[25 Sept. 2019] TheQuartering makes a video about DSP + The interview - Both appear to have agreed to do an interview. The lolcow crossover is here

Will Phil dodge the interview?

  • No, he will actually do it so he can be a victim fielding softball questions

    Votes: 37 46.3%
  • Yes, he will suddenly be too sick

    Votes: 6 7.5%
  • Yes, he will become "concerned" about his "family"

    Votes: 16 20.0%
  • Yes, he will figure out that Quartering doesn't give a gnat's fart about him

    Votes: 3 3.8%
  • Yes, he will decide he's going to be trolled by the chat and/or host

    Votes: 18 22.5%

  • Total voters
    80
  • Poll closed .
If they do livestream together, they can both get sloshed as Quarter Pounder had a habit of getting drunk and streaming and making an ass out of himself.
 
Isn't this the same guy?
 

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My favorite part of this so far is Phil revealing that during his very special time he uses to reconnect and communicate with his viewers for an hour plus every single day he's really just fucking around on his phone, not paying attention, and idiotically babbling.

It's not like it was unknown, but it was nice of him to spell out exactly what he's doing behind the slideshow during pre-streams.
 
My favorite part of this so far is Phil revealing that during his very special time he uses to reconnect and communicate with his viewers for an hour plus every single day he's really just fucking around on his phone, not paying attention, and idiotically babbling.

It's not like it was unknown, but it was nice of him to spell out exactly what he's doing behind the slideshow during pre-streams.
reads his script and fucks around on his phone. Twitter dsp is pure backpedal dsp and stream dsp is pure sausage
 
Although I like a few of them (or maybe just a few select videos), YouTubers like The Quartering, Heel Vs. Baby Face, Yong Yea and others are basically low-hanging-fruit grabbers, they'll make daily long-winded uploads about everything and anything that is even remotely newsworthy in gaming in that particular day - often doing what happens in this video, which is reading news articles for the audience (can you get more low-effort than that, really)? If you dispute this fact, just going to see how often they post the same opinions about the same thing on the same day is all the proof you need.

What surprises me is that The Quartering is so desperate for content that he suddenly needs to talk about DSP? At this point "outrage culture" is more relevant than DSP himself. Phil has been utterly irrelevant for a long time now, outside the community that watches him ironically (including Kiwi Farms). I doubt even 1% of his daily watchers even know who DSP is.
 
I hope Phil does speak to this guy, even if it is just softball questions. It'll be the first genuine interaction between Phil and another person we've had in years. It'll be interesting to see how warped his brain has become from the isolation.
 
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I hope Phil does speak to this guy, even if it is just softball questions. It'll be the first genuine interaction between Phil and another person we've had in years. It'll be interesting to see how warped his brain has become from the isolation.
Yuuuuuuuge outside chance.

There are celebrities with legitimate handlers who are willing to face tougher questioning than Philliam. The Absolutely Safe Capsule must never, and will never, be penetrated.
 
Although I like a few of them (or maybe just a few select videos), YouTubers like The Quartering, Heel Vs. Baby Face, Yong Yea and others are basically low-hanging-fruit grabbers, they'll make daily long-winded uploads about everything and anything that is even remotely newsworthy in gaming in that particular day - often doing what happens in this video, which is reading news articles for the audience (can you get more low-effort than that, really)? If you dispute this fact, just going to see how often they post the same opinions about the same thing on the same day is all the proof you need.

What surprises me is that The Quartering is so desperate for content that he suddenly needs to talk about DSP? At this point "outrage culture" is more relevant than DSP himself. Phil has been utterly irrelevant for a long time now, outside the community that watches him ironically (including Kiwi Farms). I doubt even 1% of his daily watchers even know who DSP is.
I dream for the day when YongYea stops crying about everything
 
The basic gist of the Quartering video was the fact that all three articles on DSP were very similar and that was the main takeaway from the video. Everything else on DSP I already knew but think when Quartering has such a large outreach like he has, the first video on DSP should be kinda soft basic filler shit so people have a understanding of who DSP is. If people want to hear about the shit that DSP does on the weekly basis, well, there are enough channels that do summaries and clips content.

I do hope that DSP ends up talking to Quartering because on a live stream on Youtube the chat would eat him up and if the questions are a little soft they'll come after Quartering as well.
 
"DSP is someone we need on the internet. He needs us, we need him. Period. THIS IS WHY WE NEED DSP LEAVE HIM ALONE! YOU CANT CANCEL HIM!!!"


Jeremy, no.

Fucking stop. I already had a dislike to your content to begin with but watching you suck the gunt of Dave makes me want to vomit. He is a sociopathic asshat who manipulates legitimately mentally ill people in his fucking chat(we have outted so many of these mentally ill people who claim to be pro DSP that I feel safe in saying this). You fucking started this shit video saying you had no fucking idea about DSP other than what troll channels and fredknicks video said. Even then it seems like you didn't retain anything of value from them and just are spouting memes like a fucking redditor.


Fuck off Jeremy, just fuck right off
 
I'll tell you exactly how this will go down.

"I was supposed to talk to the Quartering but he never sent me an email"

"I did send DSP an email and he never responded"

"Umm, no! I never got an email!"

"Well I sent multiple emails and he never replied. It's been a month now and it isn't relevant anymore. I don't care."
It's funny how often this exact same series of interactions has played out before. The pre-"modern era" podcast interviews, the LTG grudge match, the Wings of Redemption co-op, the more recent podcasts
 
"DSP is someone we need on the internet. He needs us, we need him. Period. THIS IS WHY WE NEED DSP LEAVE HIM ALONE! YOU CANT CANCEL HIM!!!"


Jeremy, no.

Fucking stop. I already had a dislike to your content to begin with but watching you suck the gunt of Dave makes me want to vomit. He is a sociopathic asshat who manipulates legitimately mentally ill people in his fucking chat(we have outted so many of these mentally ill people who claim to be pro DSP that I feel safe in saying this). You fucking started this shit video saying you had no fucking idea about DSP other than what troll channels and fredknicks video said. Even then it seems like you didn't retain anything of value from them and just are spouting memes like a fucking redditor.


Fuck off Jeremy, just fuck right off
I thought there was a weird edit there where Quartering was like yeah we need him on the internet to make fun of him or something to that effect. I also think think that if these articles were to bring DSP down his hubris won't falter at all. DSP needs his paypigs to leave him one by one and for his collapse to be on a public stage bigger than these websites, then he'll learn his lesson.

Quartering isn't a outlet for breaking down DSP's habits and I don't get why people are expecting him to. Mrhuttstuff has market covered, in some cases is he'll have a video up before DSP even finishes streaming. Bottom-line those articles were a lazy way to try and take down DSP, they were half-assed and the authors of each article obviously copies off each other to avoid watching more DSP content.

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"But why aren't were on YOUR stream Phil?!"
"But why aren't were on YOUR stream Phil?!"
"But why aren't were on YOUR stream Phil?!"

Is him saying "spicy" some kind of meme?

It's what he perceives to be his "branding"; he refers to the videos where he gives no opinions as "spicy takes", and has essentially touted them as something his potential "targets" need to be scared shitless of earning for themselves should they ever cross him.
 
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this is going to be such a fucking trainwreck holy shit i gotta get snacks for that
Hate to rate you optimistic, but Phil will back out like he does from everything. It will be the trolls fault, and there was nothing he could do. Hope I'm wrong though.
 
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Wait.
Hold on.
Is this sleazy scam artist really going to try to handwave away the "Racist Jokes Are Okay, Gout Jokes Are Bad" rant he did, by flat-out lying and claiming that he was distracted and wasn't paying attention to the word salad he was emitting?
It's on video!
He stopped playing Minecraft, and leaned back into his masturbation sofa in order to give the rant his full attention.
He sounded like an idiot, not because he was speaking distractedly, but because his entire premise was idiotic.
Just take the L, you gaslighting sleazeball.

Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell needs your money.
He really does.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell needs your money to . . . pay his bills.
 
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