[3-8-16] Phil plans to launch another failed gofund me.

"For every one dollar donated I will match with one dollar of my very own ssi disability money"

(ssi disability)
(taxpayer money)

If you buy the bike yourself technically the American people are buying it for you you stupid fuck.
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And of course Phil isn't offering anything in return. It's just "give me money so I can buy shit". At least Chris would offer some kind of token thanks, like a hand drawn picture or medallion or something. Not Phil. Its just "give me shit, and fuck you!"
 
And of course Phil isn't offering anything in return. It's just "give me money so I can buy shit". At least Chris would offer some kind of token thanks, like a hand drawn picture or medallion or something. Not Phil. Its just "give me shit, and fuck you!"
Harel has flip flopped a bit in the last couple hours.
First he wants us to straight up buy him the bike. Then he wants us to bring him the money personally. And now he has a gofundme page.

In the comment section of the "bring me money" status, Harel is stating that not only will he take the money from the Kiwi Agent, he's going to "take care of them" and "I am from Philadelphia. Let them Kiwis get theirs on the street"

So...you'll at least get some entertainment if you give the money to him personally, and by entertainment, I of course mean that you'll get to watch Harel shit himself and do nothing.
 
Harel has flip flopped a bit in the last couple hours.
First he wants us to straight up buy him the bike. Then he wants us to bring him the money personally. And now he has a gofundme page.

In the comment section of the "bring me money" status, Harel is stating that not only will he take the money from the Kiwi Agent, he's going to "take care of them" and "I am from Philadelphia. Let them Kiwis get theirs on the street"

So...you'll at least get some entertainment if you give the money to him personally, and by entertainment, I of course mean that you'll get to watch Harel shit himself and do nothing.

So he's basically being his old hypocritical self and talking out his ass in an attempt to look like a bad ass.
 
How does something you don't own and something that (allegedly) doesn't exist dominate anything?
Actually how do inanimate objects and (allegedly) non-existent sex organs dominate a year?
The same way vague mental concepts and specific shades of color (Battery Blue and Electric Yellow, anyone?) dominate entire experiences. Y'all never met a pureblood Aspie before?

... Harel is stating that not only will he take the money from the Kiwi Agent, he's going to "take care of them" and "I am from Philadelphia. Let them Kiwis get theirs on the street"

Street. Phil. Street. ... PHIL, "street". I think my brain just threw a gear.
Bitch is one of those spoiled white kids who get tattoos and hang around the cash-only alternative-lyfestyle-friendly vegetarian restaurant at 2 AM smoking American Spirits and talking about how the system is so corrupt with their college friends. The same damn ones who get jumpy when they can't avoid that part of town that doesn't have a whole foods co-op.
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"The fuck pig bitch think he gonna do?" were the first words in my head after the cognitive dissonance emergency faded a bit. The "street" I know would leave him mostly naked and bleeding next to some dumpsters behind a boarded up auto shop in North for the way he runs his ignorant white mouth, and my "street" isn't even close to the worst "street" out there.
Fake leather boots don't make you a badass, pig bitch. Now get me some damn smokes and a bottle of good magic. I'm fucking DYING here with this shit.
 
And of course Phil isn't offering anything in return. It's just "give me money so I can buy shit". At least Chris would offer some kind of token thanks, like a hand drawn picture or medallion or something. Not Phil. Its just "give me shit, and fuck you!"
You know there's a big problem when even Chris shit deal was a better deal
 
Once again, I'm amazed by Phil's horrible sense of financial responsibility.

What won't he spend his money on? He won't spend it on new clothes, unless it's bondage gear. He won't spend it on personal hygiene. He won't spend it on rent. So, what will he spend it on? The ugliest tattoos I've ever seen, over-priced coffee drinks, bondage gear (that he never gets to use) and a $900 bike when he can't even ride a bicycle and could buy a $50 bike at a pawn shop! Damn! I mean, it's kinda silly for OPL to spend his money on a bunch of video games, but he's still far more responsible with his tug boat than Phil. I mean, even when he buys something reasonable, like a new pair of shoes, he still has to get a pair that are WAY over priced. Know what I did when I was poor and I needed new shoes? I went to Walmart and bought the $10 cheapie shoes. Phil gets $200 that was given to him to remove facial hair and buys combat boots.
 
And before some sperg on here gets the bright idea of donating a three figure sum to him...
I doubt anyone here will donate squat to ADF. He doesn't have the girlish charm of Christine... I mean, she celebrated International Women's Day by promoting #freethenipple! ADF is too pasty and hairy, and no one wants to see his moobs.
 
I would not have a problem buying a homeless person a bike, but not for 450$. Also, that kind of bike is totally not suited for homeless people. How long will it take untill it gets stolen, and he blames us for it?
 
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