28 October 2011

[Some JERK]

I grew up in a small(ish) city, people knew all the crazies if not by name, but by reputation ("the crazy bird lady") etc. People may not know Chris Chandler but they might recognise "the guy with the sign".

The 5th link in a google search of "Ruckersville, Virginia" is currently a link to the CWCki. It's a good bet that a grand number of people in Ruckersville know exactly who he is.

 

[MrTroll]

If he can't see the cops yet, like if someone said they called the cops, he'd bolt, of course.

As far as running from cops in front of him, I think Chris can feel that he's fat and he's not really in good enough shape to run from the cops. Either he'd fold and try to tell (shriek and grunt) his story to the cops or he'd try to run and get caught after 5 or 6 yards of jogging (jiggling).

6 whole yards? Has he been hitting the gym lately?

 

[Thetan]

I still wonder just how many rehearsals Rob Bell made him go through before beating it into his head that he needed to play along. I'm betting at least fifty.

I'm envisioning something involving a car battery or a cattle prod: every time Chris gives the wrong answer..... zap to the extreme!!!!

Mmm yeah.....

 

[SodomyRocket]

I still wonder just how many rehearsals Rob Bell made him go through before beating it into his head that he needed to play along. I'm betting at least fifty.

I'm envisioning something involving a car battery or a cattle prod: every time Chris gives the wrong answer..... zap to the extreme!!!!

Mmm yeah.....

I'm sure Rob Bell had the urge to zap him.

 

[Holdek]

I think it's rather ominous that he sat down and took the time to type out that whole list of his supposed "wrongs" using an iPhone no less.

I wonder what that bodes.

Eh, he always does this. He has a lot of time on his hands.

2. Has Chris learned not to run from the cops? If anything I think this is the only way he's going to end up in jail again.

If he can't see the cops yet, like if someone said they called the cops, he'd bolt, of course.

As far as running from cops in front of him, I think Chris can feel that he's fat and he's not really in good enough shape to run from the cops. Either he'd fold and try to tell (shriek and grunt) his story to the cops or he'd try to run and get caught after 5 or 6 yards of jogging (jiggling).

Well or also "driving away" from the cops...he did this at the first Game PLace incident but wasn't arrested, just detained, IIRC. During the second one he drove away in a manner that's illegal. I guess I'm wondering if he's learned what the laws are regarding evading arrest and leaving the scene of an accident and if he's sufficiently scared of the consequences of violating them.

 

[Marvin]

2. Has Chris learned not to run from the cops? If anything I think this is the only way he's going to end up in jail again.

If he can't see the cops yet, like if someone said they called the cops, he'd bolt, of course.

As far as running from cops in front of him, I think Chris can feel that he's fat and he's not really in good enough shape to run from the cops. Either he'd fold and try to tell (shriek and grunt) his story to the cops or he'd try to run and get caught after 5 or 6 yards of jogging (jiggling).

Well or also "driving away" from the cops...he did this at the first Game PLace incident but wasn't arrested, just detained, IIRC. During the second one he drove away in a manner that's illegal. I guess I'm wondering if he's learned what the laws are regarding evading arrest and leaving the scene of an accident and if he's sufficiently scared of the consequences of violating them.

He doesn't know the specifics about the laws in those sorts of situations, of course. It'd be tied to his emotions, primarily fear. If the cops are pretty close to him, I think he'd be more afraid of getting arrested than getting caught in general. He probably wouldn't try to drive away in that situation. But if the cops are visible, but a bit far away, he'd be more afraid of getting caught and he might think he has a chance of escaping. And of course, all of these comparisons would be scaled to Chris' perspective of the world.

 

[Cid Highwind]

I grew up in a small(ish) city, people knew all the crazies if not by name, but by reputation ("the crazy bird lady") etc. People may not know Chris Chandler but they might recognise "the guy with the sign".

The 5th link in a google search of "Ruckersville, Virginia" is currently a link to the CWCki. It's a good bet that a grand number of people in Ruckersville know exactly who he is.

Oh my fucking god, this is absolutely true! Chris is big time!

 

[Some JERK]

I grew up in a small(ish) city, people knew all the crazies if not by name, but by reputation ("the crazy bird lady") etc. People may not know Chris Chandler but they might recognise "the guy with the sign".

The 5th link in a google search of "Ruckersville, Virginia" is currently a link to the CWCki. It's a good bet that a grand number of people in Ruckersville know exactly who he is.

Oh my fucking god, this is absolutely true! Chris is big time!

Whenever i find myself surprised at how (in)famous Chris is, i remember that he stood up on the largest public stage in the entire history of mankind and acted like a complete shithead-weirdo.

repeatedly.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

And of course, all of these comparisons would be scaled to Chris' perspective of the world.

You mean where all cops are gunning for Chris and Chris alone, and Australia is a few hours' drive from home?

 

[Christ-Chan]

The 5th link in a google search of "Ruckersville, Virginia" is currently a link to the CWCki. It's a good bet that a grand number of people in Ruckersville know exactly who he is.

I would just link it, but the text that comes up under the link just slayed me.

 

[Mourning Dove]

The 5th link in a google search of "Ruckersville, Virginia" is currently a link to the CWCki. It's a good bet that a grand number of people in Ruckersville know exactly who he is.

I would just link it, but the text that comes up under the link just slayed me.

Daaaamn that's a lot of Ruckersville houses for sale...but at least they're nice looking houses.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Daaaamn that's a lot of Ruckersville houses for sale...but at least they're nice looking houses.

Well, it is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town according to Google!

 

[Ruckersvillian]

The 5th link in a google search of "Ruckersville, Virginia" is currently a link to the CWCki. It's a good bet that a grand number of people in Ruckersville know exactly who he is.

Ruckersville: known for being a "bedroom community" to Charlottesville, a gateway to the Blue Ridge mountains....and a manchild who can barely go out in public without getting into trouble.

Terrific.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

The 5th link in a google search of "Ruckersville, Virginia" is currently a link to the CWCki. It's a good bet that a grand number of people in Ruckersville know exactly who he is.

I would just link it, but the text that comes up under the link just slayed me.

That much is true in the search. But also this pops up too http://www.virginia.org/

Note the name of the page in the right hand corner

 

[CatParty]

So around 5:20 pm today

 

[Male]

The 5th link in a google search of "Ruckersville, Virginia" is currently a link to the CWCki. It's a good bet that a grand number of people in Ruckersville know exactly who he is.

IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS

 

[Henry Bemis]

So around 5:20 pm today...

...little do a couple of cops suspect a routine failure-to-stop charge will include a transvestite, broken glasses, and a genie with light brown hair.

And more shit happened...Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

 

[Male]

broken glasses

NOT HIS $324 RX LENS GLASSES

 

[CatParty]

broken glasses

NOT HIS $324 RX LENS GLASSES

GLASS IS EXPENSIVE

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

God I had a nightmare about meeting chris last night. He was all grabby (I'm a guy) and I was in his house and heard his mom holler from the bed "Christian, bring your friend in here I wanna meet him." So we go in there and my version of barb is super morbidly obese confined to a bed snorlax. She starts crying and saying how she just wanted to make I wasn't a troll and that they're on hard times and all, what with her conditions and all. It was about this point she started to projectile vomit all over the bed/room/chris/me exorcist style. We both leave the room, I'm like "Chris you got any cleaning material, you can't let her lay there like that." He said something to the effect of nope not enough money or can't find anything around here(you know how dreams are). So I was trying to make my exit at that point but I said "Listen Chris, You need to go to a dollar general or a walmart you aren't banned at and get some cleaning material. The off brand stuff shouldn't cost more then a dollar a bottle." I then gave him a five and tried to run out to my car, which in this dream appeared to be an old rusted out '66 Rambler. I hurriedly started the engine and it started thankfully and took off all the while the creature known a OPL gave chase. I left him in the dust after a while and probably made it 2 or 3 miles down the road when my Rambler died on me. I pulled off into a ditch and kept trying to restart it over and over to no avail. Then suddenly I see Chris in what I can only assume to be Sonichu (the car) hauling ass and bearing down on my with a crazed look in his eye. The unbridled terror I felt a that point was enough to wake me up out of this nightmare. Anyways, happy anniversary!
*Edit I've included an approximation of my nightmare car, however this is a '65 and the dream version was a '66