[30 November 2016] Phil e-begs for bicycle - And if you don't give to him you're not being a good ally.

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Ginger Piglet

Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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So... yeah. Cis middle class people are only allowable so long as they give him money.
 
No one wants to see him happy; it's more fun to see him bouncing and squeaking.
 
I'm not certain what the local regulations are regarding bicycle use by mutant naked mole rats.
 
Actually, yes. Here's how he spent his e-begging:

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I'm pretty sure you can get a serviceable bicycle for under $250.00. It doesn't need to be a super lightweight carbon fibre road racing model or anything. Also why can't he just pay someone to load his shite into a van and drive it north?

Also, why does he need two trannybats? He gonna attempt dual-wielding?
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Also, why does he need two trannybats? He gonna attempt dual-wielding?
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Why does he need any tranny bats? Portland isn't exactly a hotbed of trans violence.

Oh right it's because he's an aggressive MALE who is aroused by violence and control just like every other rapist on the planet :story:
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Actually, yes. Here's how he spent his e-begging:

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I'm pretty sure you can get a serviceable bicycle for under $250.00. It doesn't need to be a super lightweight carbon fibre road racing model or anything. Also why can't he just pay someone to load his shite into a van and drive it north?

Also, why does he need two trannybats? He gonna attempt dual-wielding?
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Pictured. Phil's next battle against the alt right gamergoobers.

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What the hell reason can he possibly give for not being willing to ride the bus like literally everyone else?
 
Ninja_Warrior said:
What the hell reason can he possibly give for not being willing to ride the bus like literally everyone else?
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He has a bike fetish.

That's not a joke, he's been sperging about bikes and molesting peoples bikes he finds on the streets for years after he discovered a group of militant bikedykes called Clitoral Mass. He's convinced that as a pretty latina they'll accept him with open arms and have sex with him.

edit: I think he's already bought the bike, he's just begging people to pay him back for it :story: he has to do everything that Chris does, only late.
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Ninja_Warrior said:
What the hell reason can he possibly give for not being willing to ride the bus like literally everyone else?
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For some reason, Phil believes he part of some elite group that does not have to lower their standards by using their feet or public transport to get places. What places does Phil have to be anyway?! Are there hobo bathhouses where Phil can get a good figging on a regular basis without scaring anything that remotely resembles a human?
If Phil has to relearn to ride a bike, he does not deserve one.
 
molesting peoples bikes he finds on the streets
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I can't even imagine the horror of walking out of a Starbucks and finding a random greasy wet patch on your bicycle seat that wasn't there before.
 
Oh Phil. You will not escape the Ninja Mormons you wannabe bikedyke. Assume your fate of being served with Burgers and a shake to Chris-chan.
 
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