28 October 2011

[pickleniggo]

So can we all expect Chris to make a bitter facebook post today? You know, once he wakes up at noon and trudges to one of the McDonalds' he hasn't been banned from.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So can we all expect Chris to make a bitter facebook post today?

Today and every day. Whether it's public, that's another question.

 

[Henry Bemis]

We can probably also guess that Chris and Barb are not much in the mood for talking to each other today.

 

[bradsternum]

God I had a nightmare about meeting chris last night. He was all grabby (I'm a guy) and I was in his house and heard his mom holler from the bed "Christian, bring your friend in here I wanna meet him." So we go in... blah blah blah

Well, isn't that fascinating and relevant.

 

[Sakamoto]

For people who don't work, one day is pretty much like the other. I think the arrival of the is the only significant date on the Chandler calendar, so unless something reminds him of it (like browsing CWCiki or some calling him) this day may go unnoticed by Chris.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'd love it if, by chance, he has another run in with Snyder causing another moment of him panicking and screaming in public again.

Then Chris attempts to send Emmanuel God (my God, this CWCism is better than Godbear) on him for "violating" his own restraining order.

 

[Henry Bemis]

According to his Facebook complain-a-thon on 3 September, he says that there's still stuff going on with the courts. Barb has probation for another year, so is that what he's talking about, or is there something else?

 

[impossibility]

So around 5:20 pm today

Haha, oh wow. This place just has the greatest icons.

Also makes me miss the Aerostar my family had in the mid-90s. We once took a trip to Virginia in it; Charlottesville was one of the stops.

 

[Satoru182]

we are fast approaching the 2 year anniversary of chris's biggest run in with the law.
has anything changed? has he learned anything? did the punishment fit the crime? will he find himself in worse trouble in the future? how much do you think it still burns him that he is banned from such an important place in his life? will he remember this day as opposed to him not doing anything in memory of bob's passing? how would his current days be different if the situation went down in not such a disastrous way?

Announcement: Attention Everyone: Whoever has been capping and discussing my private posts, Please Stop It. I have no intention towards anything online, and my private thoughts I share Only with my Real Friends in my List Only should remain Private as such. And I have not been whining about anyone, so please stop bothering people and telling them that I had. I will never be a member of anything about and/or against me online Ever, so any "kind offers" will be automatically rejected and ignored.

In other words, Leave Me Alone and Quit Talking About Me At All, you pinheaded Trolls!!!

Guess this is the answer.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

We can probably also guess that Chris and Barb are not much in the mood for talking to each other today.

I don't think they're ever in much of a mood to talk with each other anymore. What do they have to say about anything? Chris cares about nothing but vidya, legos, and hating Megan; Barb's mind is probably half turned to mush because all she does is watch Maury all day, with occasional breaks for getting her buttock holes bandaged up.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

buttock holes

Did we ever learn what that was really about?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^Not anything too specific. But my guess is, Barb has some serious medical condition - possibly caused by insects biting her much as they did Bob - and she probably isn't treating it appropriately or effectively.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Did we ever learn what that was really about?

I'd hazard a guess it had something to do with her colitis.

 

[CatParty]

I'm guessing the event horizon of a buttocks hole is pretty intense.

 

[Henry Bemis]

We can probably also guess that Chris and Barb are not much in the mood for talking to each other today.

I don't think they're ever in much of a mood to talk with each other anymore. What do they have to say about anything? Chris cares about nothing but vidya, legos, and hating Megan; Barb's mind is probably half turned to mush because all she does is watch Maury all day, with occasional breaks for getting her buttock holes bandaged up.

I was thinking more along the lines that they're both silently fuming and blaming each other for what happened two years ago, but this works as well.

 

[Holdek]

And more shit happened...Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

I'm surprised he didn't get a resisting arrest charge to boot.

 

[Henry Bemis]

And more shit happened...Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

I'm surprised he didn't get a resisting arrest charge to boot.

I'd imagine it's pretty easy for an officer arresting Chris to pick up that he's not quite all there; there's probably a lot of grey areas when it comes to dealing with the mentally handicapped.

 

[QI 541]

And more shit happened...Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.

I'm surprised he didn't get a resisting arrest charge to boot.

The autism card saves the day again!

 

[Holdek]

Spoiler

God I had a nightmare about meeting chris last night. He was all grabby (I'm a guy) and I was in his house and heard his mom holler from the bed "Christian, bring your friend in here I wanna meet him." So we go in there and my version of barb is super morbidly obese confined to a bed snorlax. She starts crying and saying how she just wanted to make I wasn't a troll and that they're on hard times and all, what with her conditions and all. It was about this point she started to projectile vomit all over the bed/room/chris/me exorcist style. We both leave the room, I'm like "Chris you got any cleaning material, you can't let her lay there like that." He said something to the effect of nope not enough money or can't find anything around here(you know how dreams are). So I was trying to make my exit at that point but I said "Listen Chris, You need to go to a dollar general or a walmart you aren't banned at and get some cleaning material. The off brand stuff shouldn't cost more then a dollar a bottle." I then gave him a five and tried to run out to my car, which in this dream appeared to be an old rusted out '66 Rambler. I hurriedly started the engine and it started thankfully and took off all the while the creature known a OPL gave chase. I left him in the dust after a while and probably made it 2 or 3 miles down the road when my Rambler died on me. I pulled off into a ditch and kept trying to restart it over and over to no avail. Then suddenly I see Chris in what I can only assume to be Sonichu (the car) hauling ass and bearing down on my with a crazed look in his eye. The unbridled terror I felt a that point was enough to wake me up out of this nightmare. Anyways, happy anniversary!
*Edit I've included an approximation of my nightmare car, however this is a '65 and the dream version was a '66

This goes in the dream thread.

Did we ever learn what that was really about?

I'd hazard a guess it had something to do with her colitis.

The Chandlers do seem to have frequent butt problems.

Dimes to dollars Chris doesn't even remember today was the day of the Game PLace incident. Probably just "past greater than two years ago."

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Dimes to dollars Chris doesn't even remember today was the day of the Game PLace incident. Probably just "past greater than two years ago."

There is very little reason for him to even know it's October or 2013. He's usually only awake for about 3 hours of daylight.