[25 Sept. 2019] TheQuartering makes a video about DSP + The interview - Both appear to have agreed to do an interview. The lolcow crossover is here

[Slander Man]

Pros:

1. We get to see Phil try to hold a real life conversation with another human.
2. Quarter could swerve us all and actually hit Phil with some hard hitting questions. I don't think his video was as positive as Phil thinks it was.
3. Phil is going to be exposed to a lot of fresh, virgin eyes. Something our little pet lolcow has expressed negatively towards in the past. "I don't want to be popular dood!" The more exposure his begging and scamming ways receive, the more likely Twitch steps in.
4. The memes
5. A change of pace. Let's face it, this season has been boring as fuck.
6. Phil might cancel with an obvious lie of an excuse and turn quarter and his fans against him.
7. We might get an answer to "where did the cum go?"

Cons:

1. Quarter sucks his dick the entire stream. We just hear the same story that we do every single pre stream.
2. Phil gains a new whale.

I'm all for the interview just for the possibility of it blowing up in ol Phillip's face. And the memes.

Having said that, I believe Phil will cancel the interview because he is so afraid of not being in control. This is a live human who can immediately speak back to him with his voice, not some keyboard warrior whom Phil can just ignore and BAN if he doesn't agree with what's being said. "Snort* IMMEDIATELY after I agreed to do the interview, this guy *thumb toward the wall* JUMPED on Twitter and started hitting up my detractors for questions. *stares at camera, eyes wide, nodding his head* *snake laugh* *snort* *lip smack* So the interview is off and it's HIS fault. I HAVE to protect my family."

 

[Wurstbrot]

In case it gets canceled I expect this:

So.
People actually.
Uhm
People told me that the Quah-ti-rahng is actually a troll? Okay? I knew it. I knew it from the very beginning. People are out there to make money from my 11 year heritage, right, because they have no talents of themselfs *insecure laugh*. So, fuck this guy, right, I really mean it.

Or any other excuse and made up lie to throw him under the bus. However I would like to vote for every "Yes" in the poll as they all get true sooner or later.

 

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See, this is the kind of stuff that would make someone start to a-log towards Dave. He's always boring but when some soyboys like jeremy jumps head first into the DSP tism vortex and immediately starts sucking Dave's dick you'll get spergs really angry and wanting to do something about it. I expect that if Dave goes and does this stream and Jeremy continues to mouthfuck Dave on how great he is and how we need him, you'll see some detractors pop up to really try to fuck with Dave and Jeremy over the coming weeks.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

See, this is the kind of stuff that would make someone start to a-log towards Dave. He's always boring but when some soyboys like jeremy jumps head first into the DSP tism vortex and immediately starts sucking Dave's dick you'll get spergs really angry and wanting to do something about it. I expect that if Dave goes and does this stream and Jeremy continues to mouthfuck Dave on how great he is and how we need him, you'll see some detractors pop up to really try to fuck with Dave and Jeremy over the coming weeks.

That will be hands down me, I'm not even hiding it. If people say to not interfere with a cow that should go both ways, not just to not troll him. If you troll shield him you're just as interfering.

 

[Comma]

And again DSP refused to talk about the interview when asked about it, a day before it's supposed to be recorded and two days before supposedly being published.

Clip:

'If and when I want to talk about that, I will. You've noticed I haven't mentioned it yet, so I'm not saying shit.'

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Ok I got my question ready: Do you (Phil) honestly believe the things you say in fighting games or is it at this point just canned routine and part of a character? I'm talking about all the times you refer to the netcode, companies XYZ don't know what they're doing with character balance and how everyone that beats you didn't do it cleanly rather they used online tactics as you claim.

 

[Sparkletor]

"Phil, what do you think about cancel culture?"

"Well in 2008 I lost my job at the helicopter factory out of nowhere..."

 

[Wake me up]

'If and when I want to talk about that, I will. You've noticed I haven't mentioned it yet, so I'm not saying shit.'

Cold text is truly incapable of translating how much hatred, loathing and anger Phil dispenses when talking to his stream. You read it, it sounds fine, you hear it, it's like it's another thing completely, even if the words are exactly the same.

 

[Near]

"Phil, what do you think about cancel culture?"

"Well in 2008 I lost my job at the helicopter factory out of nowhere..."

"When i MOVED... to the state of Washington in 2014..."

 

[Salubrious]

Here, let me preview the interview for you.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

And again DSP refused to talk about the interview when asked about it, a day before it's supposed to be recorded and two days before supposedly being published.

Clip:
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'If and when I want to talk about that, I will. You've noticed I haven't mentioned it yet, so I'm not saying shit.'

I think he's trying a new strategy here. He's keeping it on the hush so us detractors don't fuck it up by harassing Jeremy.

 

[actually]

I think he's trying a new strategy here. He's keeping it on the hush so us detractors don't fuck it up by harassing Jeremy.

Only counterpoint here is that Quartering is actively soliciting questions from specific detractors (Memeology and Gundam) as well as people in general on Twitter. Of course, he's still saying that questions about money "probably won't be answered", so it sounds like he's still going to be a total puss about it.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Only counterpoint here is that Quartering is actively soliciting questions from specific detractors (Memeology and Gundam) as well as people in general on Twitter. Of course, he's still saying that questions about money "probably won't be answered", so it sounds like he's still going to be a total puss about it.

The only reason he's asking for detractor questions is because he doesn't know shit about DSP. No matter what the questions are I doubt there will be any answer we haven't heard before on a pre-stream.

Recently on a Tevin re-stream the topic about questions came up and someone asked Tevin for his. He basically said "What are you going to lie about now?" and this seems like the best question. Anything DSP will say in this interview will be the usual things we've heard.

"This happened a million years ago"
"I was bad but I changed, now I'm good"
"I used to say bad things, now I say good things and I'm pahsitive"
"Protect my family", yadda yadda.
"They twist my words/take them out of context"
"They misunderstood me"

 

[Salubrious]

'If and when I want to talk about that, I will. You've noticed I haven't mentioned it yet, so I'm not saying shit.'

DSP doesn't have any idea how social media works.

Like any true narcissist that wants to control the narrative, the only thing fans are allowed to know about are the things that he himself tells them. Anything that he hasn't mentioned counts as stalking.

Found Kat's old Youtube channel? Stalking.
Any of DSP's public records? Stalking.
Asking him what places he's going on vacation? Stalking.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Ok I got my question ready: Do you (Phil) honestly believe the things you say in fighting games or is it at this point just canned routine and part of a character? I'm talking about all the times you refer to the netcode, companies XYZ don't know what they're doing with character balance and how everyone that beats you didn't do it cleanly rather they used online tactics as you claim.

He's gone into this before, and if i recall.. the reactions are mostly fake and excessive. This is for the sake of entertainment and his legacy character "The King of Hate".
His complaints however are all legitimate issues, 100 percent of the time, every time.

He believes in everything he says, but he clowns it up for the sake of the stream viewers.

 

[Comma]

Update:

DSP has now confirmed he's doing the interview. Not when or how, but at least he confirmed it.

 

[Muppetmode]

Update:

DSP has now confirmed he's doing the interview. Not when or how, but at least he confirmed it.

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Don’t have the clip because mobile but he also mentioned later on that he didn’t know how the interview was going to be done. Goes on to state that a written one would be boring and everyone wants audio now a days. He also kept dodging/ignoring questions about when the interview was

 

[SowonNation]

So apparently, QuarterPounder did confirm in Phil's chat that Phil actually agreed to participate in the interview, and he replied to him after all. However.. shortly after QuarterPounder stood up for Phil, who is obviously not answering any questions in regards to the interview:

tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn.. right, Phil?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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dsp gonna memory hole this right after he says "the dood never emailed me. nothing i could do" just like every other time

 

[DankSydePhil]

So much for the interview folks