4/17- Chris is Blackmailed and/or Hacked on Twitter

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I'm leaning towards his new "sweethearts" being full on tumblrinaction bogey men, and pressuring Chris to "publicly profess his repressed sexuality". It'd explain the seeming increase in content this month, and the very protracted coming out as duck loving. Come to think of it, this'd also explain the dumping of his man-child hoard. I'm hoping they turn into left-wing Idea Individuals.
 
Why would Chris make a video about selling his garbage after hes hacked and not mention the "Hacking".
This could mean that Chris is embaressed by the tweets because, normally Chris would go full defense on these kinds of things.
 
I don't even know where to put this.

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I don't even know where to put this.

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Chris either got the word "existential" confused with "financial", we know he has a hard time understanding words and their meanings. I doubt this is a hacked tweet.

The only existential crisis Chris could be having is that he's not a woman and that he's really just a fat homo with tits.
 
I never really understood on an intuitive level why people are so irritated by weens, but the past week has really clarified things for me. The whole point is to watch him burn his own life down — there's no need to intervene. You don't need to throw rocks at lions in a zoo for them to be interesting.
 
Yeah I seriously doubt he was "hacked", I figured I better include that in the title as a possibility though since thats what he said happened. Being blackmailed seems far more likely, especially since Chris retweeted that one guy saying he thinks Chris is being blackmailed, the "from Virginia, USA" on the tweets, the typing style, and we know Chris is susceptible to this shit from the Idea Guy ordeal. I would be very surprised if Chris didnt type and send those himself with someone else forcing him to do so. Or yeah, maybe someone is just offering him a bunch of money.

These fucking puppet masters man. I guess this one is at least more interesting than idea guy, but just having him say stupid shit and draw dicks on the wall isnt that great. If you really want to go through the trouble of pulling the strings why not have him go back to being male or get a job instead.
Heh, I see what they did there. Cunt Nugget.
 
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