Interests 4/12/17 Chris Has Transformed His Face - His Hair: The Worst It's Ever Been

[Ol' Puss]

His eyes are so empty and lifeless. It's like staring into the abyss where nothing good can come out of it.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

His eyes are so empty and lifeless. It's like staring into the abyss where nothing good can come out of it.

It is true. Not even the lulz coming from him are any good these days.

 

[Thomas the Tankchu]

I like how he made the face and could cover it up with the Prime mask. Sort of losing the fucking point there.

Probably a metaphor for a paperbag on Chris's face.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Good god the cheap paint is just caked on this time. Makes them look like they're cheap North Korean knock offs.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I like how he made the face and could cover it up with the Prime mask. Sort of losing the fucking point there.

Probably a metaphor for a paperbag on Chris's face.

-> transform! ->

 

[ZeCommissar]

THIN YOUR PAINTS

THIN YOUR PAINTS

also I always loved how Chris thinks that his heterochromia is so pronounced and noticeable, when really it's not. Maybe he just think he's special besides the :autism:

 

[Optimus Prime]

also I always loved how Chris thinks that his heterochromia is so pronounced and noticeable, when really it's not. Maybe he just think he's special besides the :autism:

To him, his heterochromia is pronounced since one of his most autistic focus priorities is on color recognition. It's why he blew the fuck up over Sonic's redesign having blue arms instead of tan.

 

[John Furrman]

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Here's the real face transformation... coming in about 10 years or so.

Spoiler: Chris Chan age 42

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Chris at 50

 

[MG 620]

The face looks more like Phil?

The potato smirk is strong.

 

[Hyperion]

The face looks more like Phil?

The potato smirk is strong.

It really is amazing how autism renders down the entire spectrum of emotion down to being either smug or angry and nothing else.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Spoiler: Chris' face, just for reference

Spoiler: Poorly Painted Transformers

Why get a job under "the man" when you can do this instead?

Transformers, the only one who can defeat Trump

 

[BF 388]

Relevant:

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris Has Transformed His Face

hopefully into something less autistic

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

At least his face is fucking orange like some Cashy Clyde...

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

Does this mean that Barb's going to end up merging with the hoard and turning into some horrifying thrift shop version of Unicron?

 

[SoneeBoi]

Trannyformers: Autists In Disguise

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

If Chris was a Transformer:

Spoiler

And Barb as a transformer

Spoiler

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

His eyes are so empty and lifeless. It's like staring into the abyss where nothing good can come out of it.

Windows to Hell.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

His eyes are so empty and lifeless. It's like staring into the abyss where nothing good can come out of it.

And yet behind those dull cow eyeballs, there's still a mini-tyrant who seethes with wrath against everyone who he feels has wronged him, including those who have dared to stop him from doing whatever he wants (such as vandalizing store signs) and those who haven't jumped to his commands.

And along with that horrid fashion sense and stringy hair, imagine him out in public going around making squeaky voices as he has conversations between himself and his imaginary characters, with the occasional pantomime facepalms and "sign of the cross".

ischrisgettingbetter

 

[Liquid Metal Asperchu]

Not enough money for toys bananas for Barb

Barb doesn't need to eat bananas. She is bananas.