Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[The Judean People's Front]

Optional Caesareans are mostly done by lazy rich people. You can't tell me she didn't deliberately force them to do that.

A hopefully relevant power level: had a baby in the recent-ish history, and when I asked if I'd have to have a Caesarean because of a potential complication, my (seemingly very normal and professional) OB responded with "no, unless you want one." I was flabbergasted. I asked why on Earth I'd "want" one, and he just shrugged and was like "some women want a C-section and we try to accommodate when possible."

Reason I bring this up: am not rich. I think it's just how health insurance companies and doctors operate in the US nowadays. It makes the doctors some good money and all that, so when an idiot who doesn't get that C-sections are an emergency intervention sign up for major elective surgery rather than a few days of pain, docs are like ok cool.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

No Becky social outing would be complete without a sassy Cubana child don't need no parents rant:

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Or a set of demonic photos that aren't exactly a ringing endorsement of modern reform Judaism as an arbiter of morality:

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Becky, who spent months saying how mean it was that people thought her only value was in her reproductive capabilities, now agrees with this assessment, and declares her work for the world finished, so she can kill herself now. Or SAVE herself now. Hannah has saved her life, which isn't at all a fucked up burden to put on a little baby.

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TFW you can't stop thinking about how great this all is since now you can finally kill yourself, since you've finished your "magnum opus" like Charlotte in Charlotte's Web.


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Hannah's definitely-not-creepy no sirree godparents, one of whom (the one obsessed with little girls) seems to have worn some kind of Disney princess dress to this occasion:

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It's totally normal for mom to go to bed while dad and his "friends" have fun with the baby! They'll take great care of her, honest! Becky knows because it's how she was raised and she turned out great:

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But then, the naming ceremony is in the past. The party is literally and figuratively over. So we have the crash.

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lol she’s only considering this “apology tour” because the most recent pump n dumper told her she was acting insane and expecting way too much. Crying about how some dude who’s barely known her for a few months “abandoned” her and her newborn sealed the deal for that guy, imagine trying to get your dick wet and the crazy bitch expects you to play daddy to prove your loyalty.

She wants him back in the fold and her xitter monologues haven’t done the trick. I can’t wait for the meltdown when he’s not receptive or responsive and she bitches about how abusive it is to not accept the apology.

 

[AnOminous]

It makes the doctors some good money and all that, so when an idiot who doesn't get that C-sections are an emergency intervention sign up for major elective surgery rather than a few days of pain, docs are like ok cool.

I honestly don't understand why women do that. I get that childbirth is unpleasant and painful but when it's over it's over. Things (usually) go back to (almost) previous conditions especially if they put a little effort into it. Meanwhile a C-section leaves a permanent ugly scar and now the woman is recovering from major surgery while also having a newborn.

Crying about how some dude who’s barely known her for a few months “abandoned” her and her newborn sealed the deal for that guy, imagine trying to get your dick wet and the crazy bitch expects you to play daddy to prove your loyalty.

What did she expect chasing some dude who was obviously a pregnancy fetishist? You're not preggo any more bitch.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I honestly don't understand why women do that. I get that childbirth is unpleasant and painful but when it's over it's over. Things (usually) go back to (almost) previous conditions especially if they put a little effort into it.

I think I may have identified the issue.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I'm beginning to think Bex believes carrying and giving birth to Hannah was all the work she needed to do.

I actually think she genuinely believes this. Her rant the other day backs my thinking that Bex went thru the IVF and pregnancy more for Daniel - otherwise she would of spent the rest of her days dodging it, she doesn't act like someone who really wanted a baby (at least for reasons outside the selfish ones)

She does seem to buy into the idea that it takes a village, which yeah - that helps. But she's acting like her involvement is whatever at this point.

As a note to anyone newer, Bex used to suicide bait all the time on Xitter and the ONLY reason she's quit is because people report it and then her account gets a time out. So now we just get these "I'm just living till x" posts that skirt the line.

The depression posts suggests she's been baiting a lot recently. If she does it to the cucks I'm sure nobody will stop her openly complaining Hannah is going to make her an hero just for being a kid with needs.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She wants him back in the fold and her xitter monologues haven’t done the trick. I can’t wait for the meltdown when he’s not receptive or responsive and she bitches about how abusive it is to not accept the apology.

He’ll be promoted to rapist. She’ll outright claim that him fucking her and then abandoning her was abuse. Then she’ll shift along to “he lied to get my consent” and then “I didn’t consent.”

Her status as eternal slampig is symptomatic of her minimal effort approach to life. Relationships are hard and love takes time. Sure, you can get a guy interested right away if you back azz on the first date, but it’s not a recipe for long-term interest. And so she keeps being disappointed that the latest balding fatty she put out for immediately is not willing to go the distance.

I honestly find her relationship issues fascinating. What is it that makes her act like this? A spoiled upbringing? BPD? Autism? Actual abuse? I’d love to hear from an actual psychiatrist.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

He’ll be promoted to rapist. She’ll outright claim that him fucking her and then abandoning her was abuse. Then she’ll shift along to “he lied to get my consent” and then “I didn’t consent.”

Her status as eternal slampig is symptomatic of her minimal effort approach to life. Relationships are hard and love takes time. Sure, you can get a guy interested right away if you back azz on the first date, but it’s not a recipe for long-term interest. And so she keeps being disappointed that the latest balding fatty she put out for immediately is not willing to go the distance.

I honestly find her relationship issues fascinating. What is it that makes her act like this? A spoiled upbringing? BPD? Autism? Actual abuse? I’d love to hear from an actual psychiatrist.

The thing she does where someone is perfect, then they are shitty, then they become completely evil, is splitting. It's best known as a feature of BPD but all it really is, on its own, is a primitive defense mechanism that most people grow out of early in childhood. People figure out that humans are morally ambiguous, with every person being capable of both bad acts and good acts, and that acts done with good intentions can still upset me sometimes. This mechanism can be prominent in a few other disorders as well, and can show up on its own for various reasons in people who don't necessarily have a full on syndrome.

Autists have "black and white thinking" but it doesn't tend to be this specific type of framing where a smear campaign is launched after a perceived betrayal.

There's also the question of how much she believes her framing and how much she just thinks it's something that works to get her what she wants. These are the kind of things you would untangle carefully in a therapeutic relationship, that are especially hard to figure out online.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

A hopefully relevant power level: had a baby in the recent-ish history, and when I asked if I'd have to have a Caesarean because of a potential complication, my (seemingly very normal and professional) OB responded with "no, unless you want one." I was flabbergasted. I asked why on Earth I'd "want" one, and he just shrugged and was like "some women want a C-section and we try to accommodate when possible."

Its been 15+ years since my last kid but his mother was offered a C-section also, no complications at all. I assumed they just offer everyone it nowadays?

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I honestly find her relationship issues fascinating. What is it that makes her act like this? A spoiled upbringing? BPD? Autism? Actual abuse? I’d love to hear from an actual pspsychiatrist.

I think her interactions with her bio mother give a good sign on where it came from.

Bex overshares everything so she detailed how she was able to reach out and connect to her bio mother. Mom went from being keen to talk - to telling her to fuck off hours later for daring to reach out to her half sibling. It was very similar to Bex's extreme hot and cold habits. But mom was around for like 5 minutes then quit on the kid with 0 self reflection.

Mami is very controlling too, but she also genuinely unconditionally loves Bex too much to cut her off. I think its a combo of genetics and Mami + Papi spoiled her rotten to make up for her shitty start in life, so she now just believes the world owes her a living.

 

[Panzerfrau]

FFS BECKY YOU DUMB BITCH

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

What is it that makes her act like this?

My professional diagnosis is she's a turbocunt.

Bex overshares everything so she detailed how she was able to reach out and connect to her bio mother. Mom went from being keen to talk - to telling her to fuck off hours later for daring to reach out to her half sibling.

We do need to keep in mind though that Bex lies about and twists everything. Maybe she did or said something that upset her bio mother, maybe it's that and her mother also has a personality disorder. That very unnecessary fib she made about a hairdresser, who confronted her for it, is a really good example of her lying for no reason.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

FFS BECKY YOU DUMB BITCH
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“On my radar” means nothing, despite Becky’s desperate attempt to imply that she is a super-hot vixen and not an obese housewife who hit the wall a decade ago.

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“I like the idea of… learning to love again.”

Confirmation that she doesn’t love either of the cucks or Hannah. Becky is the proof of all my beliefs about poly people: they’re emotional cripples who confuse quantity of love with quality.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I honestly don't understand why women do that. I get that childbirth is unpleasant and painful but when it's over it's over

Birth is scary and dangerous, even in the first world. I get someone wanting to control it. In fact, I think that’s why women concoct these elaborate birth plans today, to feel a semblance of control over a process that’s going to happen whether you like it or not and may take your bladder/taint/baby’s
Brain with it.

(For the record, I’m still not in favor of purely elective C sections.)

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Becky is the confirmation of all my beliefs about poly people: they’re emotional cripples who confuse quantity of love with quality.

that, and they're also very fat

 

[AnOminous]

I get someone wanting to control it.

I get that too, but it just seems the better way to do it is go with the natural process but ameliorate it with all the fun chemicals we have now like in an epidural. Becky was literally too lazy for that and I entirely believe her C section was elective. Too posh to push. It was just so obvious she was going to do that because of the abjectly awful kind of person she is.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I get that too, but it just seems the better way to do it is go with the natural process but ameliorate it with all the fun chemicals we have now like in an epidural. Becky was literally too lazy for that and I entirely believe her C section was elective. Too posh to push. It was just so obvious she was going to do that because of the abjectly awful kind of person she is.

Isn't the problem also doctors who want to leave in the afternoon, and it taking too long...? Not saying Bex would have ever done a vaginal birth, but cesareans are way too normalized, and she's just a cog in that system.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

“Too posh to push” really only works as long as you Google exactly zero possible complications of c-sections. Yoinking a baby out the sunroof is not something a woman should opt into, just for funsies. Also, epidurals work fantastically well during labor (at least all of mine did) but you don’t get to go home with one afterwards and recovery is still painful.

There really is no pain-free, lazy childbirth and postpartum recovery because no matter how you get the kid out, the mother still has to heal from the baby’s exit. The dinner-plate sized internal wound from where the placenta used to be attached to the inside of the uterus takes weeks to heal under optimal conditions, even without the possible c-section incision.

If Becky-Boo’s only crime was complaining about Hannah’s birth, she would be no different from literally 9/10 other women who didn’t have a blast in labor and delivery.

 

[AnOminous]

“Too posh to push” really only works as long as you Google exactly zero possible complications of c-sections. Yoinking a baby out the sunroof is not something a woman should opt into, just for funsies.

I agree and I think it's a terrible fucking idea. Now, not having a uterus personally, I am not really in a position to say anything authoritative about it, but even without one, I am capable of understanding other people's situation to some extent, and think doing this electively is utterly stupid.

The birth canal exists for actual reasons, and just bypassing it out of pure laziness is, well, pure Bex behavior.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Maybe we should start posting things like "what pretty guy is going to want to see that scar across her fat gunt?"

I mean, not that want to criticize a woman for having a scar or anything since I don't believe that, but it still feels like something I need to tell all of Bex's doctors, therapists, government officials, etc. you know?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Now the majority of people who knew Hannah in her first 3 weeks are no longer in their lives 5 weeks later (aka Bex's boyfriend didn't pass the shit test). Becca also now had the "pregnancy from hell," even though she had no real complications and gave birth early term without having to go through the last, most miserable weeks:



Sounds like a tough time! Medicines changing, mental breakdowns, newborn baby, new crushes, people leaving her life. I know what would make this situation better:



Becky is surprised most of her "Jewish friends" had never attended a made-up ceremony like the one she had. And we find out that once Hannah's a year old, then Becky will no longer use her for social media clout.