backside and causing a foul pong!
We're still here on the 'Farms and we're still standing strong!