3 Years Ago Today, Tony Stark Died for your Sins

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Iron Man "deserved" death more, because he lived his entire life as an arms dealer. Steve was a good boy who genuinely dindu nuffin.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What’s funny is that nine years ago, I was excited to see this

Now I found out they’re making a third one come 2023, and I didn’t even see the second one.

 

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

I checked out with Endgame even if I drastically preferred Infinity War. Could care less about seeing any future capeshit.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

But hey look, at least the kid gets to have cheeseburgers with jon favreau right?

I’d enjoy having burgers with jon favreau.

 

[Registration]

I watched the two avengers movie only at the end of last year lol.
Before it my two last mcu movies were doctor strange.

 

[glib]

I’d enjoy having burgers with jon favreau.

Over a genius father?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Over a genius father?

A suicidal genius father.

 

[glib]

A suicidal genius father.

He arced out of that. Did you forget the beginning of the movie?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

He arced out of that. Did you forget the beginning of the movie?

I remember the end where he killed himself.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I remember when a drunk Tony Stark wandered into a Kmart in 1983 and ate a whole box of fig newtons and didn’t pay for them.
My meemaw Gamgam Irma got fired over that, fuck him and his prison pussy goatee.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

It's been three years already?
Really shows how the oeuvre has fallen, that the hottest franchise in living history had its last memorable installment... 11 5 movies ago.

Disney were very lucky to get Endgame out before 2020.

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

Might be a joke but I still remember all these Funko pop faggots posting this without any sense of irony after endgame all over youtube

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I liked that movie with the Ant Guy because it had Luis in it. he should get his own movie where he uses his storytelling powers to save the rec center

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If it wasn't for Disney + I wouldn't have seen any of the movies except for Spiderman.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

EXCUSE me

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

Tony Stark's death will pale in comparison to Carol Danver's eventual heroic sacrifice to save the Multiverse. The MCU will have so many more creative stories and loveable characters now that those pesky straight white cis men are out of the picture.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Tony Stark's death will pale in comparison to Carol Danver's eventual heroic sacrifice to save the Multiverse. The MCU will have so many more creative stories and loveable characters now that those pesky straight white cis men are out of the picture.

They've already given up on Brie. It will be the Paki that makes the sacrifice.

 

[HarryHowler]

Captain America should have died because he had no children to look after, and the franchise was built on Iron Man.

But nope, the Russo brothers were attached to their guy.

Yeah, but if Captain America had died, then we wouldn't have gotten the epic chimp-out that we did from the Steve/Bucky shippers.

...okay, we probably would have done, but to much less of an extent than we did with the revelation that Steve and Peggy ended up growing old together after all.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Thank god the real cinematic Iron Man story ended in 2013 when Tony retired.