28 Jun 2015 - Half-assed suicide baiting

[AnOminous]

He should just tattoo a suicide threat on his forehead.

As much of a lazy fuck as he is, it would save him time making new ones.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

there's already people commenting that he's safe

We were so close.

Better luck next time.

 

[GWash]

He's a free kill now. He already posted the suicide note.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

He's probably going to try to overdose on cough drops or something

I knew I've seen the suicide baiting before

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

No one cares if he kills himself. The way his life is going, frankly he'd be better off. Can you imagine living out the rest of your life with all those awful tattoos?

 

[*Asterisk*]

His suicide attempt will consist of walking down the street and attempting to bump into the shoulder of a black man.

 

[Ariel]

I wonder how many days he'll be off Facebook.

None

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I wonder how many days he'll be off Facebook.

Off facebook? Who said that would happen? He's going to be checking facebook and these forums even more because he wants to see the response.

 

[introman]

I wonder how many days he'll be off Facebook.

Enough days to come back to facebook to remind us of the anniversary of his terrorist attack of July 4th 1997.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Suicide by cop? Only for the officer to feel sorry for this starving creature and hands them a knuckle sandwich instead.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

I guess Huvey couldn't handle a world where it's literally illegal to oppress him.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Not seeing this on his feed so I'm assuming it's a friends only post or it was already taken down.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

He should just tattoo a suicide threat on his forehead.

As much of a lazy fuck as he is, it would save him time making new ones.

He should cover himself from head to toe in suicide threat tattoos. Only by the time that he looks like The Nameless One will he be done.

Maybe he could also branch out from simple suicide threats in doing so. Say, add a few that are threats to police officers lives, that way he can experiment with new and different suicide baiting methods.

 

[☻]

That facebook post triggered me. Does xir even care about xirown readers anymore?

 

[LM 697]

Darn we better shut down the CWCwiki now

 

[Count groudon]

Man, if only his dad was here. He'd totally know what to day to get hoovy though this.

 

[4Macie]

What "suicide threat" is this now? 4?

I've kinda started to see a pattern though. Whenever Phil's "friend activity" dies down to the point where only a handful of the same people are commenting or liking stuff; he does this shit to try and get more people to like him.

Whomever is on his friend's list won't like his rants about hating men because, really, no one cares. BUT if he's screaming about killing himself, at least 15% of his friend's list will comment that they like him and he shouldn't do it.

I give him 13 hours before he's back.

 

[anephric]

This kid threatens suicide like he's summoning Dragonzord. Eventually it'll lose all power and he won't be playing his familiar tune over a rubber knife anymore.

I'm gonna go do my dishes. Someone call me if anything happens in the next ten minutes.

 

[Holdek]

It would be nice if one of his more competent facebook "friends" did he right thing and contact the authorities. ADF is like a spoilt child that needs to take responsibility for his actions and learn that there are consequences for lying... Especially with something as serious as suicide.

I agree, but that would be a waste of emergency resources (and resources that actual taxpayers are paying for).

 

[LM 697]

I agree, but that would be a waste of resources (and resources that actual taxpayers are paying for).

Speaking of resources, let's fund his suicide instead.